I was out hiking in the woods with a few vrienden of mine, when we all got lost and accidentally spleet, split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an uur of so, I sat on a stump, praying that my vrienden would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some vrienden I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a rok that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are u lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do u mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure u can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that u like jumping off cliffs. Are u suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I love the wind in my hair!
Me: If u hadn't gotten married, would u consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I love my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did u marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom u fell in love with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would u leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes u love someone, but then u meet someone else and love them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: u don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me door the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are u MAD? There's nothing meer powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE u SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit u here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are u ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and u don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could u stand the beer droppings all around? And how u don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch u when u sleep?
Pocahontas: u watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would u ever agree if someone called u a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: door far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an uur of so, I sat on a stump, praying that my vrienden would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some vrienden I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a rok that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are u lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do u mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure u can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that u like jumping off cliffs. Are u suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I love the wind in my hair!
Me: If u hadn't gotten married, would u consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I love my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did u marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom u fell in love with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would u leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes u love someone, but then u meet someone else and love them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: u don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me door the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are u MAD? There's nothing meer powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE u SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit u here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are u ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and u don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could u stand the beer droppings all around? And how u don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch u when u sleep?
Pocahontas: u watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would u ever agree if someone called u a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: door far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
commentaar if u want more!! :D
54. Mulan Soldier Updo
53. Ariel with hat
52. Moana bun
51. Rapunzel hair: short and brown
50. Snow White with blue bow
49. Tiana childhood hairstyle
48. jasmijn with scarf
47. Aurora with scarf
46. Rapunzel hair brainded
45. Pocahontas brainds
44. Rapunzel short and loose with tiara
43. Mulan bun
42. Tiana ponytail
41. Tiana mascarade updo
1. Belle-Enchanted Rose
2. Ariel-Seashell
3. Glass slipper-Cinderella
4. Sun-Rapunzel
5. Red apple-Snow White
6. Magic lamp-Jasmine
7. Bow and arrows-Merida
8. Te Fiti heart-Moana
9. Spinning wheel-Aurora
10. Dragon-Mulan
11. Compass-Pocahontas
12. Frog-Tiana
2. Ariel-Seashell
3. Glass slipper-Cinderella
4. Sun-Rapunzel
5. Red apple-Snow White
6. Magic lamp-Jasmine
7. Bow and arrows-Merida
8. Te Fiti heart-Moana
9. Spinning wheel-Aurora
10. Dragon-Mulan
11. Compass-Pocahontas
12. Frog-Tiana
Mulan is considered a Disney princess and I find that ridiculous because if Mulan is a Disney princess why not Elsa and Anna? Mulan has the characteristics of a hero and a princess, but there is a reason that prevents her from being a princess.
Although she is vrienden with an emperor, that does not make her a princess. Either she would be a royal door birth, of she would marry a prince and earn the titel of princess. Being a hero doesn't make a princess, does it? This is really silly. There are a lot of other female characters at Disney who do great heroics, but they're not even one step closer to being princesses. What a great injustice. What a pity. While I love Mulan, Mulan is overrated.
Although she is vrienden with an emperor, that does not make her a princess. Either she would be a royal door birth, of she would marry a prince and earn the titel of princess. Being a hero doesn't make a princess, does it? This is really silly. There are a lot of other female characters at Disney who do great heroics, but they're not even one step closer to being princesses. What a great injustice. What a pity. While I love Mulan, Mulan is overrated.