This is door far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...
vragen ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic vragen being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some antwoorden that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can u send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi strand on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much bier you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some dag trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin of Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a jaar and a half geleden to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it veilig to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can u send me a lijst of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do u have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do u celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when u get here.)
Q: Can u give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is melk available all jaar round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and u should be about right)
Q: I have a vraag about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of beer and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where u can make love outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
vragen ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic vragen being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some antwoorden that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can u send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi strand on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much bier you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some dag trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin of Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a jaar and a half geleden to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it veilig to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can u send me a lijst of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do u have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do u celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when u get here.)
Q: Can u give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is melk available all jaar round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and u should be about right)
Q: I have a vraag about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of beer and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where u can make love outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a vulkaan flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Ok today i will tell u 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I love animals
2.I own tons of manga and anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i love writing my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i love going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i love the stars
10.i love to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my vrienden on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink door putting chocolate and bubble gum
The End
I hope u enjoyed!
Exciting!
1.I love animals
2.I own tons of manga and anime dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i love writing my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i love going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i love the stars
10.i love to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my vrienden on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink door putting chocolate and bubble gum
The End
I hope u enjoyed!
BERLIN (Reuters) – A vos, fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of meer than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities zei Friday.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's hol, den and found a trove of schoeisel down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," zei a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a feeks, "vixen" stal them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's hol, den and found a trove of schoeisel down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.
"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," zei a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a feeks, "vixen" stal them for her cubs to play with."
Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.