MASTER SWORD:
1:
Saten: But dude! u can't steal police cars! u know how illegal that is!?
Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.
Saten: I- ... Wow., you're actually right.
Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?
(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful kanon in a very dangerous and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).
2:
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd u bring me to Cake N' spek for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible we're having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
3:
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving u people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
5:
Sword (him and Saten riding in Santa's slay): hallo dude, that one reindeer just kind of pooped in the other reindeer's face, and the other reindeer just kind of ate it. Isn't Christmas magical?
8:
Sword: Everyone relax, let us consult old Harry Nilsson.. (pulls out paper with the lyrics).. She put the limoen, kalk in the coconut, drank 'em both up.. Belly ache... Called the doctor. He says put the limoen, kalk in the- (angrily) Bullshit! Doesn't say anything on how to open it! And the doctor's cure is the exact same thing that upset her stomach in the first place. What a whackadoo!
Trixie: (slaps him) Langaaage
SATEN:
1:
Saten: Can u pass the pepper, please?
Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.
Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!
Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.
Saten: Fine sweetie. u have my undivided attention.
Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining zei I still can't tell anyone the surprise.
Saten: (sarcastically) No way!
Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!
Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!
Pinkie: No, see? Well, u absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!
Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!
Pinkie: No, I am not.
Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will u ever make a decision?
Sheldon u see? I don't know. What should I do?
Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!
2:
Saten (pacing and mumbling): Stupid Maggie. Non-inventing, recipe-stealing, wanna say bitch, but still friend, maybe.
Starlight: Would u calm down. Maybe u can take consolation in that something u created is making people happy.
Saten (high pitched voice): Ohhh, look at me I'm making people happy! (flapping pegasus wings) I'm a lovely little vlinder flapping my vlinder wings! (skips around) I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, Lalalala! [leaves the room, slamming the door; pokes his head back in] Oh, door the way, I was being sarcastic. [closes the door again]
Starlight (annoyed): Well, duh.
3:
Pinkie: Master Sword thinks he can fly off of his roof.
BonBon: Yeah. He could die.
Trixie: Probably.
Saten: ... Do it! Do it Sword!
Sword: I'm gonna!
Trixie: I wouldn't if I were you. Those wings don't look very strong.
Saten (gets camera out): Don't listen to 'em, dude! I'm sure it'll work. Go for it!
4:
Pony: u look like a man who can make a decision. I know you're buy this. Why? Because I heard somebody tell me u "can't".
Saten (angrlily): I'll toon him! (buys the RV).
5:
Trixie: Baby, this is absurd!
Saten: I have to, he has my girlfriend.
Trixie (angrily): Saten, I'M your girlfriend!
6:
Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.
Trixie: ... I concur, but u changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove's Day?
Saten: ... Oh, u caught that, did you?
DERPY:
1:
Child Derpy: (jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she doesn't have her cutie mark)
Saten: hallo Cuz, quit that already, you're gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: (stubbornly) Shut up! You're not the boss of me.. (bangs her head on the roof, making her have the kruis eyed design).
Saten: My god, u okay!?
Derpy: (calmly and unaware of her new look) Sure, why do u ask?
2:
Pinkie: Oh Derpy.. I don't know if I could do this?
Derpy: Well.. u can always do what I do when I have a problem.. (shows bag of Marijuana).
SOON AFTER:
Pinkie and Derpy are both high.
Pinkie: W- What where we doing again?
Derpy: Say.. This reminds me. (long pause).
Pinkie: Reminds u of what?
Derpy: ... Dude, I totally forget.
3:
Derpy: I can't feel my legs. (punches them)
Trixie: Derpy, they belong to the man behind you
(an unusually tall man stands and glares at her).
Derpy: ... (puppy eyes)
5:
Derpy (holding empty can): Ladies and gentlemen, l'm sorry to disturb your pleasant ride but unlike yourselves, l was born without taste buds.
Derpy: Allow me to demonstrate. (Licks the railing) (shivers) the shit I do for money.. Thank u for your time, free change?
6:
Derpy sees every muffin store closed. And states that he would sell his soul for a muffin. The devil himself appears and offers her a contract to zeehond, seal the deal.
Derpy: Hey, wait. If I don't finish this last bite, u don't get my soul, right?
The Devil: Well, technically no...
Derpy (singsong) I'm smarter than the de-vil! I'm smarter than the de-vil!
The Devil: (morphs from normal to Chernabog) u ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME! I'LL SEE u IN HELL YET, DERPY HOOVES! (shrinks and disappears)
Derpy: Pfft, yeah right.
1:
Saten: But dude! u can't steal police cars! u know how illegal that is!?
Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.
Saten: I- ... Wow., you're actually right.
Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?
(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful kanon in a very dangerous and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).
2:
Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd u bring me to Cake N' spek for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible we're having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
3:
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving u people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
5:
Sword (him and Saten riding in Santa's slay): hallo dude, that one reindeer just kind of pooped in the other reindeer's face, and the other reindeer just kind of ate it. Isn't Christmas magical?
8:
Sword: Everyone relax, let us consult old Harry Nilsson.. (pulls out paper with the lyrics).. She put the limoen, kalk in the coconut, drank 'em both up.. Belly ache... Called the doctor. He says put the limoen, kalk in the- (angrily) Bullshit! Doesn't say anything on how to open it! And the doctor's cure is the exact same thing that upset her stomach in the first place. What a whackadoo!
Trixie: (slaps him) Langaaage
SATEN:
1:
Saten: Can u pass the pepper, please?
Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.
Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!
Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.
Saten: Fine sweetie. u have my undivided attention.
Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining zei I still can't tell anyone the surprise.
Saten: (sarcastically) No way!
Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!
Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!
Pinkie: No, see? Well, u absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!
Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!
Pinkie: No, I am not.
Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will u ever make a decision?
Sheldon u see? I don't know. What should I do?
Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!
2:
Saten (pacing and mumbling): Stupid Maggie. Non-inventing, recipe-stealing, wanna say bitch, but still friend, maybe.
Starlight: Would u calm down. Maybe u can take consolation in that something u created is making people happy.
Saten (high pitched voice): Ohhh, look at me I'm making people happy! (flapping pegasus wings) I'm a lovely little vlinder flapping my vlinder wings! (skips around) I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, Lalalala! [leaves the room, slamming the door; pokes his head back in] Oh, door the way, I was being sarcastic. [closes the door again]
Starlight (annoyed): Well, duh.
3:
Pinkie: Master Sword thinks he can fly off of his roof.
BonBon: Yeah. He could die.
Trixie: Probably.
Saten: ... Do it! Do it Sword!
Sword: I'm gonna!
Trixie: I wouldn't if I were you. Those wings don't look very strong.
Saten (gets camera out): Don't listen to 'em, dude! I'm sure it'll work. Go for it!
4:
Pony: u look like a man who can make a decision. I know you're buy this. Why? Because I heard somebody tell me u "can't".
Saten (angrlily): I'll toon him! (buys the RV).
5:
Trixie: Baby, this is absurd!
Saten: I have to, he has my girlfriend.
Trixie (angrily): Saten, I'M your girlfriend!
6:
Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.
Trixie: ... I concur, but u changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove's Day?
Saten: ... Oh, u caught that, did you?
DERPY:
1:
Child Derpy: (jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she doesn't have her cutie mark)
Saten: hallo Cuz, quit that already, you're gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: (stubbornly) Shut up! You're not the boss of me.. (bangs her head on the roof, making her have the kruis eyed design).
Saten: My god, u okay!?
Derpy: (calmly and unaware of her new look) Sure, why do u ask?
2:
Pinkie: Oh Derpy.. I don't know if I could do this?
Derpy: Well.. u can always do what I do when I have a problem.. (shows bag of Marijuana).
SOON AFTER:
Pinkie and Derpy are both high.
Pinkie: W- What where we doing again?
Derpy: Say.. This reminds me. (long pause).
Pinkie: Reminds u of what?
Derpy: ... Dude, I totally forget.
3:
Derpy: I can't feel my legs. (punches them)
Trixie: Derpy, they belong to the man behind you
(an unusually tall man stands and glares at her).
Derpy: ... (puppy eyes)
5:
Derpy (holding empty can): Ladies and gentlemen, l'm sorry to disturb your pleasant ride but unlike yourselves, l was born without taste buds.
Derpy: Allow me to demonstrate. (Licks the railing) (shivers) the shit I do for money.. Thank u for your time, free change?
6:
Derpy sees every muffin store closed. And states that he would sell his soul for a muffin. The devil himself appears and offers her a contract to zeehond, seal the deal.
Derpy: Hey, wait. If I don't finish this last bite, u don't get my soul, right?
The Devil: Well, technically no...
Derpy (singsong) I'm smarter than the de-vil! I'm smarter than the de-vil!
The Devil: (morphs from normal to Chernabog) u ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME! I'LL SEE u IN HELL YET, DERPY HOOVES! (shrinks and disappears)
Derpy: Pfft, yeah right.
I only watched episode 4 today.
So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.
Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)
Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.
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So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.
Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)
Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.
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Well.. I honestly don't have anything to say this time.
This toon is starting to give me that "numb feelings" u get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..
Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.
Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.
This toon seems meer subtle, and smarter..
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This toon is starting to give me that "numb feelings" u get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..
Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.
Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.
This toon seems meer subtle, and smarter..
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#1: HARRY POTTER SPOOF:
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..
#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most populair story.
And not even my best work. It's just me tonen off my love of Spike at the time, and tonen SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..
#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..
#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..
#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..
#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most populair story.
And not even my best work. It's just me tonen off my love of Spike at the time, and tonen SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..
#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..
#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..
#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..
Farcry 3 should be a movie.
I never actually played the actual game.
The way I do it. It pretty much IS a movie. I watch all the cutscenes of every character.
But this movie would really need GOOD actors for not only Vass, but ALL 3 of the villains.
Vaas, Hoyt, and Buck. They're all scary in their own way. And they are, in my opinion, the greatest villains I ever seen in a video game.
But hey, Jason would also need a really good actor.
He slowly loses his mind, but yet, he's still the GOOD guy..
This game is actually SCARY. It would probably be a horror movie.
But hey.. I myself would watch it.
I never actually played the actual game.
The way I do it. It pretty much IS a movie. I watch all the cutscenes of every character.
But this movie would really need GOOD actors for not only Vass, but ALL 3 of the villains.
Vaas, Hoyt, and Buck. They're all scary in their own way. And they are, in my opinion, the greatest villains I ever seen in a video game.
But hey, Jason would also need a really good actor.
He slowly loses his mind, but yet, he's still the GOOD guy..
This game is actually SCARY. It would probably be a horror movie.
But hey.. I myself would watch it.
#1: THEY HAVE OUR BACK:
If anybody attacks Canada. We can take peace in knowing that America will come and kick their ass.
Same with Canada to America. Though OUR military isn't quite as good..
#2: BANDS:
They have Metallica and all them..
We have Justin Bieber..
#3: I LIKE THEIR FLAG:
Certainly better then a leaf..
#4: AMC:
Walking dead, and Breaking Bad are both American shows. And the GREATEST shows..
#5: FLORIDA:
We go their EVERY year..
#6: THEY HAVE JIMMY TATRO:
Funniest youtube guy I could of think of.
And is now a movie star..
#7: THEY HAVE WILL FARREL:
Who cares how mean he probably is.
He's hilarious..
#8: BAND OF BROTHERS:
It's about the AMERICAN army.
ALL the good ones are. Like Saving Private Ryan. And Fury..
#9: CANADA HAS NO COME BACKS:
America labels us all these things.
We never have anything smart enough to say back.
#10: BETTER LAW SYSTEM:
Canada has NO justice..
If anybody attacks Canada. We can take peace in knowing that America will come and kick their ass.
Same with Canada to America. Though OUR military isn't quite as good..
#2: BANDS:
They have Metallica and all them..
We have Justin Bieber..
#3: I LIKE THEIR FLAG:
Certainly better then a leaf..
#4: AMC:
Walking dead, and Breaking Bad are both American shows. And the GREATEST shows..
#5: FLORIDA:
We go their EVERY year..
#6: THEY HAVE JIMMY TATRO:
Funniest youtube guy I could of think of.
And is now a movie star..
#7: THEY HAVE WILL FARREL:
Who cares how mean he probably is.
He's hilarious..
#8: BAND OF BROTHERS:
It's about the AMERICAN army.
ALL the good ones are. Like Saving Private Ryan. And Fury..
#9: CANADA HAS NO COME BACKS:
America labels us all these things.
We never have anything smart enough to say back.
#10: BETTER LAW SYSTEM:
Canada has NO justice..