This is door far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...
vragen ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic vragen being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some antwoorden that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can u send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi strand on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much bier you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some dag trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin of Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a jaar and a half geleden to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it veilig to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can u send me a lijst of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do u have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do u celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when u get here.)
Q: Can u give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is melk available all jaar round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and u should be about right)
Q: I have a vraag about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of beer and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where u can make love outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
vragen ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic vragen being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some antwoorden that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can u send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi strand on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much bier you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some dag trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin of Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a jaar and a half geleden to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it veilig to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can u send me a lijst of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do u have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do u celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when u get here.)
Q: Can u give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is melk available all jaar round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and u should be about right)
Q: I have a vraag about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of beer and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where u can make love outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first vraag what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of boeken do u read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d u go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do u like to hum of sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first vraag what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of boeken do u read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d u go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gothic style!
Reporter:What do u like to hum of sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with meer wise words.
a wise man once zei (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) zei a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my vrienden the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope u do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I zei befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see u in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once zei (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) zei a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my vrienden the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope u do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I zei befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see u in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if u love anime and Twilight,
then u are going to love this!
-They are making an anime series of the saga!
meer and meer the rumor of an anime Twilight toon is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!
Sent in door (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests u could try
1: Ask really stupid vragen like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so u can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them u know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask u for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as u can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid vragen like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so u can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them u know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask u for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as u can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
The Wolf Pack
This is a My Little pony fan fiction. If u do not like colorful horses with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten meer popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
continue reading...
Song: link
This fan fiction was created in association with...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten meer popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
This is a My Little pony fan fiction. If u don't like talking horses that come in different colors, please run for your life.
At a classic car toon in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting door his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting door his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, of u will be killed door a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
continue reading...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
At a classic car toon in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting door his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting door his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, of u will be killed door a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
