All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.
1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)
6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)
8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (no... not really, usually)
11) I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
12) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
13) I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
14) I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
15) I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
16) I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
17) I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.
18) I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
19) I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
20) [x] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (kinda, but not really)
21) I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
22) I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
23) I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
24) I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a brand screaming like a savage.
25) I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
26) [x] I live in ALASKA so I MUST live in an igloo and have a pet penguin. (no... penguins live in Antarctica)
27) I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.'
28) I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
29) I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
30) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
31) [x] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (no)
32) I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
33) [x] I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a conceited whore. (no... slightly vain, but no)
34) I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
35) I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
36) [x] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (no)
37) I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
38) I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
39) I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
40) I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
41) [x] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (um, never happened)
42) [x] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. (WTF?)
43) I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
44) I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (but I am).
45) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
46) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
47) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
48) [x] I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (nope)
49) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
50) [x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(I am not)
51) [x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (no I'm not)
52) I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
53) I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
54) I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
55) I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
56) I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
57) [x] I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (no, they're just my friends. Who says I can't hang out with my friends?)
58) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
59) I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
60) I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
61) [x] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (nuh-uh)
62) [x] I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. (Kinda, but Hawai'i's history has a lot of strong warriors)
63) I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
64) I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly of crazy.
65) I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon, kool-aid and fried chicken. (where does this come from?)
66) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
67) I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
68) [x] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (yeah... no)
69) I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
70) I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
71) I have a lot of vrienden my age and older, so I MUST love to drink and party.
72) I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
73) I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
74) [x] I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (not everyone)
75) I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
76) [x] I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. (no)
77) [x] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (no, we all have different talents)
78) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
79) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
80) [x] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
(kinda)
81) My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I love Calvin and Hobbes)
82) I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
83) [x] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (no,
84) I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. so I MUST be a whore myself.
85) I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
86) I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
87) I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. (well, I've put on a fake moustache several times, it was fun! But no)
88) I draw anime so I MUST be a freak.
89) I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
90) I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
91) [x] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (a little)
92) I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
93) [x] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (No!)
94) I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
95) [x] I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (no)
96) [x] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I know barely any Canadians with funny accents, and I don't have one myself)
97) I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
98) [x] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (not really my thing)
99) I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
100) I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
101) [x] I'm a TEENAGER, so my opinion MUST not matter. (my words deserve to be heard!)
102) I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
103) I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
104) I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
105) I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney of a posh accent, love thee and cricket, be stuck up and have bad teeth.
106) I'm a GINGER so I must have NO SOUL. (I dyed my hair reddish, and all my vrienden who are ginger are great people and have feelings!)
107) I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (hardley)
108) [x] I don't like YAOI of YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (no, and I barely know who they are)
109) [x] I’m not the most populair person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (no, me and my vrienden are awesome!(
110) [x] I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a boom hugging hippie. (not a hippie exactly)
111) I have a fan CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
112) [x] I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (nope)
113) I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
114) I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
115) I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
116) I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
117) I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
118) I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
119) [x] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (no)
120) I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG of MISGUIDED.
121) I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
122) [x] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (not at all)
123) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
124) I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
125) I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
126) [x] I like GAMES, anime and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (not really)
127) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
128) [x] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (kinda pedantic, but not a bastard)
129) I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
130) I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
131) I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
132) I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
133) I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
134) I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
135) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
136) I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
137) I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
138) [x] I HATE RAP muziek so I MUST not fit in. (sorry rap fans. But I fit in)
139) I verplaats around A LOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.
140) I call my vrienden WIFEY so I MUST be Lesbian.
141) [x] I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough. (no)
142) I'm a GUY so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME.
143) [x] I support GAY RIGHTS so I must be gay myself. (quoth Daniel Radcliffe "You don't have to be gay, u just have to be human" Go Danny!)
144) I'm HOMELESS so I MUST be a dirty thief.
145) I have a major MENTAL DISORDER, so I MUST live in the asylum.
146) [x] I love CATS so I MUST grow up to be a crazy, lonely hoarder. (I don't plan to)
147) I chose being A MUSICIAN over college, so I MUST have my priorities mixed up.
148) I wear BAGGY PANTS so I MUST be part of a homicidal gang.
149) [x] I LOVE learning about Greek and Egyptian mythology so I MUST not care about my own religion. (uh... no)
150) [x] I have light skin so I MUST be 100% WHITE. (only 3/8th actually)
151) I'm a MAN so I MUST be scared of commitment.
152) I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a perv/slut and care only about myself. (I want to be in a band, but I care about others and I'm not a perv of slut.)
153) [x] I'm ITALIAN so I MUST be in the Mafia. (no!)
154) I'm GAY, so all I must think about is SEX.
155) [x] I LOVE old rock bands, so I must be in love with a member who's 40 years older than me. (lkinda, but I know there's no chance. I love them though)
156) [x] I'm HAWAI'IAN so I MUST dance around a bonfire every night. (no, do u realize how much wood and fuel that would waste?)
157) I have an STD, so I MUST sleep with a lot of people.
158) I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
159) [x] I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (nope)
160) [x] I'm a GIRL, so I MUST hate mice and/or snakes. (I like snakes meer than mice)
161) I'm a LIBRARIAN, so I MUST be a strict, ugly old woman who hates kids.
162) [x] I love hugs and kisses from all my vrienden so I must be bi, a slut, of both. (nooooo............)
All these stereotypes are stupid and irrational. Again, I don't agree everyone in each category has these characteristics.
If u want to, u can post what u think of what may be rue for u below. Yeah......
1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)
6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)
8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (no... not really, usually)
11) I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
12) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
13) I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
14) I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
15) I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
16) I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
17) I'm JAMAICAN so I must smoke weed.
18) I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
19) I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
20) [x] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (kinda, but not really)
21) I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
22) I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
23) I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
24) I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a brand screaming like a savage.
25) I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
26) [x] I live in ALASKA so I MUST live in an igloo and have a pet penguin. (no... penguins live in Antarctica)
27) I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.'
28) I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
29) I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
30) I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
31) [x] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (no)
32) I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
33) [x] I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a conceited whore. (no... slightly vain, but no)
34) I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
35) I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
36) [x] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (no)
37) I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
38) I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
39) I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
40) I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
41) [x] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (um, never happened)
42) [x] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. (WTF?)
43) I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
44) I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (but I am).
45) I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
46) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
47) I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
48) [x] I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (nope)
49) I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
50) [x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(I am not)
51) [x] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (no I'm not)
52) I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
53) I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
54) I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
55) I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
56) I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
57) [x] I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (no, they're just my friends. Who says I can't hang out with my friends?)
58) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
59) I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
60) I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
61) [x] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (nuh-uh)
62) [x] I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. (Kinda, but Hawai'i's history has a lot of strong warriors)
63) I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
64) I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly of crazy.
65) I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon, kool-aid and fried chicken. (where does this come from?)
66) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
67) I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
68) [x] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (yeah... no)
69) I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
70) I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
71) I have a lot of vrienden my age and older, so I MUST love to drink and party.
72) I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
73) I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
74) [x] I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (not everyone)
75) I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
76) [x] I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. (no)
77) [x] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (no, we all have different talents)
78) I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
79) I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
80) [x] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
(kinda)
81) My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I love Calvin and Hobbes)
82) I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
83) [x] I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (no,
84) I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. so I MUST be a whore myself.
85) I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
86) I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
87) I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. (well, I've put on a fake moustache several times, it was fun! But no)
88) I draw anime so I MUST be a freak.
89) I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
90) I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
91) [x] I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (a little)
92) I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
93) [x] I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (No!)
94) I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
95) [x] I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (no)
96) [x] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I know barely any Canadians with funny accents, and I don't have one myself)
97) I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
98) [x] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (not really my thing)
99) I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
100) I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
101) [x] I'm a TEENAGER, so my opinion MUST not matter. (my words deserve to be heard!)
102) I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
103) I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
104) I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
105) I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney of a posh accent, love thee and cricket, be stuck up and have bad teeth.
106) I'm a GINGER so I must have NO SOUL. (I dyed my hair reddish, and all my vrienden who are ginger are great people and have feelings!)
107) I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (hardley)
108) [x] I don't like YAOI of YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (no, and I barely know who they are)
109) [x] I’m not the most populair person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (no, me and my vrienden are awesome!(
110) [x] I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a boom hugging hippie. (not a hippie exactly)
111) I have a fan CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
112) [x] I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (nope)
113) I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
114) I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
115) I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
116) I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
117) I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
118) I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
119) [x] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (no)
120) I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG of MISGUIDED.
121) I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
122) [x] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (not at all)
123) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
124) I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
125) I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
126) [x] I like GAMES, anime and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (not really)
127) I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
128) [x] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (kinda pedantic, but not a bastard)
129) I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
130) I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
131) I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
132) I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
133) I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
134) I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
135) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
136) I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
137) I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
138) [x] I HATE RAP muziek so I MUST not fit in. (sorry rap fans. But I fit in)
139) I verplaats around A LOT so I MUST not fit in anywhere.
140) I call my vrienden WIFEY so I MUST be Lesbian.
141) [x] I've NEVER been kissed so I MUST not be good enough. (no)
142) I'm a GUY so I MUST want sex ALL THE TIME.
143) [x] I support GAY RIGHTS so I must be gay myself. (quoth Daniel Radcliffe "You don't have to be gay, u just have to be human" Go Danny!)
144) I'm HOMELESS so I MUST be a dirty thief.
145) I have a major MENTAL DISORDER, so I MUST live in the asylum.
146) [x] I love CATS so I MUST grow up to be a crazy, lonely hoarder. (I don't plan to)
147) I chose being A MUSICIAN over college, so I MUST have my priorities mixed up.
148) I wear BAGGY PANTS so I MUST be part of a homicidal gang.
149) [x] I LOVE learning about Greek and Egyptian mythology so I MUST not care about my own religion. (uh... no)
150) [x] I have light skin so I MUST be 100% WHITE. (only 3/8th actually)
151) I'm a MAN so I MUST be scared of commitment.
152) I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a perv/slut and care only about myself. (I want to be in a band, but I care about others and I'm not a perv of slut.)
153) [x] I'm ITALIAN so I MUST be in the Mafia. (no!)
154) I'm GAY, so all I must think about is SEX.
155) [x] I LOVE old rock bands, so I must be in love with a member who's 40 years older than me. (lkinda, but I know there's no chance. I love them though)
156) [x] I'm HAWAI'IAN so I MUST dance around a bonfire every night. (no, do u realize how much wood and fuel that would waste?)
157) I have an STD, so I MUST sleep with a lot of people.
158) I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
159) [x] I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (nope)
160) [x] I'm a GIRL, so I MUST hate mice and/or snakes. (I like snakes meer than mice)
161) I'm a LIBRARIAN, so I MUST be a strict, ugly old woman who hates kids.
162) [x] I love hugs and kisses from all my vrienden so I must be bi, a slut, of both. (nooooo............)
All these stereotypes are stupid and irrational. Again, I don't agree everyone in each category has these characteristics.
If u want to, u can post what u think of what may be rue for u below. Yeah......
Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If u can read English, u can cook. For Instance. Basic brood stuffing, melt one third cup of boter in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick boter on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How u guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't u wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = u got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new gitaar student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick boter on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How u guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't u wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = u got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new gitaar student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Kate: then she she was all like OH NO u did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!
Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told u not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a seconde ago. well tell me what u think!I am planing on making meer short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
Liz: What's that? Kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told u not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a seconde ago. well tell me what u think!I am planing on making meer short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
1. The coffee-flavored donut.
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school of any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The popcorn ball
12. A singing basketbal (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school of any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The popcorn ball
12. A singing basketbal (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
