Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: Tics and foibles of all Twihards

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posted by I_Hate_Twilight

Now that I have enough free time, I researched a bit and noticed that Twifans has some tics and mannerisms while writing.

I'm not just good, because the first thought was that I noticed the keyboard problem. But then I saw that it was too frequent, several problems with keyboards on many different people.

SO WHY WRITE: ZE becoz FANNS TAWLK Diz lyk !!!!!
There is already some Twilight-English dictionary? It is normal that no one writes like that. What is interest? Look like they're talking to snakes ...
Who invented it?

WRITE WITH CAPITAL LETTERS!! WHAT IS THE INTEREST? ARE A SCREAM WITH SOMEONE??
mimifaith WROTE AN artikel ABOUT THIS. The READ NOW?
AND I AGREE WITH mimifaith. MUST WRITE WITH CAPITAL TO CONVINCE SOMEONE? HAS NO ARGUMENT? And it seems ...

When someone does not agree with that Twilight sucks, why can not solve things for all to see? Why must send private messages about your opinions, to insult and criticize others? Do not know what Freedom of Speech? They are afraid of being ridiculed (even more) door your arguments (NO)?

These were what I noticed. There are probably more. If so, write us in the comments, please

HaleyDewit, ryomaidol and 3 others like this

kwlski4ever I agree. I hate when fans talk like that , so we must have some 'twilight fangirls' dictionary to find out what they were saying.

ToyletGnome I have a Twitardian-English dictionary embedded into my brain from all the ridiculous comments, no joke. I read one out to my sister once (English translation) and she had look at it and was in total shock that I was able to read it.

ChocAttack266 Now that you understand Twitard, Toylet, your next challenge is Quenya and Sindarin. Just kidding; that's MY next challenge.

ryomaidol Oh~! Here in Philippines, we call that language "Jejemon" and we Filipinos have a phrase: "Jejemons, gotta kill them all" which is based on "Pokemon, gotta catch them all." I cannot believe this language is from the crappy book entitled Tw*light~!

Athiya I understand that you address this to most Twilight fans (who are tweens and seems to like chat speak and improper capitalisation more), but there are some fans that might find this a little offensive. I mean, I didn't like it when people stereotype fourteen years old to be this loud, annoying bunch (which isn't true, as I'm not annoying -- I think -,-), so I doubt mature Twilight fans would do too. As much as the the books were really stupid, there are people who like Twilight and are capable of typing a good sentence :)

ryomaidol A typical Jejemon talk: miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh! (Hello) You: Huh? miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje! (I like to know about you, tell me your name? jejejeje) You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard! miszMaldiTahh111: T_T

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Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

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