bob: hello im bob bobson and this is TOTAL... DRAMA... SPORTS!!! 12 teens have signed up to do weird sporty challenges, here comes the first one Alex
Alex: i wanna win this thing
Bob: a weird goth pyro named Phil
Phil: u suck bob, i've seen u play sports
bob: *starts crying and runs into lake* ahh i don't know how to swim
Phil: uhh...
Summer: hallo everyone, wait why is the host drowning
Phil: uhh... it was suicide
Mike: oh my god
Phil: ahh he was a looser
Mike: he does look like one
john: good now that he's gone i could be the host, oh here comes Christy,
Christy: m...
John: don't care
Christy: that's rude
John: Andrea
Andrea: hey
John: hallo hottie
Andrea: your pretty ugly
John: Dylan and Aydan
Dylan: youre hot
Aydan: u too
John: now that we have a couple we could get on with the rest, Selena
Selena: uhh
John: Jinny
Jinny: finally
John: and finally Samantha
Samantha: why is there a dead body in the lake
John: nevermind that just go unpack and meet me back here at 4:00
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Alex: i wanna win this thing
Bob: a weird goth pyro named Phil
Phil: u suck bob, i've seen u play sports
bob: *starts crying and runs into lake* ahh i don't know how to swim
Phil: uhh...
Summer: hallo everyone, wait why is the host drowning
Phil: uhh... it was suicide
Mike: oh my god
Phil: ahh he was a looser
Mike: he does look like one
john: good now that he's gone i could be the host, oh here comes Christy,
Christy: m...
John: don't care
Christy: that's rude
John: Andrea
Andrea: hey
John: hallo hottie
Andrea: your pretty ugly
John: Dylan and Aydan
Dylan: youre hot
Aydan: u too
John: now that we have a couple we could get on with the rest, Selena
Selena: uhh
John: Jinny
Jinny: finally
John: and finally Samantha
Samantha: why is there a dead body in the lake
John: nevermind that just go unpack and meet me back here at 4:00
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Hi! My Name Is Gwen And I'am 16 Years Old. I Just Moved To A New House. So It Took Me A While To Get Everything In My New Room And Paint My Room Dark Purple. Now I'm Putting Up Pictures In My Room. That Is Just A Bunch Of Pictures Of Me And My Boyfriend. Which Is Trent. Yeah.... Me And Trent Broke Up. Then Got Back Together Because I Told Him My True Feelings For Him. And My Friends.... XD.. Because They Are So Crazy. But Even Without My Father Being Without Me Is Okay.. I Mean My Dad Was Okay.. He Was Drunk All The Time And He Hit My Mom Sometimes... But Now He Got Back Together With My Mom.. Yep.. Now I Lived volgende To My Boyfriend And My vrienden House. Four Blocks Away. But My Dad. He Don't Live With Me. He Stay Over Mostimes. And I Even verplaats To The Same High School That Trent Goes To. But My Young Brother He's In Middle School. Life Has Been Okay For Me NOW. Gewn. Okay How Was That For Chapter One. Tell Me Was It Good.
max:LAST TIME ON TDS,LIA GOT VOTED OFF 4 TAKING VIOLETS STUFF,AND AND THE CROCS WON!WELCOME TO TDS! phil:*YAWNING*im tired! max:TODAYS CHALLENGE:HUNT 4 FOOD! phil:we brought our food! max:yeah,but a bunch of racoons ate it!HA! phil:yeah right!*CHECKS TENTS*OH MY GOD,YOUR RIGHT!DAMN NATURE!!! *LATER,WHILE EVERYONES HUNTING 4 FOOD* violet:hey guys,i found some berrys! squirrles:AWSOME,WAY 2 GO,VIOLET! phil:HEY GUYS,I SEE A WHOLE BUNCH OF FRUITS,IN THAT TREE! alex:whel,go get them! phil:im not a damn monkey!but i can use my rope to make a lasso,and get the friut! crocs:YEAH! *LATER* max:wow squirrles,you lost again,cuz crocs got a bunch of friut!crocs,you won! *LATER AT CEREMONY* MAX:LETS MAKE THIS QUICK,I GOT A DATE! TIFFANY,I REVIEWED THE JUNGLE CAMERAS,AND YOUR THE"RACOONS!" u GET OUT FOR EATING THE FOOD! tiffany:OH NO! violet:OH NO! max:OH NO! kool-aid man:*APPEARS OUT OF NO WHERE!*OH YEAH!!!!
