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posted by cute20k
Do u have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause u to spit and ask u not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. u fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






pinda butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. u blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All dag long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me u feel good. What am I?







A nose

7.If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?






A newspaper boy

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. u use your fingers to get me off. What am I?






A handschoen

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?






A kraan

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?






A toothbrush, of course!


(Do not own. Found online.)
So there has been a lot of new horror films coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help u survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where u are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do u like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do u like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicorns are better.

Cleverbot: Unicorns aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE u SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: u zei unicorns aren't real. :( I thought u were my friend....
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that u were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes u can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One dag you'll ask me, "which is meer important to you, me of your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing u are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your love does NOT work for that person,...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For door him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones of powers of rulers of authorities;
all things were created door him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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Developing word recognition is the main and outstanding benefit of link. Specifically, whenever u need to zoek for a word in a huge number of words of in case u face troubles with the arrangement of letters, Word finder will be the best solution. So, what Word finder can help you?
- Learning context clues
- Expanding vocabulary and supplementing education resources
- Completing word searches
Do u know any other advantages of word finder? Please let me know!
Chapter 2: Spirit Of The Fox, Part 2: Into The Forest

After the light had vanished from the school, it then reappeared in a forest-similar to the one Taju had been dreaming about. seconden after appearing, the light formed into the shape of Taju and the fox--indicating that they had still been inside as it disappeared from the school. The light that surrounded them finally faded, and Taju wanted some antwoorden out of

"Alright, fox, u know where I live, and where I go to school--what's this all about? What do u want from me?" he asked the fox.

It took him a seconde to remember that the vos, fox couldn't...
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BEST;

1; CLICK;
This one is a personal favourite of mine.. I actually like this actor all things considered, and actually have meer good films than bad.. Click is actually a really funny film, and he doesn't do any of his stupid high pitched voices, least not that much. I always like when Adam plays the everyman, he's actually one of the best parts of the films when he does.

And coarse, there's the last 20/30 minutes. Where Standler shows that under the right circumstances, he actually is a really excellent actor. Doing the emotional scenes really really well..


2; HOTEL TRANSVANINA;
These films...
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posted by podcastlover123
Please listen to P.E.C podcast fanpop fans it’s a great podcast! I would rate it 5/5 stars ⭐️ because the trailer seams great but they zei they will start posting episodes on Friday. So please listen to it. So get off your boeken and get out your screens and type “P.E.C podcast” and it will change u for life the podcast is run door Olivia and Hattie who are loads of 🤩 FUN. So please once u have listen 🎧 to the podcast leave a commentaar and say podcast like 👍🏻 of podcast dislike 👎🏻. Bye for now
10; JASON VOORHEES;

I know it might seem like me just being a Freddy fan, especially as Krueger is number one. But I have to be entirely honest. I always found Friday the 13th kinda overrated. It's not till the films started becoming self parody's when Jason became a zombie that they started getting fun. The rest of them are just meer 80's slashers with annoying characters that we just want to see Jason kill. But that's just me. I know people enjoy these films. The fact he's on the lijst at all is still a compliment. And honestly he was way meer terrifying in that remake film..


9; CHUCKY;...
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posted by blossomyumyum
Have u looked at someone and just thought,
“We don’t know each other’s names. We have so much in common, so close yet so far.”

Everyone always dreams of having a song sang to them, every guy needs to have their sing sang back.
Here are some ways that u can find your soulmate:

First, realize that love is love. That whatever comes will come naturally.
Kiss slowly and gently, because gay only means happy.

Listen to each other’s input. Give time to tonen interest.

Let each other sing.
Music is often your best way to express feeling and emotion.
Realize too that sometimes lyrics are the best...
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Wow, what is this now? Now I know what we’re all thinking. Is this supposed to be an in-season April Fools joke? Is this like an epic prank gone wrong gone sexual? This can’t truly be, Nik. You’re not really going to tell us about the actual intelligence of this film. No…. I’m dead serious. This is a review of the film, a review that actually talks about Freddy Got Fingered… But positively. Yes. Really. So this film has been considered not just one of the worst films of the decade, not just one of the worst comedies ever, but it’s also been considered one of the worst films of...
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Finally, a full review of a licensed game here on these reviews. I already did a quick look at the Simpsons: Hit and Run game, but that was only a little mini review in a series of mini reviews. This time, we got ourselves a full licensed game. And probably one of the most obscure and best on the PS2. So The Warriors movie from 1979 is one of my favoriete films ever. It was a short, fun thriller about a small straat gang being framed for the murder of a big crime lord and now must make it through the streets of New York back to their turf alive. It had thrills, chills, spills, and was just...
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added by BB2010
So when it comes to buying physical copies of PS2 games, there’s always one issue that stems from it. That being the case of some games can be brutally expensive. Like I was hoping to buy a copy of Rule of Rose for the PS2 because I heard it was one of the most painful games to play with one of the best stories ever written. That was until I found out that the going price regularly is six hundred USD. So, yeah, no fucking thank you. I like to live in a house and eat food. But of course, Rule of Rose was far from the only game to do this. And with some games I wanted to buy on the PS2 like...
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Hey, everyone. After the mistake that was Trigger Man, and having fallen into a state of suicidal depression, also mixed with the state of the world, I decided to turn toward religion in the hopes of turning my life around. Sure, hearing about some of the stuff that goes on in the bible, like how God ruined Job’s life over a bet with the Devil…. Not sure what that was about, but I am a true Christian now. It is not my place to vraag the work of the lord. But because I can’t go to church because… ya know… the world right now, and since actually reading a book is a challenge for...
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So believe it of not, I don’t go out of my way to look for bad games. Unless there’s some weird Christmas event, I never look at a PS2 game and think, “This looks like a fucking piece of shit. I wanna play that”. No, I usually want to give the games I talk about on here the benefit of the doubt and toon them some sort of respect. Be it something that pulls me in of something that intrigues me. Like I didn’t buy Marc Ecko’s Getting Up with the intent of hating it. I bought it because it looked like a fun game and I like the urban setting. It only happened to be a pile of trash. But...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
oh, this toon is a blast so far! blood, guts, mayhem, sex, lots of swearing, drugs and of course demons. and it all works perfectly! i love watching the I.M.P shenanigans Blitzo and co. get themselves into.
but so far, Episode 2 is my favorite. never would've i thought we'd get so much character depth for Stolas of all characters. he might be a total pervert, but he sure is a good father. and his song.... wow! that brought a tear to my eye. i never thought he'd have such a beautiful voice.
also, i can't forget about Octavia. i've only known her for one episode, but she's already up there as one of my favoriete characters (along with Loona, of course). i really hope Vivzie brings her back for another episode. maybe have her and Loona on a girls' night together. that'd be great to watch!
all i can say now is: i can't wait to see what episode 3 has in store for us.
 Elijah Jones "Razilee and Elijah" need fixing
Elijah Jones "Razilee and Elijah" need fixing
Though displaced door fusion. Elijah Jones and his recent album "Beautiful Insanity" deceives the art of true kindness and blames others for judging while feelings guilty of judgement. Elijah Jones isn't the once thoughtful artist we once knew back in 2017. He has manipulated to trick us in thinking he is kind and nice!! He sucks!! His muziek album and his documentaries are horrible and does not teach any valuable lesson as expressed! Why does many favor him and his followers?

Three good reasons...

Beautiful Insanity FAILS to deliver the message behind judgement.

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 doesn't...
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