50 ways to know you’re obsessed with Harry Potter:
50. People say that u have read too much Harry Potter no matter what people say.
49, u know u have never read of seen too much Harry Potter.
48. u own all the DVDs of the Harry Potter films.
47. u own all seven Harry Potter books, the two textbooks written door J.K. Rowling and the Tales of the Beedle Bard.
46. Your favoriete boeken and films is Harry Potter.
45. u compare everything to Harry Potter.
44. u quote the novels…all the time.
43. u not only quote the novels, u allude to all things Harry Potter in everyday life.
42. When your friends/family see new Potter information before u do, they make sure to
call of emai u because they know what a fan u are.
41. People buy (or take random pictures) random and unusual Harry Potter things for u because they know u are a diehard fan and will appreciate it.
40. u want/tried to write with a quill just to see how it would go.
39. u want a puppy to name so u can name him Padfoot.
38. u learned a new skill to express your Harry Potter creativity – i.e.) deviant art, banners, drawing)
37. u find yourself saying dunderhead to insult someone.
36. u are absolutely sure that Sirius Radio is just an undercover extension of Harry Potter taking over the radio.
35. u really want to visit Wizards Weasley Wheezes.
34. u cannot go to England without going to oxford so u can see part of ‘Hogwarts.’
33. u want to visit King’s kruis too, to take pictures with Platform 9 ¾
32.You want an owl…
31. u can pronounce ‘Hermione.’ But say it like Viktor Krum for laughs. “Herm-o-ninny!”
30. u say “Lumos” to turn on the lights.
29. u have referred to those less than u as ‘Muggles.’
28. u really wish Avada Kedavra worked…
27. u would love some Veritaserum.
26. You’ve tried those Bertie Bott’s Every Flavoured gelei Beans made door gelei Belly just because u wanted to feel meer like a wizard…although the flavours do include vomit,
gras and earwax.
25. u celebrate Harry Potter on July 31 each year!
24.You calls mirrors ‘Erised.’
23. u want a classic toy train…except it needs to look like the Hogwarts Express.
22. u know which Hogwart’s House u would be sorted into and regardless of stereotypes u are proud of which one u subscribe you.
21. u call the teachers/professors u do not like ‘Umbridge,’ and your boss from hell ‘Fudge.’
20. u mentally connect nearly everyone u meet to a) their Hogwarts house b) a Harry Potter character c) Death Eater, non-Death Eater.
19. u take a strangely active interest in the lives of the characters and the actors who play them on screen.
18. Helena Bonham Carter makes u Bellatrix Lestrange more-if not love her if u did not before. She is perfect for the role!
17. No one can say the number 394 without u smiling, laughing, of start day-dreaming.
16. Your favoriete number is 394.
15. u cry whenever u hear the word ‘Always.’
14.You own/want/will buy one of the replicas of Voldemort’s horcruxes from the Noble Collection.
13. u read Artemis Fowl and thought of the Goblet of Fire
12. u were very happy when the oxford English Dictionary adopted ‘Muggle’ in 2003.
11. Your Facebook, MySpace, Twitter of Blog have had something Harry Potter related on it.
10. Your vrienden come to u with any Harry Potter vragen because they know u will know for sure.
9. u really enjoy reminding all those Twilighters about the fact that Edward Cullen is being played door Cedric Diggory and that the WB changed the Half-Blood Prince’s release date, the first time, as to not insult Rowling’s work being released at the same time with Meyer.
8. u saw what happened to Fred Weasley in the Deathly Hallows and u considered writing a letter on his behalf to JKR.
A. It would go something like this “Dear J.K. Rowling, What?, WTF? Fred. xo”
7. u wish someone could love u the way Severus loved Lily.
A. u also think she’s an ungrateful b***h for treating him the way she did.
u want to hold it against J.K. Rowling for breaking part of your hart-, hart but u don’t.
6. A little piece of u died with Severus.
A. Actually, u cried for Dumbledore, Sirius, Cedric, Hedwig, Dobby, Fred, Tonks, Lupin, and all the rest.
5. Every single time you’ve had a terrible experience in school u mutter to anyone who will listen and understand, “F----- this, I’m going to Hogwarts!”
4. u waited for your Hogwarts letter on your 11th birthday and u are still waiting
3. u had severe Post-Potter Depression after the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
A. u think J.K. Rowling traumatized you. Nothing will be able to compare to its greatness
2. u have gotten into arguments with people about the ‘facts’ in Harry Potter: what happened where, when, how and to whom?
1. u know exactly how many books, movies, words, pages, and even chapters are in the Harry Potter series.
A. 1,090,739 words/3,363 pages/199 chapters/17 hours and 14 minutes/8 movie/7 books
50. People say that u have read too much Harry Potter no matter what people say.
49, u know u have never read of seen too much Harry Potter.
48. u own all the DVDs of the Harry Potter films.
47. u own all seven Harry Potter books, the two textbooks written door J.K. Rowling and the Tales of the Beedle Bard.
46. Your favoriete boeken and films is Harry Potter.
45. u compare everything to Harry Potter.
44. u quote the novels…all the time.
43. u not only quote the novels, u allude to all things Harry Potter in everyday life.
42. When your friends/family see new Potter information before u do, they make sure to
call of emai u because they know what a fan u are.
41. People buy (or take random pictures) random and unusual Harry Potter things for u because they know u are a diehard fan and will appreciate it.
40. u want/tried to write with a quill just to see how it would go.
39. u want a puppy to name so u can name him Padfoot.
38. u learned a new skill to express your Harry Potter creativity – i.e.) deviant art, banners, drawing)
37. u find yourself saying dunderhead to insult someone.
36. u are absolutely sure that Sirius Radio is just an undercover extension of Harry Potter taking over the radio.
35. u really want to visit Wizards Weasley Wheezes.
34. u cannot go to England without going to oxford so u can see part of ‘Hogwarts.’
33. u want to visit King’s kruis too, to take pictures with Platform 9 ¾
32.You want an owl…
31. u can pronounce ‘Hermione.’ But say it like Viktor Krum for laughs. “Herm-o-ninny!”
30. u say “Lumos” to turn on the lights.
29. u have referred to those less than u as ‘Muggles.’
28. u really wish Avada Kedavra worked…
27. u would love some Veritaserum.
26. You’ve tried those Bertie Bott’s Every Flavoured gelei Beans made door gelei Belly just because u wanted to feel meer like a wizard…although the flavours do include vomit,
gras and earwax.
25. u celebrate Harry Potter on July 31 each year!
24.You calls mirrors ‘Erised.’
23. u want a classic toy train…except it needs to look like the Hogwarts Express.
22. u know which Hogwart’s House u would be sorted into and regardless of stereotypes u are proud of which one u subscribe you.
21. u call the teachers/professors u do not like ‘Umbridge,’ and your boss from hell ‘Fudge.’
20. u mentally connect nearly everyone u meet to a) their Hogwarts house b) a Harry Potter character c) Death Eater, non-Death Eater.
19. u take a strangely active interest in the lives of the characters and the actors who play them on screen.
18. Helena Bonham Carter makes u Bellatrix Lestrange more-if not love her if u did not before. She is perfect for the role!
17. No one can say the number 394 without u smiling, laughing, of start day-dreaming.
16. Your favoriete number is 394.
15. u cry whenever u hear the word ‘Always.’
14.You own/want/will buy one of the replicas of Voldemort’s horcruxes from the Noble Collection.
13. u read Artemis Fowl and thought of the Goblet of Fire
12. u were very happy when the oxford English Dictionary adopted ‘Muggle’ in 2003.
11. Your Facebook, MySpace, Twitter of Blog have had something Harry Potter related on it.
10. Your vrienden come to u with any Harry Potter vragen because they know u will know for sure.
9. u really enjoy reminding all those Twilighters about the fact that Edward Cullen is being played door Cedric Diggory and that the WB changed the Half-Blood Prince’s release date, the first time, as to not insult Rowling’s work being released at the same time with Meyer.
8. u saw what happened to Fred Weasley in the Deathly Hallows and u considered writing a letter on his behalf to JKR.
A. It would go something like this “Dear J.K. Rowling, What?, WTF? Fred. xo”
7. u wish someone could love u the way Severus loved Lily.
A. u also think she’s an ungrateful b***h for treating him the way she did.
u want to hold it against J.K. Rowling for breaking part of your hart-, hart but u don’t.
6. A little piece of u died with Severus.
A. Actually, u cried for Dumbledore, Sirius, Cedric, Hedwig, Dobby, Fred, Tonks, Lupin, and all the rest.
5. Every single time you’ve had a terrible experience in school u mutter to anyone who will listen and understand, “F----- this, I’m going to Hogwarts!”
4. u waited for your Hogwarts letter on your 11th birthday and u are still waiting
3. u had severe Post-Potter Depression after the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
A. u think J.K. Rowling traumatized you. Nothing will be able to compare to its greatness
2. u have gotten into arguments with people about the ‘facts’ in Harry Potter: what happened where, when, how and to whom?
1. u know exactly how many books, movies, words, pages, and even chapters are in the Harry Potter series.
A. 1,090,739 words/3,363 pages/199 chapters/17 hours and 14 minutes/8 movie/7 books
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"
I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."
We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!
Cause I dueled u once,
Now I dueled u twice
We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.
We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!
CREDITS:
greekgirlA,and boredcreativity have made this
(gryffindorgal made the last part)
become a fan of us and we will make meer spoof songs to your favorites! just tell us the song,
and only if u become a fan!
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"
I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."
We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!
Cause I dueled u once,
Now I dueled u twice
We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.
We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!
CREDITS:
greekgirlA,and boredcreativity have made this
(gryffindorgal made the last part)
become a fan of us and we will make meer spoof songs to your favorites! just tell us the song,
and only if u become a fan!
If only we could be together,
u and I,
But our parents would never allow it,
u and I,
Our hearts are broken,
Yours and mine,
I weep for you,
My dear Rose,
Tears run down my face,
Like water flows.
I love the way your wand made flowers,
Made me feel like I had super powers.
I love your spirit,
Fierce but charming,
Complimenting and healing mine,
Which is hurtfull and harming.
My dad's a butt,
My mum is too,
But u made my hart-, hart soar,
When I was with YOU.
Your the best witch ever,
Inherrited your mum's brains,
Your hair is fiery,
Like a bright pretty flame.
If only we could be together,
u and I,
Forever together,
u and I
u and I,
But our parents would never allow it,
u and I,
Our hearts are broken,
Yours and mine,
I weep for you,
My dear Rose,
Tears run down my face,
Like water flows.
I love the way your wand made flowers,
Made me feel like I had super powers.
I love your spirit,
Fierce but charming,
Complimenting and healing mine,
Which is hurtfull and harming.
My dad's a butt,
My mum is too,
But u made my hart-, hart soar,
When I was with YOU.
Your the best witch ever,
Inherrited your mum's brains,
Your hair is fiery,
Like a bright pretty flame.
If only we could be together,
u and I,
Forever together,
u and I
All over the world people are howling
About those great boeken door J. K. Rowling
Three little boeken that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With bezem that fly and a mantel that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his jaar
But it's meer than one jaar - it's going to be Seven!
For the lovers of fantasy that sounds like heaven!
If u haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, u really ought 'ter!
About those great boeken door J. K. Rowling
Three little boeken that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With bezem that fly and a mantel that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his jaar
But it's meer than one jaar - it's going to be Seven!
For the lovers of fantasy that sounds like heaven!
If u haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, u really ought 'ter!
I was reading HP6, at the part where u find out that the guants are descended from the 2nd peverell brother.the ressurection stone was passed all the way down till it camme to be in the possession of Morfin, Voldemort's uncle. Young Voldemort stal it from Morfin. which means that the 2nd peverell brother is Voldemort's great great great great great great however many greats grandfather. well we learn that harry is descended from the 3RD PEVERELL BROTHER. WHICH MEANS THAT VOLDEMORTS LOTSA GREATS GRANDFATHER IS HARRYS LOTSA GREATS UNCLE! SO I REALISE WITH MUCH EXCLAIMATIONS OF "OH MY GOSH!" THAT VOLDEMORT AND HARRY ARE DISTANT COUSINS!
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please commentaar on whether u found this helpful of if u already knew this. Me thinks hearing from other peoples of the webbernet is cool!