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posted by MineTurtle

BTW, this isn't mine. It was originally written door XxEmolovexX. Copied word for word.

Dad comes home pagina drunk and mad.
He pulls out a gun.
And shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself.

The little girl sits behind the couch, crying.

The police came and took the little girl to an orphanage.

She walks into the bedroom, and there is a picture of Jesus on the cross.

Girl: How did that man get off that?
Teacher: He didn't
Girl: Yes he did!
Teacher: No he didn't
Girl: Yes he did! He always sat volgende to me when my parents fought, and he told me everything would be okay.

Post this as 'Jesus story' (any place)?
Don't ignore this.

64 percent of u won't re-post this.

u never know who might be watching. Remember: the Bible says If u deny Jesus in front of your friends, He will deny u in front of his Father.

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The Awesomest Thing I've Ever Wrote!

posted by 16falloutboy

This world will fall under the hands of evil, darkness and shadows shall destroy this world.....the ultimate power of the darkness shall prevail. All of my enemies shall be destroyed door this darkness...Only the worthy people will survive. All of the not worthy people shall be enslaved door the twisted turns of the darkness. Animals will be turned meer scarier...some humans will become frightful......and I shall have the ultimate power!, let brand and ice come alive along with darkness.....dragons shall rise and inhabit this planet....The skies will turn black and red and the ground will turn to metal.......robot unicorns will dance...the dance of....evil...Heavy Metal will come alive and there will be peace among every awesome human on this Earth....come and kom bij me as I take over this silly little planet....everyone will bow down to me and only me,.....I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!, mwhahahaha >:)

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artikel I Wrote About Being Hated

posted by AnimeFan66

In my opnion when it comes to friendship it means that u and the people u care about stick together for periods of time until u get to know one another.

However, not a lot of people are like this. In my case, I may have over a dozen fans but a percentage of them even talk to me nor do they know who I am and what I meant to be on here for. Don't get me wrong a few of the fans I have are very nice to me. Whenver I talk to them I always feel welcomed, safe, secured, and better. But when I am being treated unfairly of being abused of played around it makes me angry, sad, depressed, and unhappy....

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Marriage Quotes door Men

posted by karpach_14

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'

Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if u get home pagina before I do, leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...

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Please Stop Animal Cruelty!

posted by AngelVicki427

I put up this artikel just to inform u on how horrible animaal cruelty is, not to be negative of anything.
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One rapidly growing concept is animal cruelty.
Animal cruelty simply means cruel unwarranted treatment of animals. Such treatment generally has a single point program - to subject animals and sometimes pets to unnecessary harm and pain. One major type of animal cruelty is torture.
Neglect and abandonment are the most common forms of companion animal abuse in the United States.
Scientists estimate that 100 species go extinct every day! That's...

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chicken and a horse joke

posted by jessicamc26

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car vooruit, voorwaarts saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If u are hung like a horse, u don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

On The Block Episode 18

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our toon today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see u again....

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blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Blonde Cop

This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her portemonnee and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do u have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known u were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”

Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications...

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Desktop Fun Prank

posted by australia-101

Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If u know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, of always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.

You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills

How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with of without apps running of photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If u are decent with using photoshop...

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Loyalty Quotes

posted by IloveMyLord

The scholar does not consider goud and jade to be precious treasures, but loyalty and good faith.
Confucius
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain of freed a human soul.
Mark Twain
An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
Elbert Green Hubbard

Loyalty means nothing unless it has at its hart-, hart the absolute principle of self-sacrifice.
Woodrow T. Wilson
Loyalty ... is a realization that America was born of revolt, flourished in dissent, became great through experimentation.
Henry S. Commager
Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from...

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How to be annoying at a Funeral

posted by ShadowProve13

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until u find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit u first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of u shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give u a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask if he can sneak him into the coffin.

Put a hard-boiled egg in the mouth of the...

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Why Guys Love Girls ?

posted by JonasLuver1

Why Guys Love Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they kiss u ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though u both know she’s the most beautiful...

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How to be Random

posted by KateKicksAss

This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!

Of course, if u are TRULY random, u shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever u may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases of monologues of pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of vrienden of logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if u got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and u can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...

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10 THINGS PEOPLE DO THAT ARE ANNOYING

posted by gabriellel93

1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if u don't look like a movie ster because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because u love to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much food in one dag you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If u want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then u throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if u don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone u may never see again of someone...

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I need help

posted by XxKeithHarkinxX

jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do u want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if u actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but u say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving u now after u keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...

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50 Fun Things To Do At Walmart

posted by selenagomezfan7

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuut intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people u can get to kom bij in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department door sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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Amnesia part 3:i call my self....

posted by Insane4ever

hallo so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if u didnt see the vorige 2 parts u have a button under the artikel 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....

Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...

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christmas vragen and asnwers

posted by karpach_14

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most populair wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do u get when u kruis a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do u get when u kruis an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...

Changes

posted by milorox18

"Friends forever‚" u promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ u were door my side.
When I was scared‚ u felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ u were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ u were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful muziek reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...

Canada24's top, boven 4 guilty pleasure games

posted by Canada24

1: KANE AND LYNCH DEADMEN:
This game was my childhood.. Somehow, admittedly my parents were very loose, long as we knew it was fake we were allowed to play violent video games. of least we liked to sneak them as mom and dad didn't much pay attention to what we did in that regard.. Anyway the best way to play this game is the same way it's best to play Army of Two of Left 4 Dead, play it 2 player, with a close friend.. That's why I have so many fond memories, it's not the game itself but the memories of playing it with friends.. I have never played the sequel, but don't much want to either.....