An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the beer that was hit door an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They zei it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the rozijn, rozijnen for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that u can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a boom is nomadic when it packs up its romp, kofferbak and leaves.
One dag the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a pizza in the socket and get a pizza delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
u can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.
Camels live in Camelfornia.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.
How about the beer that was hit door an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They zei it was a grizzly accident.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the rozijn, rozijnen for living?
In some places fog will never be mist.
Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary and ate him. He was very tender and tasty, yet they were all violently sick afterwards. It shows that u can't keep a good man down.
One can tell that a boom is nomadic when it packs up its romp, kofferbak and leaves.
One dag the wind stopped blowing in Chicago and everyone fell down.
One who does magic tricks with bandages is a wizard of gauze.
Plug a pizza in the socket and get a pizza delight.
Some people say my puns are sleep-inducing, but I keep laudanum anyways.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
u can have too much of a good thing, but since most people think puns are not good things, they can't have too many of them!
*badum tss*
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the hart-, hart of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the brand of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached door the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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1-Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper of self-confidence.
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are bitter but the fruit is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which u can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)
(Robert Frost)
2-The roots of education are bitter but the fruit is sweet.
(Aristotle)
3-Education is the most powerful weapon which u can use to change the future. (Nelson Mandela)
4-Education is not learning of facts , but the training of minds to think. (Albert Einstein)
5-Education is not preparation for life, Education is life
itself (John Dewey)
6-Education is the movement from darkness to light.
(Allan Bloom)
7-The highest result of education is tolerance.
(Helen Keller)