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I don't even know who that is (don't kill me!) but it zei no sparkling, so I'm guessing it's better than SM.

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Renarimae I think that's Lily Munster or Vampira, but I don't know.

MissKnowItAll Lily Munster.

Lord-Voldemort It's Druella Black, Bella's mommy XD

HecateA Ah, Vampire goddess, I've been lookign for you. See, I think you should punish the Cullens for disrespecting your realm.

Simply_Indigo XD

SnapeOWNSedward Now she is pretty.

Persephone713 @ Lord Voldemort- ha ha. you remembered my pic post joke. I said this is the Black sisters mother. Cause she looks like Bellatrix and Narcissa's mom. But yeah its Lily Munster. Love that show.

VampPhoenix99 YES! TAKE THAT TWITARDS!!! HAHAHA!

SNAPES-LADY She is indeed!!! :)

hary potter v twilight!!!

posted by NataliaLidia

i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!

books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have manen, dun her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!

harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!

movies
both films hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!

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Bella&Edward poem

posted by HaleyDewit

Bella
My name is Bella and there’s something I need to tell
I’m dating this cute vampire, he’s just hot as hell
He’s fascinated door my none existing mind
And I fall apart whenever I stare in those liquid topaz eyes

Edward
My name is Edward and there’s something I need to say
Bella’s gonna freak when she finds out I’m gay
But I can clearly understand what she sees in me
Because have u ever met someone this perfectly

Bella
I used to live in Phoenix, but now moved to this rainy place
I keep whining about it and I always have the same expression on my face
I’m just a little girl who’s helpless...

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Things Edward could've done with his life....

posted by Confuzzle

1. kom bij an orchestra.
[i] You're inside, anyway.....

2. kom bij an opera.
He has a good voice...right?

3. Go to a tanning salon.
Who wants to be pale all their life?

4. Leave home.
You're a hundred and something and STILL living with your parents. How does that feel?

5. Travel.
Yeah, the sparkling thing pops that bubble a bit, but what are parasols for?

6. Discover...SUNSCREEN.
It protects u from the sun. Shocking, eh?

7. Begin a knitting business.
Creativity is key. u can still stay inside, and make money. Plus, u make vrienden with the rest of the sweet little old people in the knitting club.

8.Start...

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Rant on argumentation techniques

posted by Aquilia

I'm adressing the rabid Twilight fans if they would listen. I'm also adressing the common fans of both sides of this debate.

There are some things one may and may not do in a formal debate unless one wants to look like - pardon the language - a freaking donkey.

Nr 01: One may not argue against the debaters points door attacking him of her. This is called argumentum ad hominem and is a fallacy. For example: If I am to argue that free elections is wrong and states that the arguer is an imbecile that does not deserve the right to vote, then I have committed a severe personal attack and will be frowned...

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Voldemort vs. Aro

posted by Athiya

Many of u might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding...

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Response to "you want reasons? ill give u reasons !!! mwahahah!"

posted by ChocAttack266

This is a (long) rebuttal to KatiiCullen94's argument, the titel of which is in is article's title. (Though you've probably all seen that door now.) I haven't included her points in this, so it will be necessary to read her artikel first.

1. The majority of people in this world cannot relate to Bella. Tell me, how many people can go to a new school and automatically be the prettiest and most populair girl there? How many girls can say that they have FIVE males lusting after them?

Bella does care for people other than herself - her boyfriend. That's it. She was perfectly happy to hurt her father...

My opinions and thoughts on Twilight Characters

posted by Renesmee_XD

This is my last artikel and as u may know I never really came here to argue, just to figure out what was going on in Twilight-Haters heads.

Bella- Whiny and Moany ?
Everyone says that Bella is so whiney and the point is so what if she ? I am sure if we went into your heads ,you would be as moany as her. She complains about the attention she is recieving from boys. I would too it would totally creep me out if suddenly I moved to a new school and everybody likes me.
The friend problem: Jessica is not a good friend after being to 9 schools so far I have met people like this and only can I comment...

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The Height of Stupidity

posted by DivyaHarry

Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant of just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner fan upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga:...

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Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Hmm... this could take a while. Haha, I have a lot of reasons for my strong dislike of Twilight. Before I start, I'd just like to explain that I was once a Twilight fan, so I've read all the boeken and stuff, but I just can't stand it anymore. Therefore, I can give a meer complete explanation of my views. Sorry if it's really ridiculously long.

First reason I hate Twilight: the media. Twilight, in all honesty, isn't a great book. I have read worse boeken (though not many... Twilight was pretty bad). However, if Twilighters and Twilight artikels and such weren't all "OMG ITS THE MOST AMAZING SERIES...

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Comparison: Stephenie Meyer and Voldemort

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight fans who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about vampires (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival....

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My Review of Twilight and it fans

posted by Kersian

Okay now I will begin off with something that has really begin to get on my nerve. How Twilight fans write out their artikels on why they like Twilight. Not just artikels other things too. I will give u and example of one: "For people.....blah blah blah." Like these. Who are they directing these too exactly? I know some the titel says it, but they expect only those sort of people to respond. Pff yeah right. I see that kind of titel I go in and see what kind moronic things they have to say.

Most Twilight fans I see on this site lack the skills in proper grammar. Okay first if u ever want...

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Old twilight fan writes about harry potter

posted by nati30

This artikel was actually wriiten door an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i geplaatst it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the artikel proves that even though u love twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was u one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop reading it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER u DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After...

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venvargie's anti-twilight story.

posted by venvargie

Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking home pagina from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and zei friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of boeken they've read. And that's where this little story starts.

So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my favoriete book series is Twilight."

Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused...

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The Ring

posted by HaleyDewit

Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the koop he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell volgende to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man zei looking at the koop owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...

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DH Trailer Screencaps

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Why Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by PMT

This artikel was NOT written door me. I found this somewhere else as a commentaar and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight fans will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

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Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by DivyaHarry

I'll tell u my story. I love Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one dag my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take acting lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the boeken and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that zei 'Move over Harry Potter'. I lost my remaining...

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What's wrong with Bella?

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I've been seeing this vraag a lot lately. Twilight fans don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this artikel in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No meer than a month. But Bella...

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Yet another Harry Potter vs. Twilight debate

posted by slytherinangel

Okay. I know what u are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight artikel but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me lijst the reasons why children, teens and adults can love Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

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It's Lust, not Love

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
Now, before I start writing about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...