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'Well what are u gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the food what do u expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' zei Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If u can kindly follow me,' zei Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large tafel, tabel filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the tafel, tabel and threw each other out of the way to eat. 'NO!!! NEÍN!! QUÉ NO!!!' yelled Richard, 'We don't rudely get here to eat the food like.............animals...' Skipper then gave a big slap to both Rico and Kowalski. 'I'm sorry about their behaviour your majesty, please forgive me,' zei Skipper, kneeling at Richard's feet. 'Okay, but please don't grabbel in fear at my prescence, it makes u all look pathetic,' zei Richard, helping Skipper up onto a chair. Private leaned over and whispered to Skipper. 'I don't like this fellow very much, he's ungrateful, and fierce,' whispered Private.
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'Don't worry too much, as long as we don't piss him off okay?' suggested Skipper. He looked over and saw a female pinguïn head to Richard and whisper. Skipper then got in his flirty mood. 'Helloooo.... Who's this Richard?' asked Skipper. 'That's my wife Kat,' zei Richard. Then Skipper felt guilty and stopped smiling, he blushed. 'My mistake sir,' zei Skipper. Kat giggled at Richard, but she frowned at Skipper. 'Uh, Skipper, u should ask if the girl is dating of married before u ask her out,' zei Kowalski, sitting in a seat. Julien also noticed Kat but ignored her because she was a pinguïn also. Richard then made a gesture to a servant. 'Alright filthy mammals, u can go to the spa now to get cleaned up, follow Lily please,' zei Richard. Lily frowned at Marlene and headed to another room, not to be seen ever again until later. Private then grabbed a cup of thee from the table. 'I mean, let's just have jokes now, like, ooh!! The British are so stupid, they try to claim all this land just to lose it, what a waste ain't it?' asked Richard, then Private tried his best not to crush his teacup. 'Or maybe u sir, u look so, old school in that uniform,' zei Julien. Skipper tried to make Julien shut up but he continued. 'And u have the most stupid look on your face when you're mad at someone,' continued Julien. 'Go on, tell me how stupid the richest being in the world is,' growled Richard. 'And your wife is really retarded too,' zei Julien.
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Richard then held Kat back when she tried to shoot at Julien with her gun, after several attempts, she gave up and cried. 'Calm down love, u can't kill a guest, even though he of she is a total assclown, and Julien, u don't talk to a man's wife like that, u can go to the spa like your other friends, of have a swordfight with me later!!' yelled Richard, holding Kat closely and stroking her head. 'Look what u did Julien!! Now u angered the leader of our birthcountry!! That wasn't funny!!' yelled Private. Guards soon grabbed Julien, and threw him into the spa room. Lily came back and sat volgende to Skipper, smiling. 'Missed me Skippy?' asked Lily. 'Yeah, I kinda did, and we're all fine right now,' zei Skipper. Rico then barfed up a radio with love muziek and Skipper blushed. 'You wanna grab a dance Skippy?' asked Lily, holding Skipper's flippers. He nodded and danced with Lily. 'Ahhh, the youngest of loves, warms me up a lot really,' zei Richard, smiling and rocking back and forth on his chair. 'Does it warm u up enough to forgive Julien of accept the mammals?' asked Kowalski. 'Not really, I'm still gonna kill Julien for insulting me and my wife,' stated Richard. 'What's happening at the spa anyways Richard?' asked Private. 'They're having a good time I bet,' zei Richard.
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Marlene had sat in the bathtub, relaxing her muscles for hours. She only found one thing odd, first of all, she noticed she had already eaten 5 plates of food gegeven to her, secondly, the members at the spa were always quick with their actions. 'This is kinda suspicious, how come I've been here for too long? It's freaking me out!!' yelled Marlene. She then sank her head in the water and tried to look for an exit, she found only one door, but it was tightly locked, so she gave up and decided to sink into the water until she felt better. 'What the heck's gonna happen to me if I stay any longer?!' yelled Marlene, then she passed out in fear. Julien fared better, since he had no suspicion at all, he relaxed like there was no dag tomorow, as did Mort and Maurice. 'This is relaxing right your highness?' asked Maurice. 'Of course it is silly, the staff is so quick with everything they do here,' zei Julien. They all sighed in relaxation, except Mort, who dropped a shampoo bottle in the bathtub, and on his head. 'Ouchies!!' yelled Mort in irritation.
posted by Penguin11
If he only knew
Eh, it might be a one-shot.. Might not. :P (this is in Claudia’s pov)
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I sat on the chair in the HQ, as usual on Saturday morning. Couldn’t miss my shows! Too bad Kowalski isn’t here… His fave toon is on… I turned off the TV. Kowalski had zei TV could make u go loopy, after all. I decided it would be a better time for vitamin C refreshment. I walked to the ‘mess hall’, otherwise known as the other side of the HQ, and looked in the cabinet for a...
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posted by ThatDamnLlama
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Skipper climbed up the ladder and out of the fishbowl enterance. It must have been two in the morning, but he developed a sudden urge to visit Marlene. He walked through the darkness and neared the otter's exhibit. He was right up to the gate, when all the sudden he took a sharp turn to the right and started walking towards the gift shop.

What was he doing? Skipper felt like he couldn't control his actions. He couldn't turn around. It was like someone was pushing him, forcing him a different direction.

Skipper waddled up to the door. He was too short to open it. He just stood there and stared...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
One beautiful morning in the New York, an otter has just woken up from her peaceful slumber...Too bad that nice morning has to go! COMEDY!!

(??????): Wake-up Marlene...
Marlene: *Yawns* Sigh...Good morning Kowalski...wait, What?
Kowalski: Good morning!
Marlene: Kowalski! What are u doing here?!?!?
Kowalski: What are u talking about?
Marlene: Why are u here, in a tux, and...Why am I in a wedding dress!?!
Kowalski: Oh this! This was Icicle's idea! She zei u were lonely so she came up with this!

Marlene: With what? u here in a tuxedo to freak me out?
Kowalski: u were close! *blows a whistle*...
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posted by Tripenguinman
MARLENE’S TRUE PASSION
CHAPTER ONE
    Skipper was reading the paper and using the bathroom. His eyes were irritated and red from crying that he had shielded from the team, especially Private. He had just been on a datum with Marlene and he’d found out that she was cheating. She was meeting a guy in a back alley. He’d seen her sneak off when he gone under the vis bowl and took a glance back and decided to follow her and see what she was doing. She had crept through the sewers and come up in a back alley and met with another otter and she had been talking for a while...
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posted by kowalskicrazy
Private looked at the ceiling with horror as his beak unconciously dropped. He held back a deafening shriek. A spider, as large as a car, made a web of pure spin silk holding 3 frightened penguins with web on their mouth. Private felt utterly useless. He felt as if his legs were going to give out at any moment. The spin neared Skippers neck to inject poison when private shouted. Private: hey! Leave him alone! Before private knew it the spin clashed with him and suddenly found himself on the floor. He screamed only to remember, no one could help him. (zoom into skippers dream)
A voice...
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A week later…

Rico was standing near Marlene’s cave entrance when he noticed a small, yellow slip of paper on the ground. Of course he was curious, so he decided to bend down and remove it from the concrete. It appeared to be folded in half. Rico narrowed his eyes in order to better focus as he unfolded the yellow paper. He slowly read what someone had written upon it. Once he finished, Rico folded it back and turned to head into the cave.

Marlene was recovering well from her little episode with Skipper. However, there were times when Rico could easily tell that she yearned for a different...
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“Rise and shine, men!”

Kowalski flung himself from his bunk and landed in front of his leader with stiff posture. Private, however, took his time, as he normally did. To him, this dag wasn’t anything new.

What mission will Skippa assign us? When are we going to eat? Is Julien going to torment us, today?

These were the very same thoughts that coursed through Private’s noggin’ every other day; whereas, Kowalski had other things in mind.

How can I change, today? How can I make this the best dag of my life? How can I toon the team my appreciation for them?

Kowalski was wearing the biggest...
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The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 2: Greener Pastures
    The volgende morning at early hours, Skipper couldn’t sleep, and he knew why too. He found himself drifting along the corridor to Kowalski’s bunk. He stood there a moment before hesitantly opening the door and going inside.
    “Yes, Skipper.” Kowalski raised his head from the tafel, tabel where he fell asleep on a pile of all his experiment parts. His eyes drooped from exhaustion, but Skipper didn’t really care that he was interrupting anything right now.
    “Well, u aren’t...
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posted by knocktimerico
Skipper sat in the HQ drinking his favoriete vis flavored coffee and reading his morning briefing. From what he read there seemed to be nothing out of the ordinary going on today, training in the AM, a lunch brake midday, and some crowd wooing in the afternoon.

Private, Kowalski, and Rico were just getting out of bed when Skipper spoke up.

“Well men,” Skipper zei sternly as he placed the briefing on the tafel, tabel and took a sip of his coffee, “make sure you’re outside at 0700 hours” he continued checking the clock on the wall; it showed 6:45.

Skipper stood straight up and shot his flipper...
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The rats lead Skipper away on the steel cage. This time he knew better than to struggle, he might as well save his energy for what was coming. ‘Well,’ thinks Skipper ‘I guess that this is the moment of truth.’ The sound of footsteps and the repugnant smell went away after a while and a few moments later Skipper felt himself being lowered down again. The cover is pulled away; Skipper blinks in the sudden light as his eyes adjust. In front of him stood Kowalski, Rico, and Private, all seeming exceedingly happy. Skipper was back inside his lair. The rats climb back outside chuckling as...
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it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think u have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are u ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the volgende hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!

see what happens in number 2
thanks
Private: Can we get out of this one, Kowalski?
Kowalski: We are in a 6 door 8 inch cage made of steel with a model 40 lock. Wait, since when did u call the shots, Private?
Private: Skipper has a bad case of doctor hysteria. (Looks over in Skipper’s direction.)
Skipper is in fetal position, staring out into the distance and rocking back and forth slowly. Skipper: I have been captured door some unknown enemy. Walls closing in. The bars…squeezing in. Can’t breathe. General: the fifth squadron has been captured. May day. Man…down! (leaps up to strangle the bars) I know who has done this. It...
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added by Imenss
Source: http://livedreamloveworld.tumblr.com
added by 27Kowalski
Source: Operation: Antarctica
Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: hallo guys, have u seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have...
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added by Sandrei
added by Tressa-pom
Source: The Lost Treasure of the Golden eekhoorn
added by 27Kowalski
Source: "Herring Impaired" & "Friend-in-a-box".
added by B0XFISH
Source: me