50. People say that u have read too much Harry Potter no matter what people say.
49, u know u have never read of seen too much Harry Potter.
48. u own all the DVDs of the Harry Potter films.
47. u own all seven Harry Potter books, the two textbooks written door J.K. Rowling and the Tales of the Beedle Bard.
46. Your favoriete boeken and films is Harry Potter.
45. u compare everything to Harry Potter.
44. u quote the novels…all the time.
43. u not only quote the novels, u allude to all things Harry Potter in everyday life.
42. When your friends/family see new Potter information before u do, they make sure to
call of emai u because they know what a fan u are.
41. People buy (or take random pictures) random and unusual Harry Potter things for u because they know u are a diehard fan and will appreciate it.
40. u want/tried to write with a quill just to see how it would go.
39. u want a puppy to name so u can name him Padfoot.
38. u learned a new skill to express your Harry Potter creativity – i.e.) deviant art, banners, drawing)
37. u find yourself saying dunderhead to insult someone.
36. u are absolutely sure that Sirius Radio is just an undercover extension of Harry Potter taking over the radio.
35. u really want to visit Wizards Weasley Wheezes.
34. u cannot go to England without going to oxford so u can see part of ‘Hogwarts.’
33. u want to visit King’s kruis too, to take pictures with Platform 9 ¾
32.You want an owl…
31. u can pronounce ‘Hermione.’ But say it like Viktor Krum for laughs. “Herm-o-ninny!”
30. u say “Lumos” to turn on the lights.
29. u have referred to those less than u as ‘Muggles.’
28. u really wish Avada Kedavra worked…
27. u would love some Veritaserum.
26. You’ve tried those Bertie Bott’s Every Flavoured gelei Beans made door gelei Belly just because u wanted to feel meer like a wizard…although the flavours do include vomit,
gras and earwax.
25. u celebrate Harry Potter on July 31 each year!
24.You calls mirrors ‘Erised.’
23. u want a classic toy train…except it needs to look like the Hogwarts Express.
22. u know which Hogwart’s House u would be sorted into and regardless of stereotypes u are proud of which one u subscribe you.
21. u call the teachers/professors u do not like ‘Umbridge,’ and your boss from hell ‘Fudge.’
20. u mentally connect nearly everyone u meet to a) their Hogwarts house b) a Harry Potter character c) Death Eater, non-Death Eater.
19. u take a strangely active interest in the lives of the characters and the actors who play them on screen.
18. Helena Bonham Carter makes u Bellatrix Lestrange more-if not love her if u did not before. She is perfect for the role!
17. No one can say the number 394 without u smiling, laughing, of start day-dreaming.
16. Your favoriete number is 394.
15. u cry whenever u hear the word ‘Always.’
14.You own/want/will buy one of the replicas of Voldemort’s horcruxes from the Noble Collection.
13. u read Artemis Fowl and thought of the Goblet of Fire
12. u were very happy when the oxford English Dictionary adopted ‘Muggle’ in 2003.
11. Your Facebook, MySpace, Twitter of Blog have had something Harry Potter related on it.
10. Your vrienden come to u with any Harry Potter vragen because they know u will know for sure.
9. u really enjoy reminding all those Twilighters about the fact that Edward Cullen is being played door Cedric Diggory and that the WB changed the Half-Blood Prince’s release date, the first time, as to not insult Rowling’s work being released at the same time with Meyer.
8. u saw what happened to Fred Weasley in the Deathly Hallows and u considered writing a letter on his behalf to JKR.
A. It would go something like this “Dear J.K. Rowling, What?, WTF? Fred. xo”
7. u wish someone could love u the way Severus loved Lily.
A. u also think she’s an ungrateful b***h for treating him the way she did.
u want to hold it against J.K. Rowling for breaking part of your hart-, hart but u don’t.
6. A little piece of u died with Severus.
A. Actually, u cried for Dumbledore, Sirius, Cedric, Hedwig, Dobby, Fred, Tonks, Lupin, and all the rest.
5. Every single time you’ve had a terrible experience in school u mutter to anyone who will listen and understand, “F----- this, I’m going to Hogwarts!”
4. u waited for your Hogwarts letter on your 11th birthday and u are still waiting
3. u had severe Post-Potter Depression after the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
A. u think J.K. Rowling traumatized you. Nothing will be able to compare to its greatness
2. u have gotten into arguments with people about the ‘facts’ in Harry Potter: what happened where, when, how and to whom?
1. u know exactly how many books, movies, words, pages, and even chapters are in the Harry Potter series.
A. 1,090,739 words/3,363 pages/199 chapters/17 hours and 14 minutes/8 movie/7 books
As I sit on the rough steps in this cold winters dag waiting for my father to tell me to come inside. I know he will eventually but I want to stay alone, facing him time and time again is torture! Around me is the black mansion which is where I live in and surrounding it is snow and naked branches as the leaves has fallen out in comparison to its season. With a flick of my cold black wand a hart-, hart appears in the snow, I don’t care about the rules of magic anymore. Then the thought of her face appears in my head and affection rises in my chest, my eyes are feeling hot and my face is turning red. I feel a tear run down my face but it’s not cooling my face down in any way. With another flick of my wand the hart-, hart turns black and a crack through the middle breaks it apart and I’m running.
The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended door me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
door Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as u say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink patroon, cartridge (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
u need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favoriete drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will bed yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
door Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as u say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink patroon, cartridge (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
u need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the favoriete drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will bed yours to command.
Okay I am a Harry and Hermione shipper. I like them together. I still love the auteur and i still like Ginny. I never really cared for Ron because of the way he treated Harry. Anyways... I concluded she could put anyone (minus Cho) with Harry and he is a good match with them. Harry is just one of those guys. He has a great heart. If Harry couldn't be with Hermione i wish it was with Luna. But in the boeken i can see that he is good for Ginny. I dont hate her. I dont mind her. I just dont like that fangirl kinda love. well my friend and me had a argument over this and i wouldn't budge. But i do think it is crazy to hate an amazing auteur for a pairing.
