Emma Watson on kissing co-stars Grint and Radcliffe and Felton

Twihards of Rabid fans (thats obsessive Twilight fans, all of you): Don't read this. I don't want to get mauled of drowned.
I apologize for any spelling of grammar errors.
Don't get me wrong- I like Twilight just fine. However, many parts of it really annoyed me. Here are my reasons why I liked Harry Potter better.

1. Characters.
Lets compare:
Lead female role in HP: Hermione Granger. Flaws: a bit nerdy, Know-it-all, and Bossy. Good traits: Stood up for herself (as well as think for herself), worked against racism (for house-elves), was loyal to Harry at all times, and didn't try to kill herself...

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
Rhytm of Poker Face

Bellatrix:
I’ve been in Azkaban for meer than a decade
So if you’d kruis my way u don’t think I’ll be afraid
I’ve become an icoon in the whole wizarding world
And you’re not even hot enough to be an escort girl

Bella:
Whoa (x8)
You think you’re the best
But your hair’s like a mess
Whoa (x8)
You got no style
You love a dude who’s dead nor alive

Bellatrix:
I would like, I would like
Now I would really like to Crucio your face!
Death Eaters:
You just insulted her lover
Bella:
No not my, no not my
Don’t u mess with my pretty face
Death...

Whoa. Its the final battle already? It seems like this all started a week ago....which it did....so...yeah.
NOTE: I am a Twilight fan, so do not suggest that I think all Twilight fans are crazy. I also think HP is better than Twilight, though. Just a little.
NOTE:I like HP and T, I am not trying to make fun of either, I'm just having fun with some of the ideas.
NOTE: okay, I'm just putting this note in to build suspense.
NOTE: This is it. The big one. The end. The last one. The one and only. The awesome one. The one that is the end. The climatic one. The one that, if u do not read, will send...

I, SpeedyGonzalez did NOT write this. I just merely copyed and pasted it.

Ah, yes, Stephenie Meyer, auteur of the Twilight series. My opinion of her, from the way that she has presented herself to the public in interviews and such, is that she is a whiny, self absorbed woman with the mind of a 13 jaar old. She can't deal with criticism because it hurts her delicate little feelings, and believes that she is an amazing writer and that her story and characters are somehow superior to those seen in the works of people such as Jane Austen and William Shakespeare. Here's one statement that shows that...