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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon teleported onto the empire state building, and was standing on the very top.

Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport volgende to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because u have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* u thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No pony jumps off a building, and acts like it's a joke.
Gordon: Yeah well, fuck you. Come on Coffee Creme, let's teleport back to Cheyenne.

The two unicorns teleported back to Cheyenne with Hawkeye

Pete: There u are! Has Gordon changed his mind?
Gordon: Yup, but I want a new job here.
Pete: And what might that be?
Gordon: I want to work in the train yards, and tell everypony what to do!
Pete: Sure. We'll arrange that after the commercial.
Director: Alright, good! Now line up volgende to each other with Pete in the middle.
Ponies: *line up*
Director: Great. Aaaaand ACTION!
Pete: This is the workers on part of the Union Pacific.
Percy: Me, and Jeff here are responsible for fixing the tracks.
Snowflake: I am in charge of switching tracks.
Gordon: I tell ponies what to do
Hawkeye: I am one of the engineers.
Coffee Creme: I am a firemare
Honey: Me too!
Orion: I also drive trains.
Red Rose: I am the yard manager, I take control of everything in thetrain yards.
Pete: And that's all the ponies that work here.
Director: And cut! Very good, but Gordon... I think u could use a different line to say.

a week later, the ponies were watching their commercial

Percy: Me, and Jeff here are responsible for fixing the tracks.
Snowflake: I am in charge of switching tracks.
Gordon: I get told what to do.

Hawkeye: Hahaha! Seems like Gordon didn't get what he expected!
Coffee Creme: I hear ya. I actually feel sorry for him.
Hawkeye: Why?
Coffee Creme; While all of us are watching this commercial, he has to stay at the yards with Red Rose, and Orion.

Red Rose: Gordon, make sure u uncouple the tank cars from the box car.
Gordon: I know what to do! *uncouples tank cars* Oh wait. I think there were chemicals in there. *chases tank cars*
Orion: *Stops*
Red Rose: What are u doing Gordon?!?
Gordon: Saving your ass! So I can slap it!
Red Rose: I wish he did jump off the empire state building.

The freight cars kept going down the hill

Gordon: NO! STOP!! *jumps on*
Orion: Oh my god.
Gordon: *applies brakes* Oh piss! The brakes broke!! *grabs stones*
Red Rose: Where did that come from?!
Gordon: STOP!! STOP!! *throws stones idiotically*
Orion: Should we tell Pete about this?
Red Rose: Nah, let's watch his moronic act.

The End

On The volgende Episode of Ponies On The Rails

With the korean war going on, Gordon has to go to Las Pegasus.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Starring me, and Totaldramafan60 along with others that will be mentioned in certain scenes.

Our first scene is from Equestria: 60's Are Fun. I wanted this scene to be about a fun party, where everypony was having a good time, but TDF60 had other plans.

Cupcake: (Comes out of nowhere) I live with my two bestest vrienden named Dark Moon and Minty Fresh!
Jordan: That's great Cupcake.
Dark: Minty, koekje, cupcake shouldn't be here, if she wants to try beer, she'll die of craziness.(Smiles) I'd acutally like that.
Jordan: Now I see why your name is Dark. What's the volgende song going to be? Ah, I got it. *Plays...
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Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing door front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are u da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No meer than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* appeldrank, applejack is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands...
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 Japa The Nese
Japa The Nese
We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives signal*
Pony Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think...
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 titel screen! Yay! :D
Title screen! Yay! :D
A not so long time geleden in a world ruled door ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with regenboog Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed meer money to finish building this death defying space station.

To make meer money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pete was interviewed next.

TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Pete: Pete Reimer.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Pete: Forty three.
TV Pony: And how long have u worked on the U.P?
Pete: Twenty one years.
TV Pony: What do u think of this railroad?
Pete: I really do like it here. Many of the ponies I get to work with are kind, and very hard workers.
TV Pony: Is there anything u dislike about this railroad?
Pete: The rest of my workers, that try to get fired on purpose, of just don't care about anything.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past twenty one...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Master Sword
Master Sword
A pony named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.

Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* u know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.

The train was gathering meer speed as it left Harmon.

Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 DM&IR Yellowstone
DM&IR Yellowstone
Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.

Louis: What has been bothering u my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but u know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.

The phone rings.

Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob, and Emily returned home.

Emily: Well, that was a fun cruise.
Bob: *Being sarcastic* Yeah, especially the part where random ponies ask for random items.
Emily: Perhaps some TV might help you. *Turns on TV* Let's see what's on.
TV Pony: Walt Disney has gone bankrupt creating the movie Frozen, which turned out to be the worst animated film ever.
Emily: Enjoy that, I'm gonna go get groceries. *Leaves apartment*
Bob: Yeah, but I'm not watching a review about some stupid cartoon that nopony likes. *Changes channel*

Ponies On The Rails came on the television

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After lunch, Bob went in his room to relax, while Emily, and a few other ponies went on a scavenger hunt around the ship. Soon, Bob heard somepony knocking on his door.

Bob: Come in.
Mildred: *Comes in* I need your help with something.
Bob: What's the matter?
Mildred: It's Burt. He's been bothering me since we came here. I told him not to call me mum, but he got angry with me.
Bob: He didn't try to hurt you, did he?
Mildred: No, but he's probably looking for me, and then he'll hurt me.
Bob: I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you.
Random Pony: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: That's probably him!
Bob: *Opens...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Bob was on a luxury cruise liner with Emily, his wife. On that cruise, they met two ponies named Burt, and Mildred.

Burt: u know what I like to get all the time?
Bob: Potatoes?
Burt: No, that's the Irish. I like to get the salad.
Mildred: And I get steak.
Burt: Maybe, this time u should have the salade with me mum.
Emily: salade sounds nice.
Bob: I have to agree with Mildred, the biefstuk sounds good.
Waiter: May I take your orders.
Burt: Me, and mum will have a salad.
Mildred: Don't be daft Burt, I can order for myself. Let me have a steak.
Waiter: Okay. *Writing down orders* And...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
Burt (He appears on the luxury cruise liner with Bob)
The volgende day, Bob came to work. Carol had a gift for his vacation tomorrow.

Bob: Hello.
Boss & Carol: hallo Bob. We have your present.
Bob: What is it?
Carol: *Shows gift* Some wine, for you, and your wife.
Bob: Thanks. How old is this wine?
Carol: It's from last Tuesday.
Bob: Oh.
Sam: *Arrives* Hello Bob.
Bob: Hi Sam, have a zitplaats, stoel in my office, I'll be right with you.
Sam: *Sees wine* What's the vintage on that? I'll bet it's from 1936.
Bob: Last tuesday.
Sam: Oh. Doesn't taste as good as a '36, but okay. *Goes to office*
Bob: Well, I really like the gift u have gegeven me, and I want to thank...
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The last solstice

Chapter 37: Fair trade


The dungeons were beneath Canterlot Castle, carved deep within the mountain which the capital sat on. The cells were empty most of the time, there was no need for them since the royal sisters came to power a thousand years ago. Of course, a few criminals and villains were accommodated there from time to time; the crude engravings on the walls testified for that. Names, crooked drawings, lines representing days, months and years. Even Silent Hoof, the infamous burglar was a guest in one of the small cells.

The stone walls were cold and moist, and the temperature...
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The last solstice

Chapter 36: Flashpoint


Two days... It was meer than enough for her to chart Celestia's habits. She was wondering why she didn't do it sooner. Nopony was aware of her presence, not even the Princess. There were plenty of opportunities to complete her task. They were alone in the library. The premise was perfect. Dark corners for dark deeds... Celestia was lost in the books, pursuing a frivolous goal. She wasn't paying attention to her surroundings. It was almost too easy. She couldn't have tricked her like that 13 years ago. The assassin locked her eyes on the target. Celestia...
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posted by SkyheartPegasus
Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.

A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...

~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
regenboog Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1: link
added by karinabrony
a few days passed,all with the same enjoyment of every activity,even if in some of them,we got last place,i always encourage them that its alright,its the least i can do for the things they did to change me...and now its time for training

here we are at Ponyville Ace Academy Campus II,going through the halls of the building to the Computer Room on the seconde floor

"well here we are then" one of the Journalism adviser mumbled "okay,kids,just take a zitplaats, stoel in one of those chairs volgende to the computers and lets get started"

i started to look over the space to see where i wanted to go,when somepony called...
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