Does somebody know the lyrics of "I hate condoms" ?

Based on the video and your lyrics u posted, here is what i corrected.

I mean I do not know what to ask him 'cause I really do not know just what to say. I mean I do I say, "well put this on" in the middle of the act, oh God, no way! I mean God it's so embarrasing to stop to turn the lamp from off to dim. I mean gross I'd have to see it worse he'd probably make me put it on him. Oh it's a condom! It's this girl's manmade nightmare, oh God, a condom! Just when I got over pubic hair and all that stuff down there. I mean my mother says that if I can't deal with condoms then I shouldn't deal with intercourse. She says (?) for me I always fake it (?) so for me I'm missing nothing, it would be his loss. Of course, of course. And vrienden suggest that I go buy condoms and get used to how they feel door putting them on fruits. They say, "it's better to use rubber than to sign your own death warranty." Even if the guy is real cute. But I hate condoms! The way they look and smell and taste and feel. I really really hate condoms. They make me nauseous, my head starts to reel, they have no sex appeal. I think they're cool to use as a balloon. I'd love to blow one up and kick it around the room. But I mean God, I'm sorry, don't put one in my body. Besides that, he looks healthy! I'll never be exposed to HIV! And I hate condoms. I trust him anyway. Yes, I hate condoms. I mean, what can I say? Hope it's my lucky day!


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