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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at u trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but u my friend!! yes you!! u CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If u didn't have feet u wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do u wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for u %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but u need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like u are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside door itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told u I thought u were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not u again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but u abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called u first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick u should wear a condom on your head so u can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. u just helped me realize it.

Until u called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If u ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would u say when u got there?

Wow, u looked a lot hotter from a distance!

annuleer my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer u the first 25 times, what makes u think the volgende 25 will work?

how do u keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like u fell out of the ugly boom and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to u seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop u when u were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made u but we all make mistakes.

Remember JESUS loves u but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't u go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less vragen and a little meer shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this lijst doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When u were born u were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom zei never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! u must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like u but if u really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

u know the drill! u leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They zei they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are u bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to u and your stupid nonsense.

u dont know me, u just wish u did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't u go play in traffic?!

u have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont u take a dag off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two vrienden riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red vos, fox is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when u sneeze because when u sneeze, your hart-, hart stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A slak can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only animals that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders meer than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the muziek store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos of rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like u know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their vragen with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got meer "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A jaar has passed by, and Don is chosen door the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef bijl with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, of absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the recent years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad writing behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and kom bij the ranks of washed up directors like...
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