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Episode 7

New Equestrian Order
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Canterlot - Tavern under the wet cat.

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pony Elf - u don't have to...
Crimson - hallo u saved my friend life! meer bier here!
Shadowknight - So, what is your name.
Lannel - My name is Lannel.
Crimson - Weird name...
Lannel - We elfs get name from different things. I was a bridge to my father leadership so that's what my first part of name means - bridge.
Shadowknight - And second?
Lannel - Women... I guess...
Crimson - Hmmm that's pretty OK.
Shadowknight - Well we get names just like u but less in poetry.
Crimson - My name was changed from Harvest, my father wanted me to work on farm but I became slave and now I'm here as an assasin.
Shadowknight - Still stupid name u chosed.
Crimson - Tch. Never heard orgin of your name *drinks*
Shadowknight - Well my grand fathers were travelers and mercenary Knights. Name just came from that I guess.
Crimson - Well now its noble.
Lannel - u guys are pretty fun.
Shadowknight - This alcocholic here is fun when he don't drink so much.
Crimson - hallo u like to get drunk too aren't ya!
Shadowknight - *sighs*
Lannel - *laughs*
Crimson - So where u come from Magical elf.
Lannel - I come from... Actually don't really know as I traveled alot.
Crimson - I'm a local guy coming from Canterlot lands.
Shadowknight - I come from Eastern Kingdom. I moved with father after escaping slavery. Well living here is good bu-
*3 loud bells can be heard*
Shadowknight - 3 bells... *grabs sword*
Lannel - What's happening?
Crimson - 3 bells - we are under siege. *grabs dagger*
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City walls
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Shadowknight - What's happening.
Queen - We need to prepare armies fast I don't know how to lead I will ask u to do this job Shadowknight.
Shadowknight - I... Who... Who is attacking.
Holy Palladin - *yells* hallo MAGGOTS!
Queen - They call themselves New Equestrian Order...
Shadowknight - ...
smaragd, emerald - I'm... Scared...
Pearl - *hides behind Emerald*
Shadowknight - *turns to captain* How much man we have.
Captain - About Five Thousand ready and meer preparing.
Shadowknight - It looks like they have seven thousand.
Captain - If we prepare flank attack we will break their defence.
Shadowknight - Execute... I'll lead main army...

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1 uur later
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2 armies stand in front each orther
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Messenger - Surrender now and we will gladly let u live sir Shadowknight.
Shadowknight - ... Kill him.
Messenger - NO WAIT SONT KILL MES- *gets bigger door an arrow*
Crimson - Palladin want to force smaragd, emerald to marriage with him so he can take De Jure lands. He have claims on far lands.
Shadowknight - He want to have connection to Imperial Crown of Equestria... Tch.
Crimson - Even if he need to kill his own kids to keep it... He is the worst. I heard his he treat his own maids.
Shadowknight - ...
*armies rush to attack*
Shadowknight - FOR GLORY OF CANTERLOT CHAAAARGE!
*armies fight witch each orther*
Palladin - There u are! *rushes on Shadowknight*
Shadowknight - *defends*
Palladin - *pushes him forward*
Shadowknight - (He is strong) *keeps his sword up*
Palladin - *kicks his stomach* Idiot *punches his face* Fool *strikes with his lance*
Shadowknight - *avoids but gets his hoof injured*
Palladin - Don't u see this u are weak compared to my might! *his lance shines*
Shadowknight - Divine weapon... Shit... *runs*
Palladin - *throws the lance but misses* Damn...
Shadowknight - Now... *strikes him with sword*
Palladin. - *takes out dagger and stabs him* Khah...
Shadowknight - Ugh... no......way........
Crimson - *throws dagger in Holy Palladin back*
Palladin - Argk... *takes dagger out* You... Little...
Knight - WE ARE BEING FLANKED!
Palladin - Fall back!!! We will meet again......
Shadowknight - *holds wound* eh...
Crimson - You're Ok?
Shadowknight - Somehow... Huh...

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1 dag later

???
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Lilly - So coalition then...
Griffon King - No orther way.
Changeling Prince - Ofcours only in defence.
Queen - We all agree on it...



So will it be.




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T.B.C.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. u think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....
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Part 2: link

Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when u push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are u telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When u hit the ball, u make it go at a far distance. When u push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing...
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