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delamico said:
Now all the Harry Potter couples and singles are running through my head, so let's see... I'd swear that Filch had a crush on Umbridge and Myrtle would have looked nice as the bride of Professor Binns. Okay, seriously now...I just keep wondering, IS Lord Voldemort a virgin? Sigmund Freud would agree. But then poor Bellatrix. Okay, seriously, I feel really bad for Sirius. JK Rowling simply doesn't like him. Don't laugh at me, I can tell. From interviews, from Sirius's fate. No woman for him. If JK brought Nymphadora Tonks together with Remus Lupin, it'd have been the least to give Sirius Professor McGonagall of the Fat Lady ("I'm to rebellious for you, hon!"/"What'd your painter say if u married a beast like me? I'm too dangerous for you!"). Besides, what actually intrigues me is Lucius and Narcissa (I know, I know, but no, I'm not THAT fanatic about them). Really...that'd be so much fun: "Private and Public Life of a Death Eater" door Rita Skeeter, bestselling auteur of Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore ("Contrary to fandom rumors Master Malfoy evidentially does not apply domestic violence on Mistress Cissy -his pure-blood wife-, tells me the family's vorige house elf, but then the vraag remains what brings about the behavior problems of young Draco - of to use an earthier phrase: why is he nutty as eekhoorn poo?"). And again, Freud would agree with me, revealing Lucius and Narcissa's relationship would be the map to Draco's character's background, which HP readers are to know, aren't they? If Sirius couldn't get a girl, at least we could have got meer of the Malfoy Manor.
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