hallo Guys. Here is A lijst I came up with (Luna--Lovegood helped) of fun ways to annoy Bellatrix. Guaranteed to get u crucio-ed! Please commentaar and let me know what u think. Thank u to Luna--Lovegood for helping me write this, u are quite creative for a non-deatheater, Luna!

1. Impersonate the dark Lord and convince her that he’s really into peace with Muggles.

2. Whenever she cackles evilly, roll your eyes in an obvious way and grumble, “That’s getting sooooo old, Bella”

3. volgende time she uses the Cruciatus Curse on someone, groan and say she has no imagination when it comes to torturing...

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

"Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s meer to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!"

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do u mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call u Bella?

BL: No.

RS: Can I see your Dark Mark?

BL: *glares threateningly* How DARE...