My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: S3E3 PART 2

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posted by Canada24

Later that dag Pinkie is seen having lunch with Saten and Derpy. The three have been hanging out a lot lately.

Pinkie: Even though I didn't technically make a Pinkie Promise to Mrs. Cake, I can't tell Twilight of anypony the big news! That would make me a... a... a big old surprise ruiner! Right?

Derpy: But u DID tell someone.. u told "us".

Pinkie: ... Oh god, your right.. See, I CAN'T keep a secret.

Gummy: [sucking on pacifier]

Pinkie: Did u take that from Pound Cake again? Don't u know it's wrong to steal from a baby?

Rarity: What's all this about a baby?

Pinkie: What? Who? What? Who zei something about a baby?!

Rarity: u did, Ms. Pie, just now. What were u talking about?

Pinkie: Umm... [sucking on pacifier]..

Rarity: What are u doi-

Pinkie: NOTHING!.. I'm doing nothing.. (runs off).

Derpy: (sighs) I better go after her.. (flies off).

Rarity: (alone with Saten) Soo...

Saten: u have any asprine?

Rarity: Think so.. Follow me. (leads him to her house).

MEANWHILE

Pinkie: Oh Derpy.. I don't know if I could do this?

Derpy: Well.. u can always do what I do when I have a problem.. (shows bag of Marijuana).

SOON AFTER:

Pinkie and Derpy are both high.

Pinkie: W- What where we doing again?

Derpy: Say.. This reminds me. (long pause).

Pinkie: Reminds u of what?

Derpy: ... Dude.. I totally forget.

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Saten Twist Adventures 6.. (more of less a spoof towards, Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils).

posted by Canada24

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having u help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for u to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot volgende week! Which means she must have these outfits door dag after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... u lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..

Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

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Blazin' Blue's New Sister

posted by Dragon-88

Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.

Blazin' Blue is getting visited door his parents, and after they meet his seconde girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know meer about her boyfriend Blazin' door inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the tafel, tabel has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be vrienden with him, he...

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the trotting dead part 2 meeting twilight

posted by octaviavsdjpon3

its been about 2 weeks sense we found out zombies roam the earth yet we still have not found any survivors we fly around everyday looking and looking for a veilig house to live in with no zombies
still no luck. finally we found a survivor her name is twilight she zei call her twiliey for short if u want the volgende dag we fond a house its really big and is barricaded with stone so nothing dangrous gets in. twilight zei she used to do science
and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i zei
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...

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Random Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: derpibooru

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regenboog Dash And The Chinese Dragon

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her door thinking she was a ghost. regenboog Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are u dreaming about the time u thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope u don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure u don't get...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the boeken I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because u know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV toon called M*A*S*H, at least...

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria, have u ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, u are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, of evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of pony does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...

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The seconde Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a pony dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help u with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do u mean door that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did u ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did u ever realize that the reason they laugh at u is because of what u do?
Clown: What are u talking about?
Bob: They way u dress, what u do for a living, and some of the things that...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

door 1939, many things were changing. The first movie to be filmed in color was during this year, diesel locomotives were being invented for trains, and the World's Fair in Manehattan got a lot of ponies to go see what may occur in the future.

Music also changed during the 30's, and 40's. New musicians were arriving, and a new type of muziek was formed.

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With an electric guitar, a piano, and sometimes a drum, Rhythm, and Blues was the new form of muziek created door some ponies down in the south. Most of them were African Equestrian, and this type of muziek would soon lead to another new form of...

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magnum Force Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After talking with his friend Joe, Harry drove to his apartment. Along the way, he met Sunny.

Harry: *stops car*
Sunny: Hello.
Harry: Hello.
Sunny: I was going to get some groceries for us. If u give me your room key, I can get the mail for u when I come back.
Harry: Sure. *Gives Sunny the room key*
Sunny: Thank you.
Harry: *Drives into parking garage, then slowly parks his car, and walks out*

At first, it seemed like he was the only pony in the parking garage, but then...

Max: We're onto u Harry.
Harry: *Looks at Max*
Rick & John: *With Max on their motorcycles*
Max: We don't like anypony...

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The Unfound Princess: Summary

posted by XxJessicaHxX

Crystal Cake

Hey Everyone. I'm XxJessciaxX from YouTube so be sure to check out my videos! Here's my Fanfiction. Enjoy! :)

One dag in the castle, Queen Coco aardbei was giving birth to a foal. She looked at the veulen after she was born and zei for the guards to take her newborn filly to a house in pony Ville. The Guards did as they were told.

The newborn filly was taken in door a nice family. Her mother was Candy Cake and her father was Brown Cake. So then the newborn filly was named Crystal Cake.

Only her parents knew her secret and wanted to keep it hidden. Will Crystal ever find out the truth about her past?

Thanks Chapter 1 might be up today!

Black kers-, cherry

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Ponies On The Rails episode 38 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 38

Nothing But The Truth

February 25, 1954

The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.

Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon...