Spike: Uh, Twilight? Where's your castle?
Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!
Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?
Twilight: meer like when.
Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.
Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered ster Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!
Saten: It's obvious what it i-
Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!
Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when we started?
(Saten is heard groaning)
Twilight: Not exactly. Everything's different. Look. The map doesn't even make sense anymore! The Crystal Empire takes up half of Equestria!
Spike: Plus there's the whole missing kasteel thing.
Twilight: Right! This is too big to handle on our own.
Spike: u think?
Twilight: We need to find our vrienden and get help!
Spike: I'm gettin' a bad feeling about this, Twilight.
Twilight: I know, Spike, but this is Ponyville. How bad could things be?
Spike: Is that Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: I don't understand.
Spike: [gasps] (runs to Rarity's house, knocking on her door) RARITY!?
Twilight: I don't think she's here, Spike. I'm not sure anything we know is the same. But I know one place that could never change!
SKIPS TO APPLEJACK'S FARM:
Twilight: Applejack?!
Applejack: What can I do for you?
Twilight: It's so good to see you! We couldn't find Pinkie of Rarity of Fluttershy of regenboog Dash, but I just knew you'd still be here!
Applejack: Of course I am. This is my home. But who in tarnation is Pinkie Bow and Flutterdash? of u for that matter?
Twilight: You... don't know who I am?
Saten: Coarse she dosen't dummy.. Starlight changed so u don't know each other.
Twilight: ... I don't follow.
Saten: (sighs in annoyance) Coarse u don't.
Applejack: Honestly, the only name I recognize is Rarity, but she left for Manehattan years ago.
Spike: (excited) Probably to become a world-famous fashion designer, I bet.
Applejack: Not that I know of. Last I heard, she went to help with the cause like everypony else.
Twilight: The cause?
Applejack: The war against King Sombra and the Crystal Empire?
Twilight, Saten and Spike: What?!
Applejack: Where have u three been?
Spike: Actually, it's whe-
Saten: (angrily) Don't say it!
Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!
Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?
Twilight: meer like when.
Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.
Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered ster Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!
Saten: It's obvious what it i-
Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!
Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when we started?
(Saten is heard groaning)
Twilight: Not exactly. Everything's different. Look. The map doesn't even make sense anymore! The Crystal Empire takes up half of Equestria!
Spike: Plus there's the whole missing kasteel thing.
Twilight: Right! This is too big to handle on our own.
Spike: u think?
Twilight: We need to find our vrienden and get help!
Spike: I'm gettin' a bad feeling about this, Twilight.
Twilight: I know, Spike, but this is Ponyville. How bad could things be?
Spike: Is that Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: I don't understand.
Spike: [gasps] (runs to Rarity's house, knocking on her door) RARITY!?
Twilight: I don't think she's here, Spike. I'm not sure anything we know is the same. But I know one place that could never change!
SKIPS TO APPLEJACK'S FARM:
Twilight: Applejack?!
Applejack: What can I do for you?
Twilight: It's so good to see you! We couldn't find Pinkie of Rarity of Fluttershy of regenboog Dash, but I just knew you'd still be here!
Applejack: Of course I am. This is my home. But who in tarnation is Pinkie Bow and Flutterdash? of u for that matter?
Twilight: You... don't know who I am?
Saten: Coarse she dosen't dummy.. Starlight changed so u don't know each other.
Twilight: ... I don't follow.
Saten: (sighs in annoyance) Coarse u don't.
Applejack: Honestly, the only name I recognize is Rarity, but she left for Manehattan years ago.
Spike: (excited) Probably to become a world-famous fashion designer, I bet.
Applejack: Not that I know of. Last I heard, she went to help with the cause like everypony else.
Twilight: The cause?
Applejack: The war against King Sombra and the Crystal Empire?
Twilight, Saten and Spike: What?!
Applejack: Where have u three been?
Spike: Actually, it's whe-
Saten: (angrily) Don't say it!
