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Episode 7

New Equestrian Order
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Canterlot - Tavern under the wet cat.

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pony Elf - u don't have to...
Crimson - hallo u saved my friend life! meer bier here!
Shadowknight - So, what is your name.
Lannel - My name is Lannel.
Crimson - Weird name...
Lannel - We elfs get name from different things. I was a bridge to my father leadership so that's what my first part of name means - bridge.
Shadowknight - And second?
Lannel - Women... I guess...
Crimson - Hmmm that's pretty OK.
Shadowknight - Well we get names just like u but less in poetry.
Crimson - My name was changed from Harvest, my father wanted me to work on farm but I became slave and now I'm here as an assasin.
Shadowknight - Still stupid name u chosed.
Crimson - Tch. Never heard orgin of your name *drinks*
Shadowknight - Well my grand fathers were travelers and mercenary Knights. Name just came from that I guess.
Crimson - Well now its noble.
Lannel - u guys are pretty fun.
Shadowknight - This alcocholic here is fun when he don't drink so much.
Crimson - hallo u like to get drunk too aren't ya!
Shadowknight - *sighs*
Lannel - *laughs*
Crimson - So where u come from Magical elf.
Lannel - I come from... Actually don't really know as I traveled alot.
Crimson - I'm a local guy coming from Canterlot lands.
Shadowknight - I come from Eastern Kingdom. I moved with father after escaping slavery. Well living here is good bu-
*3 loud bells can be heard*
Shadowknight - 3 bells... *grabs sword*
Lannel - What's happening?
Crimson - 3 bells - we are under siege. *grabs dagger*
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City walls
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Shadowknight - What's happening.
Queen - We need to prepare armies fast I don't know how to lead I will ask u to do this job Shadowknight.
Shadowknight - I... Who... Who is attacking.
Holy Palladin - *yells* hallo MAGGOTS!
Queen - They call themselves New Equestrian Order...
Shadowknight - ...
smaragd, emerald - I'm... Scared...
Pearl - *hides behind Emerald*
Shadowknight - *turns to captain* How much man we have.
Captain - About Five Thousand ready and meer preparing.
Shadowknight - It looks like they have seven thousand.
Captain - If we prepare flank attack we will break their defence.
Shadowknight - Execute... I'll lead main army...

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1 uur later
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2 armies stand in front each orther
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Messenger - Surrender now and we will gladly let u live sir Shadowknight.
Shadowknight - ... Kill him.
Messenger - NO WAIT SONT KILL MES- *gets bigger door an arrow*
Crimson - Palladin want to force smaragd, emerald to marriage with him so he can take De Jure lands. He have claims on far lands.
Shadowknight - He want to have connection to Imperial Crown of Equestria... Tch.
Crimson - Even if he need to kill his own kids to keep it... He is the worst. I heard his he treat his own maids.
Shadowknight - ...
*armies rush to attack*
Shadowknight - FOR GLORY OF CANTERLOT CHAAAARGE!
*armies fight witch each orther*
Palladin - There u are! *rushes on Shadowknight*
Shadowknight - *defends*
Palladin - *pushes him forward*
Shadowknight - (He is strong) *keeps his sword up*
Palladin - *kicks his stomach* Idiot *punches his face* Fool *strikes with his lance*
Shadowknight - *avoids but gets his hoof injured*
Palladin - Don't u see this u are weak compared to my might! *his lance shines*
Shadowknight - Divine weapon... Shit... *runs*
Palladin - *throws the lance but misses* Damn...
Shadowknight - Now... *strikes him with sword*
Palladin. - *takes out dagger and stabs him* Khah...
Shadowknight - Ugh... no......way........
Crimson - *throws dagger in Holy Palladin back*
Palladin - Argk... *takes dagger out* You... Little...
Knight - WE ARE BEING FLANKED!
Palladin - Fall back!!! We will meet again......
Shadowknight - *holds wound* eh...
Crimson - You're Ok?
Shadowknight - Somehow... Huh...

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1 dag later

???
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Lilly - So coalition then...
Griffon King - No orther way.
Changeling Prince - Ofcours only in defence.
Queen - We all agree on it...



So will it be.




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T.B.C.
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Source: Me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sunny walked to Sean's house. In Sean's room, this was happening.

Sean: *In bed with regenboog Dash. He kisses her* How long do u wanna do this?
Rainbow Dash: Forever.
Sean: So do I.
Sunny: *Knocks on the door*
Sean: And someone has to ruin the moment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Walks downstairs, and sees Sunny* Oh, hey.
Sunny: Hi.
Sean: Now's not really a good time to be here.
Sunny: Why?
Sean: I was making out with my special somepony.
Sunny: But you're a hedgehog!
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Comes downstairs* Everything okay?
Sean: I don't know. Is everything okay Sunny?
Sunny: Yeah,...
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posted by Canada24
This story has been discussed for a long time.
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..


When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of bones and flesh of past...
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Source: facebook, EQD
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 2: New School (Part 2)

Scott Summers: *Looks outside* What’s going on outside?

???: *Enters, carrying the Mane Six*

Angel: Wolverine! What are u doing?!

Wolverine: *Has a yellow and blue suit, and has three Adamantium claws on each hand* I’ve found some intruders!

Cyclops: Stop! Those are my friends!

Iceman: Your friends?

Cyclops: I used to go to Canterlot High, and those six were my vrienden there.

Professor X: *Enters* What is going on?

Wolverine: I’ve captured some-

Professor X: *Interrupts* Intruders? I’ve told u many times not to be hasty when dealing with intruders!

Wolverine:...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Scott Summers: *Sitting door himself, has brown hair, blue eyes hidden door red glasses, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit volgende to Scott Summers*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Scott!

Scott Summers: *Sees the Mane Six volgende to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Scott?

Scott Summers: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are u sure? We can’t help u if u don’t talk to us.

Scott Summers: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* u don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Andre Maturette
Andre Maturette
The first night at the infirmary, papillon was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at flowers in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts bloem in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's school
Ralphie's school
When I got to school, one of my classmates got the idea to put on fake teeth as a prank for our teacher, Miss. Shields. He had fake teeth for us all, and we thought it would be a good idea at the time.

Ralphie: *Putting in fake teeth*
Student 3: She's coming, quick.
Students: *Getting to their seats while snickering*
Miss. Shields: Settle down class.
Students: *Stops snickering*
Miss. Shields: *Writing her name on the board* Good morning class.
Students: Good morning Miss. Shields! *Laughing*
Miss. Shields: *Staring at students*
Students: *Putting their heads down so Miss. Shields can't see the...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
This episode made up for "Putting Your Hoof Down". I'm dead serious. It's just that good.

The episode starts with regenboog Dash getting all of the Pegasus in Ponyville to help her propel water up to Cloudsdale. Now, everypony shows up except for...Fluttershy.

Fluttershy has stage fright after being bullied in her childhood. regenboog Dash convinces Fluttershy, in a very kind way (kudos to regenboog Dash) and Fluttershy joins.

When they practice, each Pegasus must get a score of 10.0 Wingpower. When Fluttershy begins to fly, a pair of bully ponies start to laugh at her. This causes Fluttershy's wingpower...
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Source: I kinda got the base of google... but i drew the hair and overhemd, shirt and colored it...
added by izfankirby
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted door Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? u have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but u won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much meer rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are u wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: john joseco