yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of u don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.
chapter 1: Cadence
Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy zei she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge muffin on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if no one was there. As they were looking around confused Derpy popped up from behind a counter. “hi!” she chirped excitedly. “hey Derpy.” cadence greeted her. “what do u have planned for us?” Derpy flew over to them in her usual clumsy manor. “we gonna make muffins.” she zei happily as she landed in front of them. “muffins?” Cadence said. Derpy nodded. “just try these two first, u know, samples.” Derpy said, handing them both a muffin. Cadence took a bite out of her muffin. “it's good.” she said. “really good, now what?” Shining armor asked. “well now u take a nap silly fillies!” Derpy zei as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Cadence and Shining armor had confused expressions on their faces but before they could say anything they were out cold.
When Cadence awoke she found that she was on a metal board and was held down door metal rings. They were on all her limbs and her head. She glanced at Shining armor to see he had awoken and was in the same condition. “what's going on?” she asked. He shook his head, just as confused as her. “great you're awake!” Derpy said, coming out of the shadows. “what's going on?” Cadence dared to ask. “well, ya see. I wanted to make my special muffins but I ran out of my extra special ingredient.” Derpy replied. “what ingredient, what are u talking about?!” Shining armor yelled. “you two, silly fillies.” Derpy replied in her normal derpy manor. “nice joke derpy!” Cadence said. “what joke?” Derpy asked. “i haven't made any jokes today.” “let us go! If u don't then the princess will-” he was cut off door Derpy. “the princess will do nothing, she won't know a thing, how long do ya think I've been doing this?” she said, flicking the light on. Bloody body parts were everywhere. Intestines, hearts, livers, bladders, skulls and bones of every kind. The head of queen chrysalis was mounted, still bleeding. Discord's head was right volgende to it. Spike's head was on the ground in a pile of organs. “wh- what is this?” Cadence asked. “no time for explaining, we have to start!” Derpy screamed, holding a tray of knives, saws and axes. “hmmm.” Derpy thought for a few moments before picking a simple butcher mes and a saw. “this is gonna be tricky, I've never really cut off a unicorn horn before.” she said. “oh well.” she shrugged and used the saw on Cadence's horn. She grunted in pain. “ya know, most ponies think unicorns can't fell their horns, that's not true at all.” she zei casually as she sawed. After a few seconden the horn was off. Derpy carefully placed it on the table. volgende she sawed off Shining armors horn. volgende she got the butcher mes and started hacking at Cadence's wings. She tried to close them as she screamed in agony but it was no use. It turned out they were held down too. After the first one was off she hacked away gleefully at the other one. She ignored Cadence's screams as she ripped the wing off. She set the wings down volgende to the horns as she thought about what to do next. Then she picked up a saw. “sorry, but I think the hooves gotta come off.” she zei as she started sawing off one of Cadence's hooves. Cadence screamed in pain as her hoof got peeled off, leaving bloody flesh. Derpy did the same to her other hooves and Shining armors hooves. volgende she took the butcher mes and hacked off their ears. Derpy laughed at their screams of pain. Net she took a sharp, rusty mes and cut their tongues out. They blacked out from the pain.
When they awoke again Derpy was pulling an adrenaline needle from Cadence's chest. Shining armor was already awake. They were crying from the intense pain. “aw, don't be sad, let me dry those tears.” Derpy said, grabbing the same rusty mes that was used to cut out their tongues. volgende she gouged the mes into Cadences eye, ripping in out of the socked. Then she ripped it out of her skull altogether. She did the same to her other eye and Shining armors eyes. volgende she gave them another shot. “this is to take away the pain so u can stay awake for the harvest. u won't see it but you'll feel it.” she explained. After a few minuten of waiting Derpy cut open their abdomen. She started taking out organs one door one. When she was one she cut off their heads and put them on the wall.
chapter 1: Cadence
Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy zei she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge muffin on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if no one was there. As they were looking around confused Derpy popped up from behind a counter. “hi!” she chirped excitedly. “hey Derpy.” cadence greeted her. “what do u have planned for us?” Derpy flew over to them in her usual clumsy manor. “we gonna make muffins.” she zei happily as she landed in front of them. “muffins?” Cadence said. Derpy nodded. “just try these two first, u know, samples.” Derpy said, handing them both a muffin. Cadence took a bite out of her muffin. “it's good.” she said. “really good, now what?” Shining armor asked. “well now u take a nap silly fillies!” Derpy zei as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Cadence and Shining armor had confused expressions on their faces but before they could say anything they were out cold.
When Cadence awoke she found that she was on a metal board and was held down door metal rings. They were on all her limbs and her head. She glanced at Shining armor to see he had awoken and was in the same condition. “what's going on?” she asked. He shook his head, just as confused as her. “great you're awake!” Derpy said, coming out of the shadows. “what's going on?” Cadence dared to ask. “well, ya see. I wanted to make my special muffins but I ran out of my extra special ingredient.” Derpy replied. “what ingredient, what are u talking about?!” Shining armor yelled. “you two, silly fillies.” Derpy replied in her normal derpy manor. “nice joke derpy!” Cadence said. “what joke?” Derpy asked. “i haven't made any jokes today.” “let us go! If u don't then the princess will-” he was cut off door Derpy. “the princess will do nothing, she won't know a thing, how long do ya think I've been doing this?” she said, flicking the light on. Bloody body parts were everywhere. Intestines, hearts, livers, bladders, skulls and bones of every kind. The head of queen chrysalis was mounted, still bleeding. Discord's head was right volgende to it. Spike's head was on the ground in a pile of organs. “wh- what is this?” Cadence asked. “no time for explaining, we have to start!” Derpy screamed, holding a tray of knives, saws and axes. “hmmm.” Derpy thought for a few moments before picking a simple butcher mes and a saw. “this is gonna be tricky, I've never really cut off a unicorn horn before.” she said. “oh well.” she shrugged and used the saw on Cadence's horn. She grunted in pain. “ya know, most ponies think unicorns can't fell their horns, that's not true at all.” she zei casually as she sawed. After a few seconden the horn was off. Derpy carefully placed it on the table. volgende she sawed off Shining armors horn. volgende she got the butcher mes and started hacking at Cadence's wings. She tried to close them as she screamed in agony but it was no use. It turned out they were held down too. After the first one was off she hacked away gleefully at the other one. She ignored Cadence's screams as she ripped the wing off. She set the wings down volgende to the horns as she thought about what to do next. Then she picked up a saw. “sorry, but I think the hooves gotta come off.” she zei as she started sawing off one of Cadence's hooves. Cadence screamed in pain as her hoof got peeled off, leaving bloody flesh. Derpy did the same to her other hooves and Shining armors hooves. volgende she took the butcher mes and hacked off their ears. Derpy laughed at their screams of pain. Net she took a sharp, rusty mes and cut their tongues out. They blacked out from the pain.
When they awoke again Derpy was pulling an adrenaline needle from Cadence's chest. Shining armor was already awake. They were crying from the intense pain. “aw, don't be sad, let me dry those tears.” Derpy said, grabbing the same rusty mes that was used to cut out their tongues. volgende she gouged the mes into Cadences eye, ripping in out of the socked. Then she ripped it out of her skull altogether. She did the same to her other eye and Shining armors eyes. volgende she gave them another shot. “this is to take away the pain so u can stay awake for the harvest. u won't see it but you'll feel it.” she explained. After a few minuten of waiting Derpy cut open their abdomen. She started taking out organs one door one. When she was one she cut off their heads and put them on the wall.
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ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that u have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask vragen to a magic 8 ball and take the antwoorden seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when u find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when u see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that u have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask vragen to a magic 8 ball and take the antwoorden seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when u find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when u see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp appel, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp appel, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws food at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid vragen (ex: What do bibliotheek cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a dag when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who u think she is
*She throws food at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid vragen (ex: What do bibliotheek cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a dag when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who u think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book door its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders of u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id love to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break u down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to u that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating commentaren about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why u like what u do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do u do it? Do u have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever u do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to u that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating commentaren about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why u like what u do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do u do it? Do u have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever u do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent banaan even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banaan is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but u can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a meer stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubs song)
banaan banaan schapen are there vrienden
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banaan is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but u can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a meer stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubs song)
banaan banaan schapen are there vrienden
BANANAS
one dag that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny zei hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first datum ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him home pagina AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO home pagina AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE zei WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE zei COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton candy road like 45 like seconden geleden and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like u like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went home pagina and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like dag in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't u wanna mix cotton candy and popscicles!
That was like a like better like dag in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't u wanna mix cotton candy and popscicles!
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