Penguins of Madagascar Article: Penguins on Facebook: Part One

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posted by hotsnowsels

And so begins part two. Hope u enjoy!
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Private wrote on Skipper's wall: hi skipper! what time does defensive training start today?
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Skipper Uh, couldn't u have just ASKED me that?
Private i did ask u just now.
Skipper I mean in real life. We're in the same room.
Private oh. i guess so. but its fun to write on walls!
Skipper *sigh*.... Defensive training starts at 1400 hours.
Private thanks skipper! :D

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Kowalski just read an article.
"Strange quarks" Some of the smallest particles in the universe play an important role. They ... See More
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Skipper u read a science article? No way!
Kowalski -_-...
Marlene lol Skipper... This is a neat read!
Skipper Seriously though, why do we need to know this?
Marlene Because it's INTERESTING to see what your vrienden are doing!
Skipper What's next? 'Marlene blinked!' REALLY? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THAT'S SO EXCITING!
Marlene u are insufferable. (Kowalski likes this)

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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: HELLO!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: DANCING TURKEYS AND COCONUTS!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: WHERE IS MY FREE MEAT?
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: AM I DOING THIS WRONG?
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Skipper RINGTAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU, I SWEAR!
King Julien XIII no, it's okay, i read about this! u post a whole bunch of random stuff in all caps, and then u get sent some yummy spam in the mail!
Skipper NOT THAT KIND OF SPAM!!!!!!!!!!
King Julien XIII really? oh. that's too bad.
Skipper GAHHHH u ARE A MENACE!
Marlene LOL!

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Marlene is going to get some pretzels! -with Skipper, Private and Rico
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Kowalski Hey, why wasn't I invited?
Skipper Because u were in your lab! We didn't want to evoke the wrath of a mad scientist! (Marlene likes this)
Kowalski -_-
Private we brought some back for you! :D
Kowalski In that case, all is forgiven.

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Rico blahabsjadiuysasdbagsidgasdigiAUDG! Vroom vroom!
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Skipper Nice, soldier! I think that's a new racetrack record!
Marlene Did u seriously understand that?
Skipper Once u grow accustomed to Rico and his nonsensical talk, u begin to crack the mysterious code.
Marlene Really?
Skipper That, and I was in the car too.
Marlene ...oh.

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Private likes The Lunacorns
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Skipper Ohhhh no, don't tell me you're bringing that sickening toon onto Facebook too!
Private but it's educational!
King Julien XIII did u see on yesterday's episode when lord selflessheart got stuck in that tree? it was so sad until princess self-respecta rescued him!
Private gah!!! i haven't seen that episode yet! don't say any more!
King Julien XIII oh. oopsies! then i will say nothing about how prince shares-a-lot found out about his surprise birthday party either!
Private NO! lalalalalala i can't hear you!

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Private wrote on Kowalski's wall: how do i play words with friends?
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Kowalski *groan*... Why don't u just walk over and ask me and let me toon you? WE'RE INCHES APART!
Private hey, you're right! that's a great idea!
Kowalski *facepalm*

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Skipper AUGH! This stupid site changed me to Timeline without my permission! THE INVASION HAS STARTED! THEY'RE GETTING INTO OUR HEADS! EVACTUATE THE PLANET!
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Marlene *facepalm*
Private invasion? evacuate? AHHHHHHHH!
Kowalski Don't u think that's a bit overboard, sir? (Marlene likes this)
Skipper Overboard? I'll tell u what's overboard! Soon they'll be stealing all of our personal information! Turning our entire culture into slaves!
King Julien XIII hey, no one is to be making the king evacuate from his kingly kingdom!
Marlene Really? Just, really?

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To be continued!

peacebaby7, Ricogoboom and 9 others like this

Penguinangel Normally I don't read articles like this, but this cracked me up. XD Question: Did you make this up, or were these actually on Facebook from some rpers accounts?

carsfan O.O ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :,D Julien and the SPAM one... HILARIOUS!! XD

hotsnowsels Oops! I titled both parts as part one! Duh.... XD Thanks! I came up with the material by myself. XD I got the idea from reading something like this done for other shows. Actually, there was one like this for 'Penguins' on fanfiction.net (where this is also posted) a couple months ago, but I didn't know it existed. And thanks to you too, carsfan. Yeah, that part was the most fun to write. XD Am I able to edit this and fix the title mistake, or do I have to unpublish and publish again to fix it?

CoolNG90 Hahahahahahahaha, I agree with Skipper ...Timeline is evil D:< haha XD

mostar1219 maybe Skipper should see "The Roast of Facebook".

CuteCuddly CuteCuddly likes this. LOL!

SandMCLASSIFIED SandMCLASSIFIED Likes this as well.

ImAnEasel HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Please continue with this!!!!! It's HILARIOUS!!! I thought exactly the same as Skipper when it changed my profile to a timeline!!! By the way, does anybody know how to change your Facebook profile back to a normal profile? My brother has a normal profile, but, for some reason, mine's a timeline. :( Wow, this fanfiction has some Skilene, Julene AND Marski in it! Nice touch. X3

hotsnowsels ^Yeah, I was upset too. I don't think you CAN change it back, unfortunately. It's sad. And thank you. XD I tried not to be too specific with pairings, and leave enough opening so anyone can interpret it how they want to. And yes, I am still writing it. I have another part to format for this site soon!

Lt_Kowalski Gee, so much for pretzals.. I'll remember that.. Trust me.. I will SO remember!

peacebaby7 LOL!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!! I CAN'T EVEN CHOOSE WHICH ONE IS FUNNIER!!

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How The Penguins Might Have Met Chapt. 1

posted by Number1SkippFan

Some people think the penguins are brothers while others think the all met and aren't related. This story is a mix of both sides.
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Deep in Antartica, there was a mother pinguïn and a father pinguïn with four eggs. They seemed like the happiest pinguïn couple in Antartica.

Once all the eggs hatched, they were even meer happy to see four healthy boys.

Once they were a little older, the mother and father trusted them to play on their own without them watching. So they went to a party one night, and left their eldest chick in charge. His name is Skipper, he was...

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All Good Things Come to an End - Chapter Two

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

Note: PB gets all the credit for the awesome title! :P
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Kowalski hurried over to the window and peered out.
"What do u see?" I asked.
"Mostly people running. There's Marlene. She's down there."
I helped Private to his feet. "Maybe we should go down and--"
That's when the explosion struck. Sure, there had been those other two, but this one was big. of it seemed big, seeing as the bomb had dropped straight through the open window.
The wall--the one with the window--exploded out into the street, along with the part...

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No titel Yet!

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

I still miss them. All of them. I miss how Kowalski always thought of some long, winded explanation to things, Private's giggle and girly obsessions, Rico's love of dynamite. I miss how close I felt to them, how sometimes I could almost read their minds. I miss joking around with them, watching films together, and Shirtless Ninjas.
Isn't it unfair how we never realize how much these things mean to us until they're gone?
I wish I had thought about it before--before what happened. I suppose now your saying: "what did happen? C'mon, Skipper, u can trust us. Tell the story!"
I will, if u really...

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Why I Love PoM!

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

1. It's funny!
2. The characters have been worked on. I like stuff where the characters all have their own personality.
3. I would never have found Fanpop if not for PoM!
4. Mort is adorable!
5. So is Private!
6. The animatie is awesome. I suck at animation. The best I can do is some weird blue monkey head with vacht, bont sticking out of its eyeballs.
7. None of the characters are annoying!
8. It's different. Most shows aren't like it.
9. If you're sad, of worried, u can just watch PoM and you'll feel better. It works every time.
10. It's even fun to watch with the sound turned down! (You should try it--it's...

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Celeste Chapter 15

posted by legendary7

Every one stood in shock from what they had just seen. Celeste still seemed deep in thought. But the thing on her mind was wiped away, when Private wrapped his fin around her waist and pulled her toward him. She smiled, as her hart-, hart raced. His saphire eyes gleamed at her golden ones. It seemed hard to breathe.
"All right, let's get back to set up our shelter." Skipper said, clearing his throat at the awkward feeling for the rest of his boys.
"Right," Celeste answered obediently.
All the rest of the afternoon, Celeste acted peculiar. Something was upsetting her. Private was competely bewildered...

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The Uncovered Past (Part 1): (2) Diagnosis

posted by peacebaby7

It was about a week later and things had pretty much gone back to normal, though Tom’s parents were still unapproving of Kari and her beliefs. Tom and Kari spent meer time at the pond outlying the village and door themselves. They enjoyed each other’s company, and they didn’t care what anybody had to say about it.

Tom and Kari, not wanting to be in the crowd of penguins, went back to the pond and were now swimming. Tom splashed water in Kari’s face, which resulted in Kari pushing his head underwater playfully. Tom resurfaced and pushed Kari away. “Stop it!” He cried laughing.

“You...

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His Best Friend In the World

posted by werockz

In Florida, Rico and his wife divorced 9 minuten ago. It was yet a sad ending to him. Katie and Dynamite stayed on his father's side while his wife left the house. It was an incomplete family. But Rico thought this was the first time he saw an incomplete family.But much to his dismay, he's wrong.

In the middle of the night, Rico can't sleep. Something was bothering him. He was trying to remember something. Something about an incomplete family that happened 2 years ago. He was too sleepy to think about it. Maybe I'll ink bout it gain tomorrow. he thought. He went back to bed and slept.

The next...

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vragen for Bob Schooley

posted by JHNguyen93

For those of u who know who he is (only one of the Executive Producers of The Penguins of Madagascar), u know how big this is. He has agreed to answer some fan vragen from here and PenguinsHQ! This will take place on Monday, July 16. So that is the deadline to get your vragen in!

But first, here are the ground rules.

1. Keep it clean. And respectful. Please. Remember, he's taking time to answer your many, many questions.
2. No personal requests. (ex. "Can I be a part of ..." questions)
3. No vragen involving the new series Bob's working on. u know which one I'm talking about....

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Long Live POM

posted by peacebaby7

So, just laying in bed last night, not quite asleep, I was thinking about POM's cancellation. I say no. I love The Penguins of Madagascar & I don't want it to be cancelled. That got me thinking. So what if the damned production companies annuleer the toon on television? We all know that POM lives on here on fanpop, other sites, but meer importantly, in ourselves.

This thought also brought on an idea. We all know that we have some very talented authors on fanpop. They have written their own stories & many other things. How about we put our love for POM & our talents together & keep...

The Apartments Menagerie

posted by JediPenguin16

I thought I'd give it a go at a "Human" Penguins fan-fiction. This is a trial run.
Let me know what u think.

In the hart-, hart of Manhattan, near Central Park, is a strange apartment complex. The Apartment Menagerie is made of brick, a century old, and placed between two shiny sky-scrapers. The windows all have black bars, the twenty-three stories are all crooked, and the newest addition of a Madagascar Baobab boom sits atop the twenty-third floor.

But it also had an indoor swimming pool in need of a lifegaurd, which was what brought Marlene DeOdder to it's arched gate-way. She walked up to the...

how i met Skipper and his team 2

posted by kivamarie

this is part 2 of how i met Skipper and his team. so the volgende morning Skipper and his team head back to the zoo with cute little me. once they got there they went inside their H.Q.

little me: (wakes up)

Skipper: (holding me) morning Kiva.

little me: (being carried door Skipper) (giggles) (crawls to the paper and crayons draws something) (shows my drawing to Skipper and his team)

Skipper: well what do u know she can draw.

Kowalski: and it would appear to be a melk bottle.

Skipper: right Private u go and get the melk bottle for the muis the boys and I will keep an eye on her.

Private: on it Skipper...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Seven - Ambush and Magic

posted by KowalskiRocks

Guys. Wake. Up. Now!
Skipper and the team fell out of their bunks.
S: What the deuce?
Me: It's about time u woke up.
K: What time is it?
Me: 0530.
P: Isn't that a bit too early to wake up?
Me: Not unless we want the element of surprise on Ikala, of which we're going to need if we want to defeat him. No way he's going to expect a attack this early.
S: Fine.
They then leave the camp, but they have no idea what awaits them...
*Rustling noise*
Me: What was that?
P: What?
*Rustling*
Me: That!
S: You're right, there's something - of someone - out there. Stay alert.
Everyone else: Aye aye Skipper.
Suddenly hundreds...

Love's Revenge Pt.1

posted by JayJay12

Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.

Above the HQ...
Skipper:Marlene
*go's up to Marlene*
Marlene:Skipper,um,what's with the ring?
Skipper:I'm purposing to Cream
Marlene:YOU'RE PURPOSING TO CR-
*Skipper tops her mouth*
Skipper:Yes,I am
*Skipper leaves*
Somewhere in Coney Island...
*??? talks in walkie-talkie*
???:I finally reached Coney Island
Cream:You did?
???:Yes,where are you?
Cream:Behind you,Marx
*Marx turns around*
Marx:Cream!
Cream:Marx!
*they hugged*
Back at the HQ...
Private:You are so nasty,Skipper!*disgusted*
Skipper:What?!Cream was doing that in front of me,so I recorded it!
Kowalski:Wow,I'm so excited!!!
Private:You're nasty,too!
Kowalski:I...

A Big Mistake

posted by Ninjaorca

Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! u took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your vrienden At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P

Dear Hobokeneers,
See u on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Operation Time-warp Chapter 2

posted by Saracuda

S: Skipper
K: Kowalski
R: Rico
P: Private
Side characters: Aramicus, Socio, Opugno, and Juliazahr

The door to the box swung open and daylight streamed in.

S: Kowalski, annaylisis.
K: We are apparently in Rome..several hundred years ago.
S: Aren't-
K: -Weren't
S: *glare* WEREN'T the Romans expert at measures of torture?
P: Oh dear. Yes Skippa, I'm afraid they were.
R: TORTURE! *clap, clap*
S: Alright, we're going to need some sort of disgiuse.
K: straat sign perhaps?
S: *"Don't be ridiculas" face*
K: Alright! Okay, that was retarded! Well, lets just see what we can blend into.
P: Ooh! A merchant! I could disguise...

Another Poem for Doris ( I geplaatst this before but now it's rewritten)

posted by ___Sophie___

Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too

The scientist's love has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of u dag and night
In my hart-, hart there is no that is second
You'll always be the appel, apple of my eye

I'll zoek the world
Near and far then high and low
My love will show
Just to hold u gently
Don't want to let u go

I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With love and Science
I am deeply torn door desperation

In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper zei " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my love has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"

We're like fragments that were split
of gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay

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Hero (Verse Two)

posted by theWOLFPACK15

And here is verse two of the Hero.
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Cadet sat in the shade of the boom that was planted in the courtyard. She watched the other animals. She watched as some hugged and stayed in groups. As she looked around, no one was alone, no one but her. Each dag she did this, looking out as all the kids laughed and played.

The guys playing around with the girls and the girls getting revenge on the guys.

Each dag she wished that someone would at least come up and talk to her. Make small talk, something that at least lets her know that she was not forgotten.

Each day...

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TBRttMoN: Chapter 1- A Bittersweet Surprise

posted by Katie_Kat200

Please, again, do not ask, why its called what its called. (TBRttMoN stands for The Bus Ride to the Middle of Nowhere) The truth will be revealed soon. Ha, ha. Well... I decided to continue this. I still need your guys opinions on this fan-fic. And also I need two meer characters. I will decide on who u will play. So... yeah. Read and review (please?)

Kowalski was busy working on some blueprints for some invention that would eventually help mankind of destroy them all. Who knows…? Suddenly, Kowalski’s pinguïn eyebrows twitched. Something wasn’t right. Something was out of place. There...

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OC Story: Ungrateful memories

posted by SJ_waddles

I wonder how he'll take it?
Finally. From travelling so far, I finally made it. But thinking, was it just a waste of time..?"You're fine here. This is how he wants it." My stepfather explained.
I shook my head in disbelief, "It's not how I want it!"
After my denounce from the thrown of Antartica, I decided to give it to my fake younger sibling. It suited him more.
My stepfather was the Emporer of Antartica. It was just him and me, and I wasn't very grateful. I didn't notice what happens if u don't care about something. But, I did. Then how do u explain that?
"Do u think it would make you...

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Seeing Double

posted by Colonelpenguin

After Dinner, Skipper asked us all to stay put for an important announcement
Rico turned to me "what time is it?"
"i have no idea" i said"You know how Skipper likes to surprise us"
"One dag I might surprise him"Rico zei impatiently "By missing one of his important announcements"
"Please Skippy get on with it" Private whined"I have my tv toon coming on in 30 minutes"
"very well" Skipper zei getting to his feet looking like he was about to burst."I have a magnificent surprise to toon you,"he said.
"I don't think u haven't been so excited before,"said me."Don't tell!"
"lets all go to Kowalski's lab,"said...