Later that dag Pinkie is seen having lunch with Saten and Derpy. The three have been hanging out a lot lately.
Pinkie: Even though I didn't technically make a Pinkie Promise to Mrs. Cake, I can't tell Twilight of anypony the big news! That would make me a... a... a big old surprise ruiner! Right?
Derpy: But u DID tell someone.. u told "us".
Pinkie: ... Oh god, your right.. See, I CAN'T keep a secret.
Gummy: [sucking on pacifier]
Pinkie: Did u take that from Pound Cake again? Don't u know it's wrong to steal from a baby?
Rarity: What's all this about a baby?
Pinkie: What? Who? What? Who zei something about a baby?!
Rarity: u did, Ms. Pie, just now. What were u talking about?
Pinkie: Umm... [sucking on pacifier]..
Rarity: What are u doi-
Pinkie: NOTHING!.. I'm doing nothing.. (runs off).
Derpy: (sighs) I better go after her.. (flies off).
Rarity: (alone with Saten) Soo...
Saten: u have any asprine?
Rarity: Think so.. Follow me. (leads him to her house).
MEANWHILE
Pinkie: Oh Derpy.. I don't know if I could do this?
Derpy: Well.. u can always do what I do when I have a problem.. (shows bag of Marijuana).
SOON AFTER:
Pinkie and Derpy are both high.
Pinkie: W- What where we doing again?
Derpy: Say.. This reminds me. (long pause).
Pinkie: Reminds u of what?
Derpy: ... Dude.. I totally forget.
Pinkie: Even though I didn't technically make a Pinkie Promise to Mrs. Cake, I can't tell Twilight of anypony the big news! That would make me a... a... a big old surprise ruiner! Right?
Derpy: But u DID tell someone.. u told "us".
Pinkie: ... Oh god, your right.. See, I CAN'T keep a secret.
Gummy: [sucking on pacifier]
Pinkie: Did u take that from Pound Cake again? Don't u know it's wrong to steal from a baby?
Rarity: What's all this about a baby?
Pinkie: What? Who? What? Who zei something about a baby?!
Rarity: u did, Ms. Pie, just now. What were u talking about?
Pinkie: Umm... [sucking on pacifier]..
Rarity: What are u doi-
Pinkie: NOTHING!.. I'm doing nothing.. (runs off).
Derpy: (sighs) I better go after her.. (flies off).
Rarity: (alone with Saten) Soo...
Saten: u have any asprine?
Rarity: Think so.. Follow me. (leads him to her house).
MEANWHILE
Pinkie: Oh Derpy.. I don't know if I could do this?
Derpy: Well.. u can always do what I do when I have a problem.. (shows bag of Marijuana).
SOON AFTER:
Pinkie and Derpy are both high.
Pinkie: W- What where we doing again?
Derpy: Say.. This reminds me. (long pause).
Pinkie: Reminds u of what?
Derpy: ... Dude.. I totally forget.
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favoriete character Twilight and AppleJack, door using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer reading Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if u really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favoriete character Twilight and AppleJack, door using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer reading Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if u really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
TotalDramaFan60 presents:
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy beer wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
esdoorn-, esdoorn and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!
Gummy's Yummy Christmas.
It was the night before Hearth's Warming at the Breakfast household.
Gummy beer wanted to stay up late.
"You can't stay up, our Little Gummy Bear." Mother and Father told.
But Gummy didn't listen, so she probably met her fate.
Gummy crept down the stairs to watch Matt Groening cartoons.
Even though she TOO D-
Even though she was not told to.
Gummy got out the popcorn.
Got out the pop.
She turned the TV on and...well, pop.
Poor Gummy forgot to turn off the microwave
She forgot to get the popcorn!
It caught fire!
Gummy screamed!
And down came Mother and Father!
"Oh, Mother, oh, Father." Gummy pleaded.
"I really didn't mean too,
"It was just an accident."
esdoorn-, esdoorn and Buttered looked at each other.
"It's just a little dent!"
Though Gummy did not see Santa that day,
She got many Hearth's Warming presents.
Teddy bears, lollipops...
And an amazing pile of...
Marshmallows.
Happy Hearth's Warming!