u Know You’re Addicted To The Phantom Of The Opera When…
DISCLAIMER: I wrote some of these, but the majority of them were written door the folks at phantomoftheopera.com. link.
…When every single story your teacher asks u to write turns into a Phantom fic.
…When even your friends' vrienden know about your obsession and warn THEIR vrienden not to ask if Phantom's a musical of an opera.
…When u print out drawings of Leroux Erik door yourself and some of your favoriete artists on DA, cut them out so u get a paper doll, and put them in a book, and carry them everywhere u go, and u speak to them when u are alone.
…Same thing with a Barbie doll who survived a nose operation and was painted in yellow door you.
…When u get bored and decide to make a POTO ringtone with your phone's voice recorder.
...And zei ringtone is Michael Crawford's evil laughter at the end of the All I Ask of u Reprise.
…You and your friend make Michael Crawford T-shrits and plan to wear them to school on January 19th (his birthday).
…You frame the playbill from your first time.
…You’re blasting metal at top, boven volume on your iPod and suddenly drop everything (literally) because u think u saw someone mouth the word Phantom.
…Your teacher gives u a paper plate for koekjes, cookies at a class Christmas party and u can't stop twitching until u borrow your friend's exacto mes and cut it into Erik's mask. And wear it proudly for the rest of the day.
…You make all of the characters from POTO on the Sims and even design a house for Erik with a coffin for a bed and a "torture-chamber."
…Whenever u see someone sitting volgende u that u are not personally acquainted with, u doodle the mask logo on a piece of scratch paper in hopes that if they just happen to be a phan, they will see that u are one as well.
…All u can think of are different ways to seduce Michael Crawford.
…You are constantly thinking up theories on how Michael Crawford could somehow visit your house.
…All of the aforementioned theories end in...intimacies between yourself and Michael Crawford.
…You see a license plate with the letters "PMC," and the first thing u think of is "Phantom - Michael Crawford."
…You write sentences for your vocabulary homework, and all the sentences have to do with POTO.
…You carry a battered copy of Leroux's novel with u everywhere and try to get anyone and everyone to read it.
…Religious nuts ask u WWJD? u immediately reply with well.....WWED?
…You draw a tiny mask with ketchup on your cheeseburger, and mustard for yellow eyes.
…You have an oh so wonderful phantom desktop that u tend to stare at for at least ten minuten before actually doing anything on the computer, usually forgetting the original purpose u had opening the thing in the first place.
…You're looking at this lijst and saying "I've done that and that and..."
...You buy a lighter at a gas station even though you'd never use it except to light candles, just because it has a schorpioen, scorpion on it and u thought "OMG! Like the schorpioen, scorpion and the grasshopper!"
...You've seen it 643 times, kept count and are still counting despite the fact u want to blow your brains out every time Emmy sings.
…Or if you’re JustHuddy, when Patrick Wilson sings (see above).
…You are irrationally afraid of grasshoppers, but spiders and scorpions don't frighten u a bit.
...You paint your nails black (or red) with little white half masks.
...You read the Leroux novel twice a week and try to memorize it!
...You plan on playing "Think of Me" on your flute for a solo festival coming up.
...For your art project u make a sculpture of The Paris Opera house.
...You don't speak but u make distinctive hand motions on Lon Chaney's birthday.
...Your favoriete Greek god is Apollo
...You sunbathe while wearing a half-mask so you'll have a Phantom tanline.
...When u hear something that sounds VERY vaguely like Phantom and all of a sudden you're like "WHAT?! PHANTOM WHAT?!"
DISCLAIMER: I wrote some of these, but the majority of them were written door the folks at phantomoftheopera.com. link.
…When every single story your teacher asks u to write turns into a Phantom fic.
…When even your friends' vrienden know about your obsession and warn THEIR vrienden not to ask if Phantom's a musical of an opera.
…When u print out drawings of Leroux Erik door yourself and some of your favoriete artists on DA, cut them out so u get a paper doll, and put them in a book, and carry them everywhere u go, and u speak to them when u are alone.
…Same thing with a Barbie doll who survived a nose operation and was painted in yellow door you.
…When u get bored and decide to make a POTO ringtone with your phone's voice recorder.
...And zei ringtone is Michael Crawford's evil laughter at the end of the All I Ask of u Reprise.
…You and your friend make Michael Crawford T-shrits and plan to wear them to school on January 19th (his birthday).
…You frame the playbill from your first time.
…You’re blasting metal at top, boven volume on your iPod and suddenly drop everything (literally) because u think u saw someone mouth the word Phantom.
…Your teacher gives u a paper plate for koekjes, cookies at a class Christmas party and u can't stop twitching until u borrow your friend's exacto mes and cut it into Erik's mask. And wear it proudly for the rest of the day.
…You make all of the characters from POTO on the Sims and even design a house for Erik with a coffin for a bed and a "torture-chamber."
…Whenever u see someone sitting volgende u that u are not personally acquainted with, u doodle the mask logo on a piece of scratch paper in hopes that if they just happen to be a phan, they will see that u are one as well.
…All u can think of are different ways to seduce Michael Crawford.
…You are constantly thinking up theories on how Michael Crawford could somehow visit your house.
…All of the aforementioned theories end in...intimacies between yourself and Michael Crawford.
…You see a license plate with the letters "PMC," and the first thing u think of is "Phantom - Michael Crawford."
…You write sentences for your vocabulary homework, and all the sentences have to do with POTO.
…You carry a battered copy of Leroux's novel with u everywhere and try to get anyone and everyone to read it.
…Religious nuts ask u WWJD? u immediately reply with well.....WWED?
…You draw a tiny mask with ketchup on your cheeseburger, and mustard for yellow eyes.
…You have an oh so wonderful phantom desktop that u tend to stare at for at least ten minuten before actually doing anything on the computer, usually forgetting the original purpose u had opening the thing in the first place.
…You're looking at this lijst and saying "I've done that and that and..."
...You buy a lighter at a gas station even though you'd never use it except to light candles, just because it has a schorpioen, scorpion on it and u thought "OMG! Like the schorpioen, scorpion and the grasshopper!"
...You've seen it 643 times, kept count and are still counting despite the fact u want to blow your brains out every time Emmy sings.
…Or if you’re JustHuddy, when Patrick Wilson sings (see above).
…You are irrationally afraid of grasshoppers, but spiders and scorpions don't frighten u a bit.
...You paint your nails black (or red) with little white half masks.
...You read the Leroux novel twice a week and try to memorize it!
...You plan on playing "Think of Me" on your flute for a solo festival coming up.
...For your art project u make a sculpture of The Paris Opera house.
...You don't speak but u make distinctive hand motions on Lon Chaney's birthday.
...Your favoriete Greek god is Apollo
...You sunbathe while wearing a half-mask so you'll have a Phantom tanline.
...When u hear something that sounds VERY vaguely like Phantom and all of a sudden you're like "WHAT?! PHANTOM WHAT?!"
