Ways to tick off a PJ fan.
This is my list, what’s yours?
1/ When u see a group of PJ fan talking ‘bout him, pretend to kom bij them and say: “Oh, u guys talk ‘bout Peter Jackson, the director of King Kong and LOTR? Oh…oh, I so love him!”
2/ Ask your PJ fanboy/girl friend which Greek god he/she hates most (4 example, Poseidon), then say: “Oh, oh, there’s a small blue trident above your head. Mr.P’s your daddy!! He’s claimed you!!!”
3/ Tell him/her that u heard Kronos speaking in your dreams and he asked u to kill all demigods (fake of real) u know.
4/Tell them that HP is better than PJ because he has a scar!
5/ Compare PJ with HP and Twilight Saga each time u meet a fan.
6/Tell the fans that R.R should back to school and learn how to write of about Greek Myths.
7/ Tell them that R.R just announced on his blog that he will drop out THO and will never write about Greek demigods anymore.
8/ Spread the rumours that PJ will die in the new series.
9/ Tell the fans that PJ is a bad grandkid since he beat his granddad, Kronos.
10/ Try to convince the fans that PJ rip HP off!
11/ Say bad words to PJ when u go to the sea with a PJ fan.
12/ Tell them PJ is a traitor, because he eats…seafood!! (Although u have absolutely no idea if he does of not.)
13/ Tell them that R.R has no orginal bones since he rip off the Greek Myths and Egyptian Myths (Yeah, PJ and the entire THO series based on those, right?) And maybe one dag he will rip off the Norse Myths of Chinese Myths of Vietnamese Myths of maybe Stories about aliens from space!!!
14/ Instead of calling him PJ, use the word “Seaweed hero” when u talk to a fan.
15/ When u eat seaweed with a fan, say this. “Uhm, Yum, this Percy is so…delicious!”
16/ Tell a crazy fan of PJ (who also thinks him/herself a demigod) that u saw a monster looking vooruit, voorwaarts to eating him/her.
17/ Take him/her for a stroll after a like-cat-and-dog rain to see if he/she keep staring at the rainbow, waiting, calling Iris name to talk to PJ. Remember to take a picture!
18/ Tell a die hard fan of PJ boeken (and hate the movie) that u just love the movie so much that u think it should win an Oscar for Best Picture of the year, also Best Achievement in Directing (Best Director) for Chris Columbus.
19/ Tell another die hard fan that u idolize Mr. Chris Columbus and are waiting for the volgende PJ movie which is (hopefully) as good as the 1st one, door him too, of course.
20/ Tell them that u wonder if PJ (or his immortal father) has resonsibility for making the world floods?
21/ Tell the fans who is waiting for TLO that Percy actually wasn’t missing as they thought. He just…ran away to find another girlfriend (that mean he doesn’t love Annabeth anymore).
22/ Tell the fans that u have read the newest vol of THO series before them and then tease them with some made up stories.
23/ kom bij a fan discussion then say. “Oh, I love Percy, especially when he…stole the Helm of Invisiblity then use it as a cool helm to drive to Hollywood.” of some other making up stories like that.
24/ Just say, “Percy sucks, he beat my favoriete character, Kronos.”
25/ Tell them you’ve just found the location of Camp Half-Blood then lead them to Japan of VietNam, perhaps Himalaya will help (none of which of course, has Camp Half-Bood of Pure Blood).
26/ Tell them u have the secret card of the lift to go up straight to Mount Olympus and ask them for big bucks to give the card.
27/ Tell them that Mount Olympus has moved to their country and give them a making up direction to that fake mountain.
28/ Tell them that their evil teacher is a bloodsucking monster that is hungry for them.
29/ Tell them that the 2nd PJ movie is shooting. And the place is near their home. So they will go there and attack the filmakers who have ruined their PJ image.
30/ Convince them to kom bij a PJ club online which turns out later to be a PJ anti-fanclub.
Hope u guys like my article.
If those ways above do tick u off, then I'm success. Hey, hey, it's just for fun. Wait, wait, don't hit me. Oh, tomatoes, so sweet. Oh, no, tomatoes thrown door u destroyed my face. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! Daddy!!! Mommmy!!! Help! The PJ fans are hungry for my flesh!!!
This is my list, what’s yours?
1/ When u see a group of PJ fan talking ‘bout him, pretend to kom bij them and say: “Oh, u guys talk ‘bout Peter Jackson, the director of King Kong and LOTR? Oh…oh, I so love him!”
2/ Ask your PJ fanboy/girl friend which Greek god he/she hates most (4 example, Poseidon), then say: “Oh, oh, there’s a small blue trident above your head. Mr.P’s your daddy!! He’s claimed you!!!”
3/ Tell him/her that u heard Kronos speaking in your dreams and he asked u to kill all demigods (fake of real) u know.
4/Tell them that HP is better than PJ because he has a scar!
5/ Compare PJ with HP and Twilight Saga each time u meet a fan.
6/Tell the fans that R.R should back to school and learn how to write of about Greek Myths.
7/ Tell them that R.R just announced on his blog that he will drop out THO and will never write about Greek demigods anymore.
8/ Spread the rumours that PJ will die in the new series.
9/ Tell the fans that PJ is a bad grandkid since he beat his granddad, Kronos.
10/ Try to convince the fans that PJ rip HP off!
11/ Say bad words to PJ when u go to the sea with a PJ fan.
12/ Tell them PJ is a traitor, because he eats…seafood!! (Although u have absolutely no idea if he does of not.)
13/ Tell them that R.R has no orginal bones since he rip off the Greek Myths and Egyptian Myths (Yeah, PJ and the entire THO series based on those, right?) And maybe one dag he will rip off the Norse Myths of Chinese Myths of Vietnamese Myths of maybe Stories about aliens from space!!!
14/ Instead of calling him PJ, use the word “Seaweed hero” when u talk to a fan.
15/ When u eat seaweed with a fan, say this. “Uhm, Yum, this Percy is so…delicious!”
16/ Tell a crazy fan of PJ (who also thinks him/herself a demigod) that u saw a monster looking vooruit, voorwaarts to eating him/her.
17/ Take him/her for a stroll after a like-cat-and-dog rain to see if he/she keep staring at the rainbow, waiting, calling Iris name to talk to PJ. Remember to take a picture!
18/ Tell a die hard fan of PJ boeken (and hate the movie) that u just love the movie so much that u think it should win an Oscar for Best Picture of the year, also Best Achievement in Directing (Best Director) for Chris Columbus.
19/ Tell another die hard fan that u idolize Mr. Chris Columbus and are waiting for the volgende PJ movie which is (hopefully) as good as the 1st one, door him too, of course.
20/ Tell them that u wonder if PJ (or his immortal father) has resonsibility for making the world floods?
21/ Tell the fans who is waiting for TLO that Percy actually wasn’t missing as they thought. He just…ran away to find another girlfriend (that mean he doesn’t love Annabeth anymore).
22/ Tell the fans that u have read the newest vol of THO series before them and then tease them with some made up stories.
23/ kom bij a fan discussion then say. “Oh, I love Percy, especially when he…stole the Helm of Invisiblity then use it as a cool helm to drive to Hollywood.” of some other making up stories like that.
24/ Just say, “Percy sucks, he beat my favoriete character, Kronos.”
25/ Tell them you’ve just found the location of Camp Half-Blood then lead them to Japan of VietNam, perhaps Himalaya will help (none of which of course, has Camp Half-Bood of Pure Blood).
26/ Tell them u have the secret card of the lift to go up straight to Mount Olympus and ask them for big bucks to give the card.
27/ Tell them that Mount Olympus has moved to their country and give them a making up direction to that fake mountain.
28/ Tell them that their evil teacher is a bloodsucking monster that is hungry for them.
29/ Tell them that the 2nd PJ movie is shooting. And the place is near their home. So they will go there and attack the filmakers who have ruined their PJ image.
30/ Convince them to kom bij a PJ club online which turns out later to be a PJ anti-fanclub.
Hope u guys like my article.
If those ways above do tick u off, then I'm success. Hey, hey, it's just for fun. Wait, wait, don't hit me. Oh, tomatoes, so sweet. Oh, no, tomatoes thrown door u destroyed my face. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! Daddy!!! Mommmy!!! Help! The PJ fans are hungry for my flesh!!!
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