Spike: Uh, Twilight? Where's your castle?
Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!
Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?
Twilight: meer like when.
Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.
Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered ster Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!
Saten: It's obvious what it i-
Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!
Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when we started?
(Saten is heard groaning)
Twilight: Not exactly. Everything's different. Look. The map doesn't even make sense anymore! The Crystal Empire takes up half of Equestria!
Spike: Plus there's the whole missing kasteel thing.
Twilight: Right! This is too big to handle on our own.
Spike: u think?
Twilight: We need to find our vrienden and get help!
Spike: I'm gettin' a bad feeling about this, Twilight.
Twilight: I know, Spike, but this is Ponyville. How bad could things be?
Spike: Is that Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: I don't understand.
Spike: [gasps] (runs to Rarity's house, knocking on her door) RARITY!?
Twilight: I don't think she's here, Spike. I'm not sure anything we know is the same. But I know one place that could never change!
SKIPS TO APPLEJACK'S FARM:
Twilight: Applejack?!
Applejack: What can I do for you?
Twilight: It's so good to see you! We couldn't find Pinkie of Rarity of Fluttershy of regenboog Dash, but I just knew you'd still be here!
Applejack: Of course I am. This is my home. But who in tarnation is Pinkie Bow and Flutterdash? of u for that matter?
Twilight: You... don't know who I am?
Saten: Coarse she dosen't dummy.. Starlight changed so u don't know each other.
Twilight: ... I don't follow.
Saten: (sighs in annoyance) Coarse u don't.
Applejack: Honestly, the only name I recognize is Rarity, but she left for Manehattan years ago.
Spike: (excited) Probably to become a world-famous fashion designer, I bet.
Applejack: Not that I know of. Last I heard, she went to help with the cause like everypony else.
Twilight: The cause?
Applejack: The war against King Sombra and the Crystal Empire?
Twilight, Saten and Spike: What?!
Applejack: Where have u three been?
Spike: Actually, it's whe-
Saten: (angrily) Don't say it!
Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!
Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?
Twilight: meer like when.
Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.
Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered ster Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!
Saten: It's obvious what it i-
Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!
Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when we started?
(Saten is heard groaning)
Twilight: Not exactly. Everything's different. Look. The map doesn't even make sense anymore! The Crystal Empire takes up half of Equestria!
Spike: Plus there's the whole missing kasteel thing.
Twilight: Right! This is too big to handle on our own.
Spike: u think?
Twilight: We need to find our vrienden and get help!
Spike: I'm gettin' a bad feeling about this, Twilight.
Twilight: I know, Spike, but this is Ponyville. How bad could things be?
Spike: Is that Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: I don't understand.
Spike: [gasps] (runs to Rarity's house, knocking on her door) RARITY!?
Twilight: I don't think she's here, Spike. I'm not sure anything we know is the same. But I know one place that could never change!
SKIPS TO APPLEJACK'S FARM:
Twilight: Applejack?!
Applejack: What can I do for you?
Twilight: It's so good to see you! We couldn't find Pinkie of Rarity of Fluttershy of regenboog Dash, but I just knew you'd still be here!
Applejack: Of course I am. This is my home. But who in tarnation is Pinkie Bow and Flutterdash? of u for that matter?
Twilight: You... don't know who I am?
Saten: Coarse she dosen't dummy.. Starlight changed so u don't know each other.
Twilight: ... I don't follow.
Saten: (sighs in annoyance) Coarse u don't.
Applejack: Honestly, the only name I recognize is Rarity, but she left for Manehattan years ago.
Spike: (excited) Probably to become a world-famous fashion designer, I bet.
Applejack: Not that I know of. Last I heard, she went to help with the cause like everypony else.
Twilight: The cause?
Applejack: The war against King Sombra and the Crystal Empire?
Twilight, Saten and Spike: What?!
Applejack: Where have u three been?
Spike: Actually, it's whe-
Saten: (angrily) Don't say it!
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the vraag is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what u want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta onbeantwoord vragen and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the vraag is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what u want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta onbeantwoord vragen and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything u guys wanna wishful?
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving u people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving u people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
END OF EPISODE 2:
I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..
But who knows. He probably isn't..