In this fanfic, Duncan is making a video to toon to all of the slash fans explaining why he doesn't like Harold...
WARNING: This contains slash, as in a boy/boy pairing. DuncanxHarold. Don't like it, don't read it.
Genre: Humor/Romance
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The video flashes on, revealing Duncan sitting at a chair in a room that's painted mostly black and green. He's glaring at the camera when he begins to speak.
Okay, so I've been going on fansites recently. Yeah, that's right-- fanfiction.com of fanpop.net of whatever the hell it's called. DevilArt and all that crap. I was grounded (again) for setting brand to the trash in the garbage can (again) so I had nothing to do. What? I was told to take it out, and I got rid of it. As long as it's gone, who cares what I did to it?
Point is, I snuck on my bratty little sister's laptop and looked up the websites she was visiting. A bunch of u people-- fangirls-- were whining about how I dumped Courtney. Some other chicks were all happy 'cause I'm with Gwen. u people talk about me a lot. It's kind of creepy. Every two seconden someone calls me a jack ezel of 'super hawt'. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah.
So I go on and I look for people who aren't talking about me and Courtney of Gwen. And u know what I find? DuncanxHarold.
WHAT. THE. HELL. Seriously, are u people insane? You've been watching Izzy too much! You've all gone totally psycho-crazy if u think I like Harold. I'd rather be with Heather! At least she's hot... And a chick. But since I know a bunch of u 'slashers' of whatever you're called are gonna think I'm lying, I've made this: five reasons that I DON'T like Harold McGrady.
1. He's a dork!
u think that a punk and a dork can get together? No! He's all about science and grades and crap. The most scientific thing I've done this week is spell the word 'scientific' correctly just now. And even then I used the spell check! Yeah, he's smart of whatever, but... I don't like smart people. Just because Gwen and Courtney are smart doesn't mean that it's something I look for... Because it's NOT.
2. Harold's annoying as hell!
Every two seconden he says something about some old person who no one knows. I hate that! And I swear, the volgende time I here him say "Gosh!" I'm going to drown him in the ocean. How come in all your stupid fanfiction u make it look like I think that's "cute"? I don't! Yeah, I smile whenever he says it, but... but... That's only because I like it when he's miserable!
3. He likes LeShawna!
Harold, for whatever reason, likes that ghetto pudding monster. Which means that we aren't dating. Okay, maybe this point is meer about how Harold doesn't like me. I don't care, it's all the same. He doesn't like me, he's crushing on that fat traitor. Done deal. What? I'm not jealous of anything! I just hate LeShawna. That's all.
4. He's ugly!
Harold is skinny, boney, and has freckles. Courtney's make her kind of hot, but that's totally different because she's a chick. I don't think that Harold's freckles are cute... I really don't. And for those of u who think that he's "cute in a dorky way," you're insane. He's hideous. Not cute. Nope.
5. I'm not gay!
I like girls, okay? I've made out with Courtney and Gwen. I've been to juvie, for God's sake! No one who's been to prison is gay! Well, except for Chef maybe, but he wears dresses so that doesn't count. What I'm trying to say is this: even if I did secretly think that Harold is cute, smart, and funny, I'm straight. Besides, he's all about LeFugly, so he clearly doesn't like me... But I don't care.
Okay. Maybe I care a little, but that doesn't mean anything because I still like girls... Most of the time. Wait, what? Oh, crap, how do u erase the tape?
Duncan messes with the camera a little, but it just moves around and gets staticy. u can faintly hear him saying, "Why am I doing this live, damnit?" before the video comes back on. He rolls his eyes.
Ah, f**k it. u all get the point. And don't start off with that "You're obviously bi" stier crap. I get enough of that from my stupid sister, I don't need it from you. Even though it might be tr... Wait, no, it's not true. Because I don't like Harold.
Well, not that much.
God, I hope Gwen never sees this video.
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WARNING: This contains slash, as in a boy/boy pairing. DuncanxHarold. Don't like it, don't read it.
Genre: Humor/Romance
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The video flashes on, revealing Duncan sitting at a chair in a room that's painted mostly black and green. He's glaring at the camera when he begins to speak.
Okay, so I've been going on fansites recently. Yeah, that's right-- fanfiction.com of fanpop.net of whatever the hell it's called. DevilArt and all that crap. I was grounded (again) for setting brand to the trash in the garbage can (again) so I had nothing to do. What? I was told to take it out, and I got rid of it. As long as it's gone, who cares what I did to it?
Point is, I snuck on my bratty little sister's laptop and looked up the websites she was visiting. A bunch of u people-- fangirls-- were whining about how I dumped Courtney. Some other chicks were all happy 'cause I'm with Gwen. u people talk about me a lot. It's kind of creepy. Every two seconden someone calls me a jack ezel of 'super hawt'. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah.
So I go on and I look for people who aren't talking about me and Courtney of Gwen. And u know what I find? DuncanxHarold.
WHAT. THE. HELL. Seriously, are u people insane? You've been watching Izzy too much! You've all gone totally psycho-crazy if u think I like Harold. I'd rather be with Heather! At least she's hot... And a chick. But since I know a bunch of u 'slashers' of whatever you're called are gonna think I'm lying, I've made this: five reasons that I DON'T like Harold McGrady.
1. He's a dork!
u think that a punk and a dork can get together? No! He's all about science and grades and crap. The most scientific thing I've done this week is spell the word 'scientific' correctly just now. And even then I used the spell check! Yeah, he's smart of whatever, but... I don't like smart people. Just because Gwen and Courtney are smart doesn't mean that it's something I look for... Because it's NOT.
2. Harold's annoying as hell!
Every two seconden he says something about some old person who no one knows. I hate that! And I swear, the volgende time I here him say "Gosh!" I'm going to drown him in the ocean. How come in all your stupid fanfiction u make it look like I think that's "cute"? I don't! Yeah, I smile whenever he says it, but... but... That's only because I like it when he's miserable!
3. He likes LeShawna!
Harold, for whatever reason, likes that ghetto pudding monster. Which means that we aren't dating. Okay, maybe this point is meer about how Harold doesn't like me. I don't care, it's all the same. He doesn't like me, he's crushing on that fat traitor. Done deal. What? I'm not jealous of anything! I just hate LeShawna. That's all.
4. He's ugly!
Harold is skinny, boney, and has freckles. Courtney's make her kind of hot, but that's totally different because she's a chick. I don't think that Harold's freckles are cute... I really don't. And for those of u who think that he's "cute in a dorky way," you're insane. He's hideous. Not cute. Nope.
5. I'm not gay!
I like girls, okay? I've made out with Courtney and Gwen. I've been to juvie, for God's sake! No one who's been to prison is gay! Well, except for Chef maybe, but he wears dresses so that doesn't count. What I'm trying to say is this: even if I did secretly think that Harold is cute, smart, and funny, I'm straight. Besides, he's all about LeFugly, so he clearly doesn't like me... But I don't care.
Okay. Maybe I care a little, but that doesn't mean anything because I still like girls... Most of the time. Wait, what? Oh, crap, how do u erase the tape?
Duncan messes with the camera a little, but it just moves around and gets staticy. u can faintly hear him saying, "Why am I doing this live, damnit?" before the video comes back on. He rolls his eyes.
Ah, f**k it. u all get the point. And don't start off with that "You're obviously bi" stier crap. I get enough of that from my stupid sister, I don't need it from you. Even though it might be tr... Wait, no, it's not true. Because I don't like Harold.
Well, not that much.
God, I hope Gwen never sees this video.
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The End
Chris:HELLO PEOPLES CHRIS HERE READY FOR ANoTHER SEASON!!!!Heres LeShawna!!!
LeShawna:HEY YALL!
Chris:Geoff&Bridgette!
Geoff&bridgette:*making out*
Chris:um...Charlie and Sara!
Sara:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Charlie:Hey!
Chris:Izz...
Izzy:AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!HI HI HI!
Chris:Um,D.J!
D.J:*waves*
Chris:Fiona
Fiona:Hi!
Chris:Jake&Penny!
Jake:*waves*
Penny:Hey!
Chris:Trent,Gwen,And Falicity!
Falicity:HEY!
Gwen:*waves*
Trent:*waves*
Chris:Cody!
Cody:Hi!
Chris:JJ,Sam,Skye,and blaine!
*all 4 say hi*
Chris:Now,TEAMS!Team ster is...
charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
and LeShawna!
Chris:Team popcorn is...
Sara
Sam
D.J
Izzy
Cody
and Falicity!
Chris:And Team award is...
Blaine
Skye
Bridgette
Trent
Gwen
and Geoff!and the challenge is...part 2 coming soon!
LeShawna:HEY YALL!
Chris:Geoff&Bridgette!
Geoff&bridgette:*making out*
Chris:um...Charlie and Sara!
Sara:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Charlie:Hey!
Chris:Izz...
Izzy:AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!HI HI HI!
Chris:Um,D.J!
D.J:*waves*
Chris:Fiona
Fiona:Hi!
Chris:Jake&Penny!
Jake:*waves*
Penny:Hey!
Chris:Trent,Gwen,And Falicity!
Falicity:HEY!
Gwen:*waves*
Trent:*waves*
Chris:Cody!
Cody:Hi!
Chris:JJ,Sam,Skye,and blaine!
*all 4 say hi*
Chris:Now,TEAMS!Team ster is...
charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
and LeShawna!
Chris:Team popcorn is...
Sara
Sam
D.J
Izzy
Cody
and Falicity!
Chris:And Team award is...
Blaine
Skye
Bridgette
Trent
Gwen
and Geoff!and the challenge is...part 2 coming soon!
This Season We Are Taken Steps Backwards! Were Goinq Bak To Beinq a Movie ster And Stuff..xD We Will Have Eliminations At NEW YORKS BUS STOP.. The One Who Gets Eliminated Gets To Take A Ride home pagina In a DIRTY STUPID Bus..We DEFINETLY Have Drama With Your Character And Some Characters From The Oriqinal Series Of Total Drama ! I'm Afraid i Will Only Need 7 Girls And 7 Boys..i WOnt Have Enouqh Space To Fit Alot Includinq The Characters From The Oriqinal Series Of Total Drama... But First i Will Need To Know Some Personal Stuff Bout Your Character Like...
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Enemies-
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chris:last time on total drama dynamite..geoff blew up the kitchen,then got elimnated,but got one last kiss from aydan,on the cooking challange...who will get voted off today?only 8 contestants left:kari,trent,duncan,kate,aydan,selena,nicole, and megan.find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the contestants:today's challange:skydiving!anyone who chickens out loses,and gets eliminated!got that?!
everyone:yeah fine sure whatever...
chris shrugged:close enough...
kari your up first!
she jumped.
chris:next is duncan!
he jumped.
chris:next is kate!
she jumped.
chris:next is aydan!
she jumped.
chris:next is selena!
she jumped.
chris:next is nicole!
she jumped.
chris:next is megan!
chris:next is trent!
trent gulped:I'm not jumping..
chris:bye buddy..
kari kissed him one last time.
chris:who will get voted off volgende time?!find out volgende time on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the contestants:today's challange:skydiving!anyone who chickens out loses,and gets eliminated!got that?!
everyone:yeah fine sure whatever...
chris shrugged:close enough...
kari your up first!
she jumped.
chris:next is duncan!
he jumped.
chris:next is kate!
she jumped.
chris:next is aydan!
she jumped.
chris:next is selena!
she jumped.
chris:next is nicole!
she jumped.
chris:next is megan!
chris:next is trent!
trent gulped:I'm not jumping..
chris:bye buddy..
kari kissed him one last time.
chris:who will get voted off volgende time?!find out volgende time on total drama dynamite!
chris:last time on total drama dynamite...our contestants:kari,trent,nicole,duncan,megan,aydan, geoff,kate,selena,and justin arrived.their first challange:climbing up mt.chrismore!justin was elimnated because he fell off because pretty boy was too focused on his looks.figures...anyways,who will get voted off today find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the challangers:today's challange:cooking!the one with the best dish wins!I will be the judge!and if they don't blow up the kitchen!geoff blew up the kitchen.
chris:cough,cough u are elimnated!
aydan kissed geoff on last time.
chris:aww....
he shoved geoff.
chris:who will be voted off volgende time?!find out volgende time on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the challangers:today's challange:cooking!the one with the best dish wins!I will be the judge!and if they don't blow up the kitchen!geoff blew up the kitchen.
chris:cough,cough u are elimnated!
aydan kissed geoff on last time.
chris:aww....
he shoved geoff.
chris:who will be voted off volgende time?!find out volgende time on total drama dynamite!
Penny had been picked to fight heather in a challenge. She decided she would fight with her beer hands. The fighting began. Heather immediately tried to pull penny's hair. Penny's body was shaking with anticipation to seriously do some damage to the queen bee, maybe even kill her. Heather slapped her round the face. This set her off. She wasn't about to get her ezel kicked door this biatch! She pulled out her gun and shot heather. The bang silenced everyone as they looked at Penny-now a killer-in shock
trent:gwen,I'm sorry but this isnt working out...
gwen:IS IT BECAUSE OF KARI?!
trent:no.I just....
his voice trailed off...
gwen:....
gwen bit trent.
kari saw and she tackled gwen.
trent was bleeding,and gwen smelled it and couldnt resist the smell of his blood.
she tried to attack kari,but kari countered it,and threw her.
gwen:IM A VAMPIRE THIS IS WHAT I DO!
kari growled at gwen:BACK OFF!
gwen ran.
a werewolf was a vampire's worst enemy.
trent:kari,I love you..
(in the story she was as pretty as edward is hot)
(he gently removed a strand,of hair from her face and they kissed)
her kiss made trent dizzy,she was like a goddess,her unhuman beauty..
(like I zei I am going along with twilightish)
gwen:IS IT BECAUSE OF KARI?!
trent:no.I just....
his voice trailed off...
gwen:....
gwen bit trent.
kari saw and she tackled gwen.
trent was bleeding,and gwen smelled it and couldnt resist the smell of his blood.
she tried to attack kari,but kari countered it,and threw her.
gwen:IM A VAMPIRE THIS IS WHAT I DO!
kari growled at gwen:BACK OFF!
gwen ran.
a werewolf was a vampire's worst enemy.
trent:kari,I love you..
(in the story she was as pretty as edward is hot)
(he gently removed a strand,of hair from her face and they kissed)
her kiss made trent dizzy,she was like a goddess,her unhuman beauty..
(like I zei I am going along with twilightish)