bob: hello im bob bobson and this is TOTAL... DRAMA... SPORTS!!! 12 teens have signed up to do weird sporty challenges, here comes the first one Alex
Alex: i wanna win this thing
Bob: a weird goth pyro named Phil
Phil: u suck bob, i've seen u play sports
bob: *starts crying and runs into lake* ahh i don't know how to swim
Phil: uhh...
Summer: hallo everyone, wait why is the host drowning
Phil: uhh... it was suicide
Mike: oh my god
Phil: ahh he was a looser
Mike: he does look like one
john: good now that he's gone i could be the host, oh here comes Christy,
Christy: m...
John: don't care
Christy: that's rude
John: Andrea
Andrea: hey
John: hallo hottie
Andrea: your pretty ugly
John: Dylan and Aydan
Dylan: youre hot
Aydan: u too
John: now that we have a couple we could get on with the rest, Selena
Selena: uhh
John: Jinny
Jinny: finally
John: and finally Samantha
Samantha: why is there a dead body in the lake
John: nevermind that just go unpack and meet me back here at 4:00
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