Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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posted by FredWRules
So, one dag there was this girl, and for the sake of this artikel she shall be referred to as A.

so anyway, one day, A's sister got gegeven a book from a friend. A's sister read zei book, then lent it to A, saying it was possibly the best book she'd ever read. This book was Twilight.
so A read the book, slightly skeptical at first, but quickly got hooked. door the end of the book, she was a fan.
So, as soon as she found the seconde book, she bought it. A didn't enjoy it as much as she'd enjoyed the first book, but read it all the same.
then for Christmas she got gegeven Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Eclipse she enjoyed, but found predictable, and Breaking Dawn made her laugh her head off.
At this point A had quite a few posters in her room.
when A entered high school, she became vrienden with this other girl, and convinced her to read the series, and the friend also got hooked.
then, later on in the year, A's vrienden forced her into promising to read the Harry Potter series while she was overseas.
A read the series, loved it, then realized how she'd wasted part of her life loving something so terrible. when A got home, one of her vrienden and A's sister (now also turned Anti) had great fun literally tearing up every single poster into shreds.

the early on in the jaar after that incident, A got bored, and searched Harry Potter vs Twilight into google, and found 1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight.

she read the reasons, laughed, then made herself an account so she could kom bij in.

and that's my story of how I turned anti!!!!
So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...
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posted by bri-marie
Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: Vampires hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach u that your hart-, hart pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since vampires hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, of blush, of anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is zei several times in the book.

Now, call...
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posted by Mrs-Grint
 As u can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...
As you can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...
OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire fans (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other vampires have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...
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posted by harrypotterbest
Dolores Jane Umbridge… can ANYONE forgive her? And yet, despite being so horrendously evil, she is a very interesting character.
She is very loyal, because we know how she remained on Fudge’s side through the whole dilemma. She is also very easy to hate, for she gave Harry countless detentions for telling the truth. We know very little about Dolores; surely Rowling knows more. She has always planned her characters to the death – one reason why Harry Potter makes a very interesting read.
Back on the topic of Umbridge, we have to accept that she could have had a childhood like Snape –...
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So I am reading reasons as to why Twilight fans think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I just want to make it clear; there is a big difference between liking one series better than another, and one series actually being better than another. I also want to reply to some of the meer common ones I've seen.



"Twilight has meer love!"
Okay, Twilight does not have meer love than Harry Potter door any means. Twilight has a lot of obsessive lust, which is often mistaken for love, but they are quite different.

Why is their relationship lust? Why isn't it love?

Well, what do Bella and Edward do together?...
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Many Twilighters love to say how "Edward and Bella love each other sooooo much!" I'm afraid I have to disagree on this point. Their relationship is pure lust, not love.

Here is my reasoning.

How do Bella and Edward decide they are in love? Well, Bella moves in to Forks. Her first dag of High School there, she looks across the cafeteria, and she sees a totally gorgeous guy! He catches her attention immediately and she decides right then and there that he is the only man in the town who is good enough for her, despite the fact that she has never spoken to him once in her life. She swats off the...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chapter 1 part 2
The flight took five hours. It was the longest journey Bella had ever traveled and she was happy enough to have both feet on steady ground again. She walked to the luggage riem and grabbed her luggage, succeeding to pull a few other valises with it. Bella’s face turned red and she put her own luggage on the floor and put the valises that weren’t hers back on the belt. Then she lifted her suitcases again and walked outside.
Outside two people were standing with a huge placard saying ‘Welcome home, Bella’ One of them was waving heavily at her and wanted to run into her...
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Source: MuggleNet Caption Contest
I found this when I randomly looked up "Twihard"

Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in love with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."

Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"

Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."

Twihard: "How could u say that?! I'm in love with him!!"


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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
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posted by HaleyDewit
1.A lot of trees have been sacrificed for Twishit
2.It's deathly boring
3.Sparkling vampires?Really?
4.Edward is a pedophile and a stalker.To every girl who thinks Edward's the perfect boyfriend: a guy who watches u when u sleep,is not romantic,but creepy.
5.There are a lot of plotholes
6.Bella has as much personality as the spoon I'm looking at right now.
7.Quotations like 'liquid topaz eyes' (since when are eyes liquid???)and 'it's an optional choice'(Where does Smeyer live,because it's obvious they don't have a dictionary there)
8.Bella is the stereotype of the woman before feminism.She's completely...
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Source: Random places on the internet.