•Harry Potter vs Twilight•

It was the time between the fourth and fifth Harry Potter boeken and right after Bella leaves Jacob for Edward in the Twilight series when IT happened.
James, the evilest of the evil, had no money. He knew his antagonist part required him to have money. He needed money. There was only one thing to do....
He stepped into the swirling nothingness, and seconden later turned up in a gloomy, slimy hallway. "Are u here, Lord Voldemort?"
The dark shape slid out of the shadow. "More money, James?" He zei cooly. "We may both be the antagonists of our books, but u do owe me...."
"OWE u WHAT!?"...

There once was a young adult woman named Astrid. One dag in Spring 2008, her good friend, Rhonda visited her. She told Astrid about this book series called Twilight, Rhonda zei that she read the boeken and that they were really good. Astrid then went to Borders and bought the three books. When she got home, she opened up the first book and started to read away. Astrid then decided that she liked it too. A dag later, she read New Moon, only this time, Astrid didn't like it as much as Twilight. Wishing to continue reading after the slight disliking, she read Eclipse hoping it would be better...

lets say that bella and hermione were off vrienden (really off). Hermione is at hogwarts where she is happy and bella is at forks with her vamp buddies where she is happy. And they know each other's secrets. One day, Hermione wrote bella a letter.

Dear Bella Swan,

I have heard about your acts in Forks and how your boyfriend, edward broke up with you. I feel really sorry for you. Then u found him again in Volterra, Italy and u started going out with him again. My opinion might not matter in this but I feel as if I should tell u about this. I am afraid that u might be a little bit obssessive....