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posted by Cantwait4book5

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn u zei the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your boeken are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear America,
u produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than u can.
Sincerely, Spiders

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of vis in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985

Dear Justin Bieber,
Ariel would really love her voice back.
Sincerely, King Triton

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that vlot for the both of us.
Sincerely, Jack

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little driehoek

Dear Taylor Swift,
If it is of any interest to you, Romeo and Juliet both kill themselves in the end.
Sincerely, Shakespeare

Dear Soccer Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God

Dear Rubik's Cube,
Done!
Sincerely, Colorblind

Dear Santa,
Please tell me how u managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods

Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
I. Can't. Breathe.
Sincerely, Your Balls

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream... What now?
Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to kom bij the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All u had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan

Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet

Dear vos, fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed

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johncenaw85oi lol dat is brill:)

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Insane4ever Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha...ok im done....no wait...hahahahahahaahhaahaahahhaahahhaahahahah

XxEmolovexX LOL

missing_99 The Tiger Woods and Santa one was hilarious.:) They were all hilarious!

XxEmolovexX i loved the skinny jeans one, the twilight fans, the sleeping beauty, the santa, the beiber one, the usa one and the 2010 one

teamsalvatore98 love all of em the guys skinny eans one cracked me up, even tho all my friends are guys and they wear skinny eans. i only have like three freinds that are girls and other five are dudes and that isnt even including my bf's friends.he has no friends that r girls that he didnt meet through me xD

cullengirl00 they are all so funny

RoohWinchester "Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google" LOL!♥

BlackSunshine LMFAO

LinaHarrow HAHA! I liked: Dear Noah, Dear Voldemort, Dear Yahoo, Dear girls who have been dumped, Dear Saturn, Dear Rubik's Cube, Dear Martin Luther King Jr., Dear Fox News, Can I steal the Michel Jackson/Voldie one for my motto? Please!

Hot_n_cold lmao I love the ninth one the most. xD

mcrkilljoygirl Hahaha xD

KilledbyanAngel This was awesome :D Btw people who want more stuff like this should try www.dearblankpleaseblank.com Great site for funny letters (: Actually a few of these are from there!

KilledbyanAngel Lol, like on that site there's this one: Dear Obama, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Franklin D Roosevelt had one of the best economic recoveries of all time. Of all time! Sincerely, Kanye West

Cantwait4book5 KillbyanAngel ^ hahahahaha lol I love that one ... thats epic as XD

lela666 omg this is soo funny lol

IntrepidKeris Love the vuvezula one!

Vocaloidcode01 Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google I don't know, let's Yahoo! it. Not anymore. XD

nevenkastar I still like Miley =P

ChimbleySweep LOL

faulknernolan This is hilarious. Fall guys is an online game where a group of contestants race against each other. Overcome many unruly opponents and fight to the end for the crown.

emmausa The books you recommend are all very good and their contents are varied. retro bowl

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The toon SpongeBob Squarepants linked to attention problems and learning.

posted by carsfan

The toon SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning

The toon SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed door a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine minuten of the toon may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob of Caillou, in which afbeeldingen change meer slowly, of to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: Lets Solve The Mistery Gang

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy beer on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some food while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the keuken-, keuken and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the keuken-, keuken was when Tina got home pagina she saw what the keuken-, keuken was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their home pagina the Teddy beer was hiding in the keuken-, keuken cupboard as it chuckled...

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some things about guys

posted by chattycandy

Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like u for a minute, and then forget u afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are u doing something?" of "Have u eaten already?" are the first usual vragen a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all dag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....

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Barbara Streisand door eend Sauce Lyrics

posted by myareid17

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A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice dag To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the gras to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

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Bleach Quotes

posted by invadercalliope

I hope u enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all u opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't u see, the resolve to cut u reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...

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The Worlds Greatest Song Tribute Lyrics

posted by wolfgirl985

*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*

So, long geleden me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and zei "OK!"
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Once every thousand years of so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...

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MY TEACHER IS SO COOL

posted by jessicamc26

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meer stuff to do on boring days

posted by miniabby33

1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a eend
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents

commentaar tell your vrienden then I will make meer spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I love making these for u so comment. All the commentaren I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm writing all this cuz I need a longer artikel so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns

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Dragonball - Funny Perverted Bulma Moments - Pilaf Saga

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Why I hate Disney Channel (and to a lesser extent, Justin Bieber)

posted by hatelarxene

No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have u watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash films like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer....

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Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part II of II)

posted by Windwakerguy430

hallo there, and welcome to part 2 of this dumb idea that I had. Obscure 80s slasher films. None of the populair stuff. If u haven’t seen me talk about the first sixteen films yet, go check that artikel out, cause there’s comparisons u might miss of something. Anyway, let’s get on with the final fifteen

#15: Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)

Okay, first things first. Yes, I know the advertising name for this film is Nightmares. However, that name is super generic and I don’t care, so we’re going door it’s alternate name. Secondly, this is another one of those video nasty...

Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part I of II)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of jaar again. The Halloween season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And u know what that means? That means it’s another jaar for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher films came out that decade. u got Jason Vorhees,...

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Student Forgets To Turn Off Voice Changer

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Merry Freakin' Christmas - dag 22: Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay so a quick toon of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Japan containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, of at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced door Samuel L. Jackson, muziek was done door RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the anime itself was animated door Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...

An old Nightmare on Elms straat spoof I made

posted by Canada24

Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored door a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized handschoen weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told u if u keep falling asleep, their gonna kick u outta here"...