In this fanfic, Duncan is making a video to toon to all of the slash fans explaining why he doesn't like Harold...
WARNING: This contains slash, as in a boy/boy pairing. DuncanxHarold. Don't like it, don't read it.
Genre: Humor/Romance
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The video flashes on, revealing Duncan sitting at a chair in a room that's painted mostly black and green. He's glaring at the camera when he begins to speak.
Okay, so I've been going on fansites recently. Yeah, that's right-- fanfiction.com of fanpop.net of whatever the hell it's called. DevilArt and all that crap. I was grounded (again) for setting brand to the trash in the garbage can (again) so I had nothing to do. What? I was told to take it out, and I got rid of it. As long as it's gone, who cares what I did to it?
Point is, I snuck on my bratty little sister's laptop and looked up the websites she was visiting. A bunch of u people-- fangirls-- were whining about how I dumped Courtney. Some other chicks were all happy 'cause I'm with Gwen. u people talk about me a lot. It's kind of creepy. Every two seconden someone calls me a jack ezel of 'super hawt'. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah.
So I go on and I look for people who aren't talking about me and Courtney of Gwen. And u know what I find? DuncanxHarold.
WHAT. THE. HELL. Seriously, are u people insane? You've been watching Izzy too much! You've all gone totally psycho-crazy if u think I like Harold. I'd rather be with Heather! At least she's hot... And a chick. But since I know a bunch of u 'slashers' of whatever you're called are gonna think I'm lying, I've made this: five reasons that I DON'T like Harold McGrady.
1. He's a dork!
u think that a punk and a dork can get together? No! He's all about science and grades and crap. The most scientific thing I've done this week is spell the word 'scientific' correctly just now. And even then I used the spell check! Yeah, he's smart of whatever, but... I don't like smart people. Just because Gwen and Courtney are smart doesn't mean that it's something I look for... Because it's NOT.
2. Harold's annoying as hell!
Every two seconden he says something about some old person who no one knows. I hate that! And I swear, the volgende time I here him say "Gosh!" I'm going to drown him in the ocean. How come in all your stupid fanfiction u make it look like I think that's "cute"? I don't! Yeah, I smile whenever he says it, but... but... That's only because I like it when he's miserable!
3. He likes LeShawna!
Harold, for whatever reason, likes that ghetto pudding monster. Which means that we aren't dating. Okay, maybe this point is meer about how Harold doesn't like me. I don't care, it's all the same. He doesn't like me, he's crushing on that fat traitor. Done deal. What? I'm not jealous of anything! I just hate LeShawna. That's all.
4. He's ugly!
Harold is skinny, boney, and has freckles. Courtney's make her kind of hot, but that's totally different because she's a chick. I don't think that Harold's freckles are cute... I really don't. And for those of u who think that he's "cute in a dorky way," you're insane. He's hideous. Not cute. Nope.
5. I'm not gay!
I like girls, okay? I've made out with Courtney and Gwen. I've been to juvie, for God's sake! No one who's been to prison is gay! Well, except for Chef maybe, but he wears dresses so that doesn't count. What I'm trying to say is this: even if I did secretly think that Harold is cute, smart, and funny, I'm straight. Besides, he's all about LeFugly, so he clearly doesn't like me... But I don't care.
Okay. Maybe I care a little, but that doesn't mean anything because I still like girls... Most of the time. Wait, what? Oh, crap, how do u erase the tape?
Duncan messes with the camera a little, but it just moves around and gets staticy. u can faintly hear him saying, "Why am I doing this live, damnit?" before the video comes back on. He rolls his eyes.
Ah, f**k it. u all get the point. And don't start off with that "You're obviously bi" stier crap. I get enough of that from my stupid sister, I don't need it from you. Even though it might be tr... Wait, no, it's not true. Because I don't like Harold.
Well, not that much.
God, I hope Gwen never sees this video.
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WARNING: This contains slash, as in a boy/boy pairing. DuncanxHarold. Don't like it, don't read it.
Genre: Humor/Romance
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The video flashes on, revealing Duncan sitting at a chair in a room that's painted mostly black and green. He's glaring at the camera when he begins to speak.
Okay, so I've been going on fansites recently. Yeah, that's right-- fanfiction.com of fanpop.net of whatever the hell it's called. DevilArt and all that crap. I was grounded (again) for setting brand to the trash in the garbage can (again) so I had nothing to do. What? I was told to take it out, and I got rid of it. As long as it's gone, who cares what I did to it?
Point is, I snuck on my bratty little sister's laptop and looked up the websites she was visiting. A bunch of u people-- fangirls-- were whining about how I dumped Courtney. Some other chicks were all happy 'cause I'm with Gwen. u people talk about me a lot. It's kind of creepy. Every two seconden someone calls me a jack ezel of 'super hawt'. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah.
So I go on and I look for people who aren't talking about me and Courtney of Gwen. And u know what I find? DuncanxHarold.
WHAT. THE. HELL. Seriously, are u people insane? You've been watching Izzy too much! You've all gone totally psycho-crazy if u think I like Harold. I'd rather be with Heather! At least she's hot... And a chick. But since I know a bunch of u 'slashers' of whatever you're called are gonna think I'm lying, I've made this: five reasons that I DON'T like Harold McGrady.
1. He's a dork!
u think that a punk and a dork can get together? No! He's all about science and grades and crap. The most scientific thing I've done this week is spell the word 'scientific' correctly just now. And even then I used the spell check! Yeah, he's smart of whatever, but... I don't like smart people. Just because Gwen and Courtney are smart doesn't mean that it's something I look for... Because it's NOT.
2. Harold's annoying as hell!
Every two seconden he says something about some old person who no one knows. I hate that! And I swear, the volgende time I here him say "Gosh!" I'm going to drown him in the ocean. How come in all your stupid fanfiction u make it look like I think that's "cute"? I don't! Yeah, I smile whenever he says it, but... but... That's only because I like it when he's miserable!
3. He likes LeShawna!
Harold, for whatever reason, likes that ghetto pudding monster. Which means that we aren't dating. Okay, maybe this point is meer about how Harold doesn't like me. I don't care, it's all the same. He doesn't like me, he's crushing on that fat traitor. Done deal. What? I'm not jealous of anything! I just hate LeShawna. That's all.
4. He's ugly!
Harold is skinny, boney, and has freckles. Courtney's make her kind of hot, but that's totally different because she's a chick. I don't think that Harold's freckles are cute... I really don't. And for those of u who think that he's "cute in a dorky way," you're insane. He's hideous. Not cute. Nope.
5. I'm not gay!
I like girls, okay? I've made out with Courtney and Gwen. I've been to juvie, for God's sake! No one who's been to prison is gay! Well, except for Chef maybe, but he wears dresses so that doesn't count. What I'm trying to say is this: even if I did secretly think that Harold is cute, smart, and funny, I'm straight. Besides, he's all about LeFugly, so he clearly doesn't like me... But I don't care.
Okay. Maybe I care a little, but that doesn't mean anything because I still like girls... Most of the time. Wait, what? Oh, crap, how do u erase the tape?
Duncan messes with the camera a little, but it just moves around and gets staticy. u can faintly hear him saying, "Why am I doing this live, damnit?" before the video comes back on. He rolls his eyes.
Ah, f**k it. u all get the point. And don't start off with that "You're obviously bi" stier crap. I get enough of that from my stupid sister, I don't need it from you. Even though it might be tr... Wait, no, it's not true. Because I don't like Harold.
Well, not that much.
God, I hope Gwen never sees this video.
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chris;ok,jakie left for an early vaca,so,im not gonna toon your days off on TV
zoe:why?
chris:its getting boring.
katie:oh,so u saying our lives are boring?!
chris:yes. Todays subjcct will be PE,now, og eat your breakfast and meet chef in the field.
chef:okay!today,i want switch some people on the teams.zoe,youll switch with jared.
brooke:yeah!!!
trent:oh,damn it.
zoe:why?
chef:why not?denise,youll switch with,with sumer.
cc brooke:great,we lost are smartest player!wait,shes not good at sports,so,shell get voted off,no noe will have her,then!
cc sumer:no!im on the different team as trent!no!
chef:ok,now that thats all done,we will begin
zoe:why?
chris:its getting boring.
katie:oh,so u saying our lives are boring?!
chris:yes. Todays subjcct will be PE,now, og eat your breakfast and meet chef in the field.
chef:okay!today,i want switch some people on the teams.zoe,youll switch with jared.
brooke:yeah!!!
trent:oh,damn it.
zoe:why?
chef:why not?denise,youll switch with,with sumer.
cc brooke:great,we lost are smartest player!wait,shes not good at sports,so,shell get voted off,no noe will have her,then!
cc sumer:no!im on the different team as trent!no!
chef:ok,now that thats all done,we will begin
kari was snowboarding waiting for everyone else to wake up.
trent:woah gnarly moves.
kari:heheh thanks.
chris had a meghorn:EVERYONE MEET ME IN THE MESS HALL!
kari fell:GAH!
groan
(she rubbbed her head)
in the mess hall:
kari dumped her tray:SOMEDAY BUT NOT TODAY!
trent:you can have my geroosterd brood, toast kari.
kari smiled at him.
duncan:how can ANYONE eat this slop?!
leshawna:dont know about yall but I aint eating this.
lindsay:me neither.
confessions of kari:
peh todays challange:EATING CHEFS SLOP!
ha!
trent:woah gnarly moves.
kari:heheh thanks.
chris had a meghorn:EVERYONE MEET ME IN THE MESS HALL!
kari fell:GAH!
groan
(she rubbbed her head)
in the mess hall:
kari dumped her tray:SOMEDAY BUT NOT TODAY!
trent:you can have my geroosterd brood, toast kari.
kari smiled at him.
duncan:how can ANYONE eat this slop?!
leshawna:dont know about yall but I aint eating this.
lindsay:me neither.
confessions of kari:
peh todays challange:EATING CHEFS SLOP!
ha!
brooke:*sees note* met me in the woods,duncan.okay.
gwen:*sitting under a tree*
duncan:hey
gwen:oh,hey
duncan:what are u doing?
gwen:nothin,you
duncan:waiting for brooke to come.
gwen:okay,*sigh*
duncan:whats wrong?
gwen:i heard trent was gonna ask me out again,and,i might have zei yes,and sumer already asked him and he zei yes.
duncan:if he liked you,he would have zei no
gwen:youre right.
duncan:*put arm around gwen*
gwen:thanks for cheering me up.
DUNCAN:no prob.
look at the pic to see what happens next.
brooke:duncan?duncan,i got your HUH!*tears run down face*
chris:oh,no. what will happen next?find out after the break!
now i know the pic is stuck,here the link.
link
k, since i was bored and NO ONE left a comment,i picked for them AGAIN.
chris:you have all casted your votes,if i call your name,please stand over there.courtney,brooke,dj,izzy,youre safe. Denise,katie,lizzie,and zoe,your safe.
the alst two,jim,and duncan,the final marshmellow goes to*dramatic music*...................................................DUNCAN!
brooke:YEAH!*hugs him*
jim:but,what did i do?
zoe:we just dont like you.
jim:okay,but before i leave,id like to say,that,zoe,i liked you
all:WHAT?
jim:i was gonna ask u out but,i was too scared.
zoe:i would have zei no.
duncan:told you!
chris:well, thats all, see the behind drama,next on Total,drama,highschool!
chris:you have all casted your votes,if i call your name,please stand over there.courtney,brooke,dj,izzy,youre safe. Denise,katie,lizzie,and zoe,your safe.
the alst two,jim,and duncan,the final marshmellow goes to*dramatic music*...................................................DUNCAN!
brooke:YEAH!*hugs him*
jim:but,what did i do?
zoe:we just dont like you.
jim:okay,but before i leave,id like to say,that,zoe,i liked you
all:WHAT?
jim:i was gonna ask u out but,i was too scared.
zoe:i would have zei no.
duncan:told you!
chris:well, thats all, see the behind drama,next on Total,drama,highschool!
Sumer:*sits door the fire*
duncan: *sees her and walks over* What are u doing?
sumer:oh,nothing.
duncan:*lays back* Why u here?
sumer:why are you?
duncan:cause u are
sumer:i goota tell you, me,brooke,and jackie all like you.
duncan:really, hmm..
sumer:who do u like best?
duncan:....well
sumer:hang on im gonna get a blanket brb.
duncan:okay
chris:blahblahblah! lets see some action!
jared:*walks through halls*
voice:hello,jared.
jared:who are you?
voice:i am....
last time on total drama restaurant the team goyt to make the breakfast what would hapend today on total drama restaurant!!!!!!!
cris :today chef will do the chalenge
chef:today we are going to spleet, split teams
the new teams are going to be new chefs vs. old campers
every one :huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
chef:the good new is that u can do anything u want
jared :but courtney and i are not going to be on the same team
chef:*i know*
old ones:we should still chefs food and then say that is ours :D
to be continue...................................
cris :today chef will do the chalenge
chef:today we are going to spleet, split teams
the new teams are going to be new chefs vs. old campers
every one :huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
chef:the good new is that u can do anything u want
jared :but courtney and i are not going to be on the same team
chef:*i know*
old ones:we should still chefs food and then say that is ours :D
to be continue...................................
thanks for taking me here-Brittani
no prob-Duncan
*they kiss*
your really nice-Brittani
what?-Duncan
i said...-Brittani
no i know what u zei dont ever say it again its not true-Duncan
dont lie to me-Brittani
im not-Duncan
i will get Jacki to beat the truth outa you-Brittani
im not lieing-Duncan
fine whatever-Brittani
(After the datum at Brittani's house)
*making out*-Brittani n' Duncan
goes to seconde base-Duncan
OH HELL NO I SAW THAT IM GONNA KICK YOUR ezel u LITTLE WOMANIZER-Jacki
oh no-Duncan
*chases Duncan*-Jacki
JACKI STOP LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!-Brittani
HE TOUCHED YOU!!!IM GONNA KILL HIM!!!-Jacki
*grabs Jacki*DUNCAN GRAB HER I'LL GET THE eend TAPE-Brittani
LET GO OF ME...what are u gonna do with that tape-Jacki
hurry help me tape her up-Brittani
*tapes up Jacki's mouth and hands*
mhmm mh hm mhmh hmh-Jacki
ok well just let her calm down-Brittani
TO BE CONTINUDE