Twilight Series Article: Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!.... x

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Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!.... x

posted by AliceRoxx

Edward and Bella New Moon Poster ;)

Just some random phrases and sayings that seem to relate to Twilight these days..... x

u know your obsessed when u look at your boyfriend/husband and say 'Sparkle, Damn it, Sparkle!'

The strangest thing happened yesterday, I went out into the sun and I didn't sparkle :(

I never got my Hogwarts acceptance... So Forks here I come!

Edward will love me one day, he just doesn't know it yet... But Alice does!

I now have a different perceptive of Volvo drivers....

I officially have OTD [Obsessive Twilight Disorder], Carlisle diagnosed me ;)

Do u want me to provoke the Volturi and blame it on you?

Do that again and I will so give u a papercut infront of Jasper!

I'm feeling calm... Japser must be around ;)

Why can't Dr Cullen save us from the swine flu?

I got my Hogwarts acceptance and was just about to board the Hogwarts express when I got a phone call... Forks High School has a spare place!

Cedric Diggory didn't die, he went to party with the vampires!

So what if I'm in love with a fictionary vampire/werewolf? It's very common, u can Google it ;)

They say 'An appel, apple a dag keeps the doctor away', but if your doctor is Carlisle, screw the apple!

I hear a thunderstorm... Anyone wanna play baseball?

No Hogwarts acceptance, no Narnia in my wardrobe and no meer single Cullens! What is there to live for anymore?

I'm going to watch Twilight; I don't have the strength to stay away from it anymore!

Warning: Reading Twilight may have side effects! (These include obsession/ depression/ false love/ false sense of reality etc) Consult a doctor if symptoms persist. Dr Cullen?

I say sleep tight... and do let a Cullen boy bite!

I say Peter Pan is so out! There’s only one boy I want sneaking into my room at night...

I'm looking for a boyfriend – Must be ice cold, immortal, strong, drink animal blood, sparkle in the sun and have the surname Cullen. Other needs not apply.

I'll be so excited when New Moon comes out even Jasper won’t be able to calm me!

If u say u hate Twilight I will La Push u off a cliff!

My favourite hobby is running after silver Volvo’s screaming ‘Bite me!’

I knew this guy called Bob. Bob zei Edward and Jasper aren’t real. Now Bob needs a funeral.

I think I have a fever... Edward will be here in a min to cool me down...

I think I might go trick-a-treating in Forks volgende year... I hear there’s lots of eye candy...

Dear Santa, leave Edward under my boom before Rudolph gets hurt!

Meanwhile in the little town of Spoons...

My Fave Twilight Poster :D

I_Love_Cullen, groovychicklisa and 10 others like this

maja3322 Haha, that was SO good. I especially liked the Hogwarts/Narnia/single Cullen one :D

AliceRoxx Lol thank you I like that one too :D x

twilight_james love it!!!! im am SO looking at that everyday! and it can go up on a poster in my wall!

AliceRoxx Awww thank you x Lol :D

KathyHalliwell "No Hogwarts acceptance, no Narnia in my wardrobe and no more single Cullens! What is there to live for anymore?" Exactly my point!!! "I knew this guy called Bob. Bob said Edward and Jasper aren’t real. Now Bob needs a funeral." Poor Bob. Though he did deserve it. How dare he say bad things like that.

AliceRoxx Haha lol I'm so glad you enjoy them x I'll keep posting more every fortnight or so, so make sure you keep a look out? x :D

KathyHalliwell Of course :)

Milena96 This thing is very cool, like it!!!!!!!

Milena96 "I got my Hogwarts acceptance and was just about to board the Hogwarts express when I got a phone call... Forks High School has a spare place" Wish I'm that luck!!

AliceRoxx Haha I know totally x Imagine if that were... say Harry Potter? Lol Harry and Potter and Edward Cullen in a fight, now THAT would be hilarious! Whip his butt Edward! x

Milena96 Yep, that would be sooooo cool!!! heheh...... vampire and a wizard!!!!!

AliceRoxx Haha maybe Jacob would join in as well... Ooh vampire + wizard + werewolf = I'm likin' the sound of this! x

Renesmee_XD I say sleep tight... and do let a Cullen boy bite! Haha that was the best one ;L

AliceRoxx Thank you! That was a personal fave of mine too :) x

teamedwardgirl funny!!!!!!!!!!!i like it!!!!!!!!!!

Hellohoudini I bow to the the master!

WildCherryWolf I love these to absolute, cold vampire death, and yet to warm, fuzzy werewolf love. If that makes any trace of sense

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Kellan Lutz Da Man!!

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Paris Photocall 10/11/09 with Rob, Kristen and Taylor

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Ashley out in LA

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In the Normal world Chapter 8

posted by KatiiCullen94

Chapter 8
I ached for Jacob to hold me up into his arms. I needed him, I knew wither knew no matter what that is Jacob was here right now that he would make this pain go away.

I cried out in the back seat, I had no clue what Alice and Edward were bickering back and further about outside, I wanted answers, this is so ridiculous. I mean first the run in with Jacob and Embry that was absolutely confusing and infuriating to begin with.
I felt burning, stinging, stabs sensations from my stomach, my muscles were constricting, and there was nothing I could do, but rock and whimper some tears.

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In the Normal world Chapter 7

posted by KatiiCullen94

Chapter 7

Coming out the ladies room was the most embarrassing moment of my life. And I have a long record of humiliating moments. I would really hate for Edward to look at me and think I am weird after randomly vomiting at the cinema out the of blue. Not to mention, Alice was frantic all over me, checking my forehead for a temperature, and pulling the hair out of my face. I honestly felt like I was helpless and Alice had to look after me. When her skin touched my face it stung from the cold, just like Edward’s. My stomach pretty much hated me at this point. I felt like yelling after the fifth...