Do u have a dirty mind?
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause u to spit and ask u not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
A dentist
2. A finger goes in me. u fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
A wedding ring
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
pinda butter
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. u blow me hard . What am I?
Chewing gum
5. All dag long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me u feel good. What am I?
A nose
7.If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
A newspaper boy
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. u use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
A handschoen
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
A kraan
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
A toothbrush, of course!
(Do not own. Found online.)
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause u to spit and ask u not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
A dentist
2. A finger goes in me. u fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
A wedding ring
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
pinda butter
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. u blow me hard . What am I?
Chewing gum
5. All dag long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me u feel good. What am I?
A nose
7.If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
A newspaper boy
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. u use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
A handschoen
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
A kraan
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
A toothbrush, of course!
(Do not own. Found online.)
1. Your reading my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. u didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did u notice I skipped number three.
7. u don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that u silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then u realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But u remember that a fact is something that can be proven right of wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. u wish u never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch u with the missing number this time. of did I?
14. u wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. u totally forgot I was only supposed to tell u ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. u didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did u notice I skipped number three.
7. u don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that u silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then u realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But u remember that a fact is something that can be proven right of wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. u wish u never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch u with the missing number this time. of did I?
14. u wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. u totally forgot I was only supposed to tell u ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then u sneeze and u fall down. Did u ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - u used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how u knew u had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - u know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children singing in a row, then u sneeze and u fall down. Did u ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - u used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how u knew u had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - u know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!
Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!
One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.
When he saw the coast was clear,
Once meer at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure door now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For door him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones of powers of rulers of authorities;
all things were created door him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17