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posted by Cantwait4book5

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn u zei the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your boeken are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear America,
u produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than u can.
Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of vis in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985

Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that vlot for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little driehoek

Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare

Dear Soccer Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God

Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Santa,
Please tell me how u managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to kom bij the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All u had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan

Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet

Dear vos, fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed

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johncenaw85oi lol dat is brill:)

xxXsk8trXxx I LOVE DBPD

Insane4ever Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha...ok im done....no wait...hahahahahahaahhaahaahahhaahahhaahahahah

XxEmolovexX LOL

missing_99 The Tiger Woods and Santa one was hilarious.:) They were all hilarious!

XxEmolovexX i loved the skinny jeans one, the twilight fans, the sleeping beauty, the santa, the beiber one, the usa one and the 2010 one

teamsalvatore98 love all of em the guys skinny eans one cracked me up, even tho all my friends are guys and they wear skinny eans. i only have like three freinds that are girls and other five are dudes and that isnt even including my bf's friends.he has no friends that r girls that he didnt meet through me xD

cullengirl00 they are all so funny

RoohWinchester "Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google" LOL!♥

BlackSunshine LMFAO

LinaHarrow HAHA! I liked: Dear Noah, Dear Voldemort, Dear Yahoo, Dear girls who have been dumped, Dear Saturn, Dear Rubik's Cube, Dear Martin Luther King Jr., Dear Fox News, Can I steal the Michel Jackson/Voldie one for my motto? Please!

Hot_n_cold lmao I love the ninth one the most. xD

mcrkilljoygirl Hahaha xD

KilledbyanAngel This was awesome :D Btw people who want more stuff like this should try www.dearblankpleaseblank.com Great site for funny letters (: Actually a few of these are from there!

KilledbyanAngel Lol, like on that site there's this one: Dear Obama, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Franklin D Roosevelt had one of the best economic recoveries of all time. Of all time! Sincerely, Kanye West

Cantwait4book5 KillbyanAngel ^ hahahahaha lol I love that one ... thats epic as XD

lela666 omg this is soo funny lol

IntrepidKeris Love the vuvezula one!

Vocaloidcode01 Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google I don't know, let's Yahoo! it. Not anymore. XD

nevenkastar I still like Miley =P

ChimbleySweep LOL

faulknernolan This is hilarious. Fall guys is an online game where a group of contestants race against each other. Overcome many unruly opponents and fight to the end for the crown.

emmausa The books you recommend are all very good and their contents are varied. retro bowl

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Stop The World

posted by nmdis

"Stop The World"

I don't know why, I don't know why I'm so afraid
I don't know how, I don't know how to fix the pain
We're livin' a lie, livin' a lie; this needs to change
We're out of time, we're out of time and its still the same

We can't stop the world, but there's so much meer that we could do
u can't stop this girl from falling meer in love with you
u zei 'nobody has to know',
Give us time to grow, and take it slow
But I'd stop the world, if it'd finally let us be alone
Let us be alone

I'm hearing the noise, hearing the noise from all around
I'm on the edge, I'm on the edge of breaking...

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Eiko Shimamiya: "Higurashi no Naku Koro ni" - English & Romanji Lyrics

posted by IllusionDolls

Behind where I looked back (Who's in the front?)
I raised my claws at the darkness (and ripped the night apart)

Amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo
Tsutaiochiru
Mou doko ni mo kaeru basho ga nai nara

Raindrops turn into droplets of blood
and run down my cheeks
If there isn't a place for me to return anywhere anymore

Kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
Sono yubi goto tsuretette ageru
Higurashi ga naku akazu no mori e
Ato modori wa mou dekinai

Take these fingers, my fingers
I'll take all your fingers away
To the unopenable forest where cicadas cry
There's no turning back anymore

Hitorizutsu...

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25 words that should be used as official slang

posted by gabriellel93

I'm bored so this artikel is random anyways...

1. Like- it makes u seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- u have to have meer words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane of out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what u call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, u have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...

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u Know You're From Wisconsin If...

posted by ppgcowgirl

1. u can name meer types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean u would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a seconde thought.

4. Everyone u know listens to country muziek like a seconde religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people commentaar on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", u know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...

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My top, boven 10 anime couples!

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1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I love this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I love the way
ed told her " i will give u half of my
life if u give me half yours". Than
winry zei "how about i give u all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
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English Voice Actor Similarities Between Hetalia and Soul Eater

posted by Me_Iz_Here

I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.

Italy and Kid 
Narrator and Liz
 Greece and Spirit
 Chibitalia and Yumi 
America and Justin 
England and Harvar
 France and Giriko 
Russia and the clowns 
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
 Hungary and Medusa
 Liechtenstein and Patty
 Belarus and Tsubaki 
Lithuania and Ox
 Sweden and Mifune
 Sealand and Crona 
Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.