Penguins of Madagascar Article: Penguins on Facebook: Part One

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posted by hotsnowsels

And so begins part two. Hope u enjoy!
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Private wrote on Skipper's wall: hi skipper! what time does defensive training start today?
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Skipper Uh, couldn't u have just ASKED me that?
Private i did ask u just now.
Skipper I mean in real life. We're in the same room.
Private oh. i guess so. but its fun to write on walls!
Skipper *sigh*.... Defensive training starts at 1400 hours.
Private thanks skipper! :D

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Kowalski just read an article.
"Strange quarks" Some of the smallest particles in the universe play an important role. They ... See More
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Skipper u read a science article? No way!
Kowalski -_-...
Marlene lol Skipper... This is a neat read!
Skipper Seriously though, why do we need to know this?
Marlene Because it's INTERESTING to see what your vrienden are doing!
Skipper What's next? 'Marlene blinked!' REALLY? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! THAT'S SO EXCITING!
Marlene u are insufferable. (Kowalski likes this)

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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: HELLO!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: DANCING TURKEYS AND COCONUTS!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: WHERE IS MY FREE MEAT?
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King Julien XIII wrote on Skipper's wall: AM I DOING THIS WRONG?
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Skipper RINGTAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KILL YOU, I SWEAR!
King Julien XIII no, it's okay, i read about this! u post a whole bunch of random stuff in all caps, and then u get sent some yummy spam in the mail!
Skipper NOT THAT KIND OF SPAM!!!!!!!!!!
King Julien XIII really? oh. that's too bad.
Skipper GAHHHH u ARE A MENACE!
Marlene LOL!

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Marlene is going to get some pretzels! -with Skipper, Private and Rico
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Kowalski Hey, why wasn't I invited?
Skipper Because u were in your lab! We didn't want to evoke the wrath of a mad scientist! (Marlene likes this)
Kowalski -_-
Private we brought some back for you! :D
Kowalski In that case, all is forgiven.

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Rico blahabsjadiuysasdbagsidgasdigiAUDG! Vroom vroom!
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Skipper Nice, soldier! I think that's a new racetrack record!
Marlene Did u seriously understand that?
Skipper Once u grow accustomed to Rico and his nonsensical talk, u begin to crack the mysterious code.
Marlene Really?
Skipper That, and I was in the car too.
Marlene ...oh.

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Private likes The Lunacorns
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Skipper Ohhhh no, don't tell me you're bringing that sickening toon onto Facebook too!
Private but it's educational!
King Julien XIII did u see on yesterday's episode when lord selflessheart got stuck in that tree? it was so sad until princess self-respecta rescued him!
Private gah!!! i haven't seen that episode yet! don't say any more!
King Julien XIII oh. oopsies! then i will say nothing about how prince shares-a-lot found out about his surprise birthday party either!
Private NO! lalalalalala i can't hear you!

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Private wrote on Kowalski's wall: how do i play words with friends?
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Kowalski *groan*... Why don't u just walk over and ask me and let me toon you? WE'RE INCHES APART!
Private hey, you're right! that's a great idea!
Kowalski *facepalm*

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Skipper AUGH! This stupid site changed me to Timeline without my permission! THE INVASION HAS STARTED! THEY'RE GETTING INTO OUR HEADS! EVACTUATE THE PLANET!
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Marlene *facepalm*
Private invasion? evacuate? AHHHHHHHH!
Kowalski Don't u think that's a bit overboard, sir? (Marlene likes this)
Skipper Overboard? I'll tell u what's overboard! Soon they'll be stealing all of our personal information! Turning our entire culture into slaves!
King Julien XIII hey, no one is to be making the king evacuate from his kingly kingdom!
Marlene Really? Just, really?

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To be continued!

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Penguinangel Normally I don't read articles like this, but this cracked me up. XD Question: Did you make this up, or were these actually on Facebook from some rpers accounts?

carsfan O.O ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! :,D Julien and the SPAM one... HILARIOUS!! XD

hotsnowsels Oops! I titled both parts as part one! Duh.... XD Thanks! I came up with the material by myself. XD I got the idea from reading something like this done for other shows. Actually, there was one like this for 'Penguins' on fanfiction.net (where this is also posted) a couple months ago, but I didn't know it existed. And thanks to you too, carsfan. Yeah, that part was the most fun to write. XD Am I able to edit this and fix the title mistake, or do I have to unpublish and publish again to fix it?

CoolNG90 Hahahahahahahaha, I agree with Skipper ...Timeline is evil D:< haha XD

mostar1219 maybe Skipper should see "The Roast of Facebook".

CuteCuddly CuteCuddly likes this. LOL!

SandMCLASSIFIED SandMCLASSIFIED Likes this as well.

ImAnEasel HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Please continue with this!!!!! It's HILARIOUS!!! I thought exactly the same as Skipper when it changed my profile to a timeline!!! By the way, does anybody know how to change your Facebook profile back to a normal profile? My brother has a normal profile, but, for some reason, mine's a timeline. :( Wow, this fanfiction has some Skilene, Julene AND Marski in it! Nice touch. X3

hotsnowsels ^Yeah, I was upset too. I don't think you CAN change it back, unfortunately. It's sad. And thank you. XD I tried not to be too specific with pairings, and leave enough opening so anyone can interpret it how they want to. And yes, I am still writing it. I have another part to format for this site soon!

Lt_Kowalski Gee, so much for pretzals.. I'll remember that.. Trust me.. I will SO remember!

peacebaby7 LOL!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!! I CAN'T EVEN CHOOSE WHICH ONE IS FUNNIER!!

The War Times chapter 4:talent toon

posted by fun123fun

so it was another dag of when everyone is doing something skipper was almost done with the plans to go to antartic for the war (thats what this whole fan fic capters are mostly about!) then there was that muziek from the lemur habitat agien but EVEN LOUDER! polly didnt like it one bit she remberd that her ma ma told her how strong she was so she had a plan

lemur habitat

polly:will u piep that muziek down!
king julien:what silly pinguïn i cant hear you!
polly:*turns off boom box* keep the sound down!
king julien:oooh why dint u say so but i cant
polly:*thinks* idea! so your a dancer huh?
king julien:yeah...

Kat's Dark Side 2

posted by woowie

"If people see you, they'll capture you!" zei Skipper. "Bleh!" Rico agreed. "We'll just say she's a rare species!" Private suggested. Everyone agreed.

The volgende day, Kat could walk. She went outside. It was Sunday, so everyone just hung out. Kat could not get out, however. She couldn't swim with her cast. "Oh shit!" she thought, "How the hell am I supposed to get over there?" She then jumped up, and flew. "Pinky!" Skipper said, "Don't do that in front of people, got it?" "Got it." Kat responded.

The dag was fun. Kat met new people (one tried to fling poo at her), hung out, and even explored outside of the Zoo!

Kat ran into the middle of the road. A truck was about to hit her! She woke up. Just a dream! Everyone was sleeping still. "Good." she thought.

Operation: Mad Genius Chapter 3

posted by PenguinCrazy14

Hello, RavenFeathers here. I've finally gotten started on Chapter 3!! *does victory dance* All right, like I promised, the explanations for Chapter 2.

Warning: The following explanations might make this chapter seem longer than it actually is.

….Okay, to start, for those who are interested in Ravena's personal story, there's a possibility that it might not be revealed until Operation: Matchmaker. [If anyone's giving the screen a 'what the hell is that?' look, one, it's offending your computer screen, and two, just read my profiel for the summary of that story.] The reason is that I wanted...

Skipper Defeated?

added by PripperNKicoFan

The Penguins Of Madagascar

added by PripperNKicoFan

Source: Penguins Of Madagascar Promo Graphics

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Are u okay Julien?

added by Rikopriski

Source: (HQ) Penguins - Operation Good Deed Promo

I Work Alone (15. Credos)

posted by Aquade

"I have a plan, but you're not going to like it," I said.

Skipper glanced at me doubtfully. "I have a feeling that I'm not going to like it too."

Kowalski turned his gaze on me. "What is it?"

I looked at Skipper. "This has something to do with the deal we made earlier. I'll distract X while u guys escape."

"Hey!" argued Skipper. "When I made that promise earlier, I didn't plan for this."

I glanced sharply at him. "We made a deal, so don't u tell me that you're going to back out of it."

We reached a dead end. I looked at them all in turn. "Don't u see? I'm not going to let another pinguïn die...

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I Work Alone (8. Badgers)

posted by Aquade

Author's Note: I'm in a very happy mood, and I don't have any homework right now, so I decided that I would post this now. Have fun with it!

“It’s Friday, boys, and u know what that means.”

Kowalski took out his clipboard as I rolled my eyes. “Recon,” we both said.

“Can we have snow cones later?” asked Private.

Rico nodded vigorously in agreement. Skipper smiled. “I don’t see why not. As long as everything goes as plan.”

I fist pumped the air. We all went topside as Skipper gave us our roles. “Rico, Kowalski, u have the zoo. Nathan, Private, you’re in the park. I’m...

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Oops..

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Source: me

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" A poem for Doris the Dolphin..." scene.

added by JediPenguin16

Source: screenshot

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Skipper Pez Dispenser

added by SJF_Penguin2

Source: My photo.

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I Know Her (5): The Other Woman

posted by peacebaby7

Antonio led Marlene through a series of sharp twirls as fast-paced muziek played through a small radio Antonio had found left on a park bench. Marlene laughed as Antonio held her close and held her in a dip as the last few chords hung in the air. Still holding her, he traced the side of her face with a finger. Then he started to close the distance between their lips. They looked up at the sound of someone clearing their throat.

“Skipper,” Marlene zei as Antonio pulled her upright with an irritated sigh.

“Yes, Skipper,” he zei with his voice edgy with sarcasm. He muttered something under...

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How To Be An Annoying fan

posted by Mother-of-PoM

All right boys, stand door for eggnog!

this guy can really hold his nog!

Hold that elevator! (Bonus points if u say it in Skipper voice)

What goes down, must come up.

Shitake mushrooms! No meer Mister Cute and Cuddly.

Holy butterballs!

You didn't see anything... Right?

you! higher mammal. CAN u READ?

problemo solved!

This is u captain speaking, i've got good news and bad news, the good news is.. we'll be landing immediatly, the bad news, we are crash-landing!

i zei KISS IT!

NO! six-two-nine years!

I would like to kiss u monkey man!

This madness ends now!

Cheese and Crackers!

Hot Fudge!

Smoke Salmon!...

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Blushing Clover

added by Bitt3rman

Source: Artwork belongs to Layridin

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PoM Sketches (Skilene) door GenJoany

added by Bitt3rman

Source: GenJoany

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My Review on the Penguins of Madagascar Movie (some spoilers)

posted by CaptSkipper

This movie was good, but not great. It met my expectations, but did not exceed them much. It was a fun, hart-, hart warming movie, but it didn't carry it out well enough to make me leave the theater and think "Whoa, that was just amazing". I think the negative reviews of this movie made it sound a lot worse than it was. Also it's good to consider that this a movie about Penguins, the side characters from Madagascar, not Penguins, the well-developed characters of the TV show. I think if they made a movie based off of the toon of if this movie was longer, it would've turned out much better, but nonetheless,...