Gordon teleported onto the empire state building, and was standing on the very top.
Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport volgende to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because u have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* u thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No pony jumps off a building, and acts like it's a joke.
Gordon: Yeah well, fuck you. Come on Coffee Creme, let's teleport back to Cheyenne.
The two unicorns teleported back to Cheyenne with Hawkeye
Pete: There u are! Has Gordon changed his mind?
Gordon: Yup, but I want a new job here.
Pete: And what might that be?
Gordon: I want to work in the train yards, and tell everypony what to do!
Pete: Sure. We'll arrange that after the commercial.
Director: Alright, good! Now line up volgende to each other with Pete in the middle.
Ponies: *line up*
Director: Great. Aaaaand ACTION!
Pete: This is the workers on part of the Union Pacific.
Percy: Me, and Jeff here are responsible for fixing the tracks.
Snowflake: I am in charge of switching tracks.
Gordon: I tell ponies what to do
Hawkeye: I am one of the engineers.
Coffee Creme: I am a firemare
Honey: Me too!
Orion: I also drive trains.
Red Rose: I am the yard manager, I take control of everything in thetrain yards.
Pete: And that's all the ponies that work here.
Director: And cut! Very good, but Gordon... I think u could use a different line to say.
a week later, the ponies were watching their commercial
Percy: Me, and Jeff here are responsible for fixing the tracks.
Snowflake: I am in charge of switching tracks.
Gordon: I get told what to do.
Hawkeye: Hahaha! Seems like Gordon didn't get what he expected!
Coffee Creme: I hear ya. I actually feel sorry for him.
Hawkeye: Why?
Coffee Creme; While all of us are watching this commercial, he has to stay at the yards with Red Rose, and Orion.
Red Rose: Gordon, make sure u uncouple the tank cars from the box car.
Gordon: I know what to do! *uncouples tank cars* Oh wait. I think there were chemicals in there. *chases tank cars*
Orion: *Stops*
Red Rose: What are u doing Gordon?!?
Gordon: Saving your ass! So I can slap it!
Red Rose: I wish he did jump off the empire state building.
The freight cars kept going down the hill
Gordon: NO! STOP!! *jumps on*
Orion: Oh my god.
Gordon: *applies brakes* Oh piss! The brakes broke!! *grabs stones*
Red Rose: Where did that come from?!
Gordon: STOP!! STOP!! *throws stones idiotically*
Orion: Should we tell Pete about this?
Red Rose: Nah, let's watch his moronic act.
The End
On The volgende Episode of Ponies On The Rails
With the korean war going on, Gordon has to go to Las Pegasus.
Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport volgende to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because u have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* u thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No pony jumps off a building, and acts like it's a joke.
Gordon: Yeah well, fuck you. Come on Coffee Creme, let's teleport back to Cheyenne.
The two unicorns teleported back to Cheyenne with Hawkeye
Pete: There u are! Has Gordon changed his mind?
Gordon: Yup, but I want a new job here.
Pete: And what might that be?
Gordon: I want to work in the train yards, and tell everypony what to do!
Pete: Sure. We'll arrange that after the commercial.
Director: Alright, good! Now line up volgende to each other with Pete in the middle.
Ponies: *line up*
Director: Great. Aaaaand ACTION!
Pete: This is the workers on part of the Union Pacific.
Percy: Me, and Jeff here are responsible for fixing the tracks.
Snowflake: I am in charge of switching tracks.
Gordon: I tell ponies what to do
Hawkeye: I am one of the engineers.
Coffee Creme: I am a firemare
Honey: Me too!
Orion: I also drive trains.
Red Rose: I am the yard manager, I take control of everything in thetrain yards.
Pete: And that's all the ponies that work here.
Director: And cut! Very good, but Gordon... I think u could use a different line to say.
a week later, the ponies were watching their commercial
Percy: Me, and Jeff here are responsible for fixing the tracks.
Snowflake: I am in charge of switching tracks.
Gordon: I get told what to do.
Hawkeye: Hahaha! Seems like Gordon didn't get what he expected!
Coffee Creme: I hear ya. I actually feel sorry for him.
Hawkeye: Why?
Coffee Creme; While all of us are watching this commercial, he has to stay at the yards with Red Rose, and Orion.
Red Rose: Gordon, make sure u uncouple the tank cars from the box car.
Gordon: I know what to do! *uncouples tank cars* Oh wait. I think there were chemicals in there. *chases tank cars*
Orion: *Stops*
Red Rose: What are u doing Gordon?!?
Gordon: Saving your ass! So I can slap it!
Red Rose: I wish he did jump off the empire state building.
The freight cars kept going down the hill
Gordon: NO! STOP!! *jumps on*
Orion: Oh my god.
Gordon: *applies brakes* Oh piss! The brakes broke!! *grabs stones*
Red Rose: Where did that come from?!
Gordon: STOP!! STOP!! *throws stones idiotically*
Orion: Should we tell Pete about this?
Red Rose: Nah, let's watch his moronic act.
The End
On The volgende Episode of Ponies On The Rails
With the korean war going on, Gordon has to go to Las Pegasus.
LATER!
"Why are u so sure I can find u gems?" Sweetie klok, bell asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed u how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie klok, bell insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie klok, bell told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie klok, bell cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving u a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie klok, bell cried annoyingly, from on top, boven of Rover.
"Why are u so sure I can find u gems?" Sweetie klok, bell asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed u how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie klok, bell insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie klok, bell told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie klok, bell cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving u a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie klok, bell cried annoyingly, from on top, boven of Rover.