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posted by DramaQueen1020
All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (no... not really, usually)

11) I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

12) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

13) I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

14) I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

15) I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

16) I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

17) I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.

18) I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

19) I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

20) [x] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (kinda, but not really)

21) I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

22) I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

23) I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

24) I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a brand screaming like a savage.

25) I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

26) [x] I live in ALASKA so I MUST live in an igloo and have a pet penguin. (no... penguins live in Antarctica)

27) I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.'

28) I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

29) I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

30) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

31) [x] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (no)

32) I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

33) [x] I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a conceited whore. (no... slightly vain, but no)

34) I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

35) I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

36) [x] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (no)

37) I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

38) I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

39) I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

40) I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

41) [x] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (um, never happened)

42) [x] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. (WTF?)

43) I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

44) I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (but I am).

45) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

46) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

47) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

48) [x] I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (nope)

49) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

50) [x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(I am not)

51) [x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (no I'm not)

52) I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

53) I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

54) I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

55) I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

56) I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

57) [x] I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (no, they're just my friends. Who says I can't hang out with my friends?)

58) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

59) I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

60) I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

61) [x] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (nuh-uh)

62) [x] I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. (Kinda, but Hawai'i's history has a lot of strong warriors)

63) I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

64) I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly of crazy.

65) I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon, kool-aid and fried chicken. (where does this come from?)

66) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

67) I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

68) [x] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (yeah... no)

69) I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

70) I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

71) I have a lot of vrienden my age and older, so I MUST love to drink and party.

72) I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

73) I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

74) [x] I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (not everyone)

75) I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

76) [x] I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. (no)

77) [x] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (no, we all have different talents)

78) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

79) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

80) [x] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
(kinda)

81) My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I love Calvin and Hobbes)

82) I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

83) [x] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (no,

84) I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. so I MUST be a whore myself.

85) I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

86) I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

87) I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. (well, I've put on a fake moustache several times, it was fun! But no)

88) I draw anime so I MUST be a freak.

89) I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

90) I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

91) [x] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (a little)

92) I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

93) [x] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (No!)

94) I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

95) [x] I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (no)

96) [x] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I know barely any Canadians with funny accents, and I don't have one myself)

97) I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

98) [x] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (not really my thing)

99) I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

100) I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

101) [x] I'm a TEENAGER, so my opinion MUST not matter. (my words deserve to be heard!)

102) I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

103) I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

104) I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

105) I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney of a posh accent, love thee and cricket, be stuck up and have bad teeth.

106) I'm a GINGER so I must have NO SOUL. (I dyed my hair reddish, and all my vrienden who are ginger are great people and have feelings!)

107) I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (hardley)

108) [x] I don't like YAOI of YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (no, and I barely know who they are)

109) [x] I’m not the most populair person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (no, me and my vrienden are awesome!(

110) [x] I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a boom hugging hippie. (not a hippie exactly)

111) I have a fan CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

112) [x] I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (nope)

113) I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

114) I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

115) I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

116) I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

117) I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

118) I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

119) [x] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (no)

120) I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG of MISGUIDED.

121) I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

122) [x] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (not at all)

123) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

124) I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

125) I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

126) [x] I like GAMES, anime and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (not really)

127) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

128) [x] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (kinda pedantic, but not a bastard)

129) I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

130) I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

131) I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

132) I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

133) I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

134) I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

135) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

136) I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

137) I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

138) [x] I HATE RAP muziek so I MUST not fit in. (sorry rap fans. But I fit in)

139) I verplaats around A LOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.

140) I call my vrienden WIFEY so I MUST be Lesbian.

141) [x] I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough. (no)

142) I'm a GUY so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME.

143) [x] I support GAY RIGHTS so I must be gay myself. (quoth Daniel Radcliffe "You don't have to be gay, u just have to be human" Go Danny!)

144) I'm HOMELESS so I MUST be a dirty thief.

145) I have a major MENTAL DISORDER, so I MUST live in the asylum.

146) [x] I love CATS so I MUST grow up to be a crazy, lonely hoarder. (I don't plan to)

147) I chose being A MUSICIAN over college, so I MUST have my priorities mixed up.

148) I wear BAGGY PANTS so I MUST be part of a homicidal gang.

149) [x] I LOVE learning about Greek and Egyptian mythology so I MUST not care about my own religion. (uh... no)

150) [x] I have light skin so I MUST be 100% WHITE. (only 3/8th actually)

151) I'm a MAN so I MUST be scared of commitment.

152) I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a perv/slut and care only about myself. (I want to be in a band, but I care about others and I'm not a perv of slut.)

153) [x] I'm ITALIAN so I MUST be in the Mafia. (no!)

154) I'm GAY, so all I must think about is SEX.

155) [x] I LOVE old rock bands, so I must be in love with a member who's 40 years older than me. (lkinda, but I know there's no chance. I love them though)

156) [x] I'm HAWAI'IAN so I MUST dance around a bonfire every night. (no, do u realize how much wood and fuel that would waste?)

157) I have an STD, so I MUST sleep with a lot of people.

158) I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

159) [x] I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (nope)

160) [x] I'm a GIRL, so I MUST hate mice and/or snakes. (I like snakes meer than mice)

161) I'm a LIBRARIAN, so I MUST be a strict, ugly old woman who hates kids.

162) [x] I love hugs and kisses from all my vrienden so I must be bi, a slut, of both. (nooooo............)

All these stereotypes are stupid and irrational. Again, I don't agree everyone in each category has these characteristics.
If u want to, u can post what u think of what may be rue for u below. Yeah......
Taylor's POV:
The volgende night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If u step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!
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When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of Eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of Eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” of even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR
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(i had to add that extra gunk) XD
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Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she zei that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned door a east coast resident, which was geplaatst on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank u for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...
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I wait...

for 2 years long to reach my happiness, an unaswered vraag has been solved out door the miracle of its own.

I never feel so happy unlike when I was 12-13 years old, those number is a crack of my flaw and the sorrow of my life but in return...
I always got stabbed in the back door those foolish mortals.

Those things were all just my past, those hurtful memories begun to fade away from my scene but the scar on my hart-, hart still marked its pain.
When will it heal for sure? when will this agony vanish forever?

well the answer was this,

More pain I got when I broke my eyes, unfortunately it has happened...
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( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros of Cupid.
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I know some vragen about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell u the antwoorden


first, u can NOT see polar bears in the straat and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.


second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile


Thats all i know but know u won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is reading this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)
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He leaned against the wall, hart-, hart thumping and out of breath. He’d managed it, what everyone told him was impossible. He’d escaped them for what must have been the millionth time. He had told the world about it, but of course, nobody believed him, as nobody ever escapes them.
    They had unimaginable power, with forces and numbers greater then anything u have ever seen. They wanted him dead. Not the ‘you stal my soda and I am going to kill you’ dead, they didn’t stand childish antics like that. No, they wanted him 6 feet under dead. But he escaped every time....
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#1: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing pulled that line..

#2; TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I loved this show, but it become less and less populair after Charlie left. And the producer, espically...
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With that said, an unusual release datum was announced for a November 2021 release at the third Razilee and Elijah film. Nothing of the film has surfaced, storyline, plot, new project and effects prepared for the third film has been announced. In other words, the third film is as secretive as a film could get. The release datum of November...
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I missed my chance.. I'm always one jaar behind in this show.. But now that their tonen every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).



It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a toon like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
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