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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 63

A Bad Week For Frenchy

Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Hawkeye: *Driving a freight train into the yards*
Orion: *Driving a passenger train volgende to Hawkeye, and passes him*
Hawkeye: *Stops train door yard tower*
Snowflake: *Walking out of tower* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Gets out of train* Yeah?
Snowflake: Pete wants to see u in his office.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Goes to Pete's office*
Snowflake: Somepony get these engines off the train, and into the servicing facility.
Wilson: I got it.

Hawkeye got to Pete's office, and saw that he was smiling.

Hawkeye: u wanted to see me?
Pete: Yes. Please sit down.
Hawkeye: *Sits down*
Pete: As u probably know, u have been working on this railroad for ten years.
Hawkeye: Ten years, and still going strong.
Pete: And since you've been working on this line I must say that u have been doing excellent. u are right on time, very reliable, and u know how to deal with tough situations.
Hawkeye: Thank u sir.
Pete: You're welcome. Orion is waiting at the station in a passenger train. I want u to work with him to get the train into Omaha.
Hawkeye: I'm on it. *Walks out of office* Right on time, very reliable, and I know how to deal with tough situations. I really enjoy my job here.

But three unicorns were having the opposite feeling, as they were waiting in the trainyard. Gordon, and Coffee Crème were to take a train of steel into Denver, but there were not enough engines, so they had to wait for Stylo to arrive with his train.

Jeff: *Looking at train of steel* I haven't seen that much steel on one train since 1942.
Coffee Crème: Never mind that. Where's Stylo? He should be here door now.
Gordon: We get no rest! *Walks in front of Coffee Crème* What's the matter with u Frenchy? It's not dark outside at all. Stop complaining, and use your magic to get an engine here so we won't have to wait any longer.
Coffee Crème: I'm not afraid of the dark. Anyway, u should use your magic. u need the exercise.
Gordon: What are u talking about?
Coffee Crème: You're so fat u could be a clown. u should kom bij the circus.
Stylo: *Arrives in his train, and gets out* Oh, so you've heard the news?
Jeff: What news?
Stylo: About the circus.
Gordon: Stylo, what are u talking about?
Stylo: The circus just arrived. Pete wants all of us to work together to get all of the freight cars unloaded, and he'll choose one of us to take the circus away once the toon ends.

So the volgende day, everypony on the Union Pacific got to work helping the circus ponies unloading the freight cars, and stored them into the yards once everything was unloaded. They were having a pleasant time, but got very angry when Gordon was chosen to take the circus out of town.

Gordon: *Leaning head out of the window as he drives away* So long suckers! *Blows horn*
Coffee Crème: Why did Pete choose him, out of all the ponies that were engineers?
Ike: I don't know. But to tell u the truth, I also don't care.

A little while later, Coffee Crème was called into Pete's office.

Pete: Coff, I need u to get some workers, and take them to the nearest tunnel. We just got a telegram saying it's blocked.
Coffee Crème: Alright. *Leaves office so she can do her work*

Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told door Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gondel freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker 62: It's not ridiculous. It's big, and alive!
Worker 53: We're not going in there again.
Worker Leader: Right. I'll ride on the train, and Coffee Creme will push it out.
Coffee Creme: *Jumps out of engine, and walks to Leader* Whoa, whoa, wait. What?!
Worker Leader: You're driving the train into the tunnel, and pushing whatever is blocking that tunnel out.
Coffee Creme: No thank you. (I hate the dark, but this is worse. Something big, and alive is inside.) I don't want to go in.
Worker Leader: Neither do I, but we must clear the line.
Coffee Creme: *Sighs, as she nervously walks back into her engine, and slowly drive inside*
Worker 34: Do u think they're going to die?
Worker 62: Oh shut up.
Coffee Creme: *Gets train into tunnel*

The train stopped, then all of a sudden, it started moving backwards. First out was Coffee Creme in her engine, then the freight cars, and last of all was an olifant pushing the train back.

Worker 51: I don't believe it.
Worker Leader: Believe it. It's an olifant from the circus that was here earlier. Somepony go call them, and get some food for this thing.
Worker 58: I got it. *Goes off to call the circus*

Shortly after calling the circus, the worker returned with peanuts, and water for the elephant.

Worker 62: What is the name of this elephant?
Worker 58: I don't think they named it yet.
Elephant: *Drinking water*
Coffee Creme: *Getting impatient* Let's go! I wanna get out of here! *Blowing whistle on her engine*
Elephant: *Gets scared, and blows water on Coffee Creme*
Workers: *Laughing*

The olifant was reunited with one of the circus ponies, and they walked door the railway line together. All the workers thought it was fun, but Coffee Creme was not pleased.

Coffee Creme: An olifant pushed me! Then it blew water onto me!

That night, just before the work dag ended, she talked about it with Gordon, Jeff and a few others. They felt sorry for Coffee Creme, but still teased her.

Jeff: First the dark, then an elephant. Whatever will u be afraid of next?
Hawkeye: I don't think u did a bad job dealing with it.
Coffee Creme: u don't think so?
Hawkeye: No. As a matter of fact, I think u were brave to take it on.
Coffee Creme: *Laughing* I didn't even do anything.
Hawkeye: Anything u say. Listen, I know you're having a bad week so far, but when something gets bad, it can only get better, right?
Coffee Creme: I think so.
Hawkeye: Good. Don't forget that, and I'll see u tomorrow.

Date: January 7, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, inside the train station.

Pete: *In his office*
Gordon: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Who's there?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I just wanted u to know that I'm going to Chicagoat like u asked.
Pete: Yeah. The Monon Railway needs another engineer. Get going.
Gordon: Yes sir. *Walks away*

As Gordon left, another pony arrived. He wore a black fedora with a jas in the same color.

Fedora Pony: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Yeah?
Fedora Pony: FBI. Please let me in.
Pete: Door's unlocked. Come in.
FBI Pony: *Walks in* Good morning Mr. Reimer.
Pete: How did u know my name?
FBI Pony: It's on your desk.
Pete: Oh yeah. What can I do for you?
FBI Pony: Me, as well as a few others have been studying the files of one of your workers. We have reason to believe that she is a communist spy.
Pete: A communist spy? Who?
FBI Pony: One door the name of Coffee Creme.
Pete: Coffee Creme? Why do think she's working for the Soviets?
FBI Pony: Because she lived in Europe before moving into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: She's french. They're our allies.
FBI Pony: That's not how we see it. We think she has been gathering information from your railway when u delivering supplies to the army during the Korean War.
Pete: u really think she's a spy just because she's from Europe?
FBI Pony: Yeah.
Pete: Forgive me, but your government has hit a new low, and u never showed me your badge.
FBI Pony: Right. Sorry. *Shows badge* Satisfied?
Pete: I just can't believe that Coffee Creme is a Russian spy.
FBI Pony: We couldn't believe it either, until we found out where she came from. It says that she moved to Equestria from France during the outbreak of World War 2.
Pete: That's because Nazis were taking over. Did u want her to get killed door them, of would u rather have her come here, and support the Red, White, and Blue?
FBI Pony: I don't have time for this. Please toon me where Ms. Creme is.
Pete: *Sighs* The trainyard. She's working with a few other ponies door the yard tower.
FBI Pony: Thank you. Will u come with me please?
Pete: Sure. What have I got to lose? Besides a worker?

So Pete, and the FBI pony went to the yards.

Wilson: I'm gonna get a freight train set up, and Pete wants u to take it into Pocatello.
Coffee Creme: Okay.
Pete: *Standing door yard tower* Wait here, I'll get her for you.
FBI Pony: Much obliged. *Leaning on tower, and starts to smoke a cigarette*
Snowflake: *Standing on stairs* Hey, do u mind? Some of us don't like that kind of stuff.
FBI Pony: Get back to work before I arrest u for being a communist.
Snowflake: Okay. *Walks back into tower* That was weird.
Pete: *Returns to tower with Coffee Creme*
FBI Pony: Oh good. u got her. Let's go.
Coffee Creme: Go where?
FBI Pony: To where I tell u to go. You're accused of being a Russian spy.
Coffee Creme: But I'm not even Russian.
FBI Pony: Don't argue, it'll just make things worse.

So the FBI pony took Coffee Creme away.

Pete: I'm really going to miss her.
Wilson: *Walks over to Pete* Sir? Where's Coffee Creme going? I got her train set up.
Pete: She's not going to be driving anymore trains Wilson. u do it.
Wilson: Yes sir. *Goes to drive the freight train*

The volgende day, everypony heard about what happened, except for Gordon. He was on his way back from Chicagoat. Hawkeye, and Stylo were talking at the station, while sitting on a bench.

Hawkeye: I never got a chance to say goodbye to her.
Stylo: Neither did I.
Hawkeye: I'm never going to forget that first dag she walked in here. We worked together, we had fun together, and we made fun of Gordon together.
Stylo: Then they started dating.
Hawkeye: Yeah. I guess she felt sorry for him, and didn't want us making fun of him.

Then suddenly, a big freight car was seen. It was so wide, that it was on two train tracks.

Hawkeye: hallo Stylo, look at that.
Stylo: It's stopping.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I wonder why.
Pete: *Walks out of station, and onto platform* Pierce, I got a telegram from Gordon.
Hawkeye: What does it say?
Pete: Dear assholes.
Stylo: Maybe that boxcar is also from Gordon.
Pete: I heard that u let the FBI take Coffee Creme away. Because of this, I'm going to attack u in a tank.
Hawkeye: Maybe Stylo's right. If Gordon does attack us in a tank, it's most likely to be in that boxcar.
Stylo: But thankfully he's an idiot. He won't be able to hurt anypony.

The doors opened on the boxcar, and Gordon drove his tank out of the car, while playing music.

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Pete: Oh, he's playing a song.
Gordon: *Getting closer to the station*
Hawkeye: Wait for it.
Gordon: *Turning torentje to the left* Wait. I can't get it to stop! How do I stop this thing?! *Makes gun go up, as it continues spinning counter clockwise* No, go down! Why did I choose a tank from Europe? *Goes forward*
Stylo: See? What did I tell you? He's too stupid to attack us no matter what u give him.
Hawkeye: If he had a gun, he'd never be able to hit us.
Stylo: Even at close range.
Pete: Well, forget him. I'm going back in my office.
Gordon: *Turns left, as the torentje continues to spin counter clockwise* Stop spinning!
Hawkeye: He's heading into town.
Stylo: If we were off duty, I'd love to see what would happen to him.

The End

On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails

Gordon will not be driving a tank ever again... HOPEFULLY!!

Now I gotta go. I think I heard a tank shoot a building near my house. Bye bye.

SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014

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Song: link

 Robotnik: Pingas!
Robotnik: Pingas!
Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd u leave the toilet zitplaats, stoel up?
Peele: teef WHY WAS u LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do u even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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Everyone knows about Squidward torture.
But I recently started noticing that Spongebob gets tortured himself...

Even modern Spongebob doesn't THIS much punishment..

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#1: THE SPLINTER:
Spongebob immediately got himself a splinter. Throughout the episode, Spongebob tries to not deal with it. but couldn't due to his thumb's injury. Should he used his other hand instead? (PLOTHOLE!) So, he decided to hide it, but Squidward (who told him nothing but lousy crap of hiding it and didn't solve anything) and s. Patrick only WORSENED the situation....
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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his anime counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. regenboog Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* hallo asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies...
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#10: THE KILLS - GET OUT:
Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves u kind of disturbed..


#9: AMERICAN HISTORY X - CURB STOMP:
This was recommended door WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I love Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..


#8: JOHN WICK - DOG SCENE:
Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...
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#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the seconde trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on brand and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never toon hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..



#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...
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I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(


SATEN TWIST:

Jerk with a hart-, hart of Gold: Sword can sometimes come across as an uncaring jerk, espically in older seasons, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.

Characterization Marches On: Saten started out kinda crazy and not the most likeable.. He eventually became the only sane one in many ways, least in comparison to the misadventures he’s involved in..

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...
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#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as u have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the mes gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even meer easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase u out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when u run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, u won't lose any health)..


#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...
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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his ezel handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what u want about Americans but we understand capitalism. u buy yourself a product and u get what u pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn u for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! u did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time of another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There u are u little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. u know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did u just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it u two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see u again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will toon it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is populair enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. of your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I LOVE grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much meer comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, u have the choice of killing him of letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if u choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted u to do this.

Even if u kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told u to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is spleet, split personalitied. One minuut he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered of something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far meer dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And meer capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know zei this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing u can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every dag assurance..

As I zei before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown door his own grenade...