An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the beer that was hit door an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They zei it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the rozijn, rozijnen for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that u can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a boom is nomadic when it packs up its romp, kofferbak and leaves.
One dag the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a pizza in the socket and get a pizza delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
u can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the beer that was hit door an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They zei it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the rozijn, rozijnen for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that u can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a boom is nomadic when it packs up its romp, kofferbak and leaves.
One dag the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a pizza in the socket and get a pizza delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
u can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
Yeah u know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing rommel, ongewenste in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz u know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing rommel, ongewenste in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz u know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
vrienden - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her random symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
vrienden - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her random symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
vrienden - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Random Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
vrienden - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His random Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know meer than u all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
vrienden - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her random sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
hallo everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that bas, bass door Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a fan club about u and make the artikel their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then door all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. of U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and top, boven me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. u can stuff a hoofdkussen, kussen with the rat vacht, bont on the divan, bank alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. u don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. u can stuff a hoofdkussen, kussen with the rat vacht, bont on the divan, bank alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. u don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)