I have come to a logical conclusion from some data I reviewed. Edward is not in fact Edward, but a female Edwina.
1. Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.
2. “He” wears lipstick. Vampires are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.
3. “He” has moodswings similar to those from pregnant women and PMSing women.
4. “He” glitters. ‘Nuff zei on that one.
5. “He” refuses to sleep with Bella. Is “he” perhaps hiding “his” girl parts?
6. “He” demands marriage. No guy EVER does that.
7. “He” makes out with Bella all the time but never gets “excited” in his pants.
8. “He” is a little *too* romantic.
9. “He” was totally stripping for those Italian guys.
10. “He” was never attracted to Rosalie even though most guys got excited just thinking about her.
11. In addition to “his” mood swings, “he” frequently overreacts... and speaks like “he” reads too many classic novels about old white ladies in corsets.
12. “He” is a vegetarian.
13. “He” relates to girls rather too well.
So, in conclusion, either Edward is Edwina, of a raging, flaming, extremely gay man.
1. Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.
2. “He” wears lipstick. Vampires are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.
3. “He” has moodswings similar to those from pregnant women and PMSing women.
4. “He” glitters. ‘Nuff zei on that one.
5. “He” refuses to sleep with Bella. Is “he” perhaps hiding “his” girl parts?
6. “He” demands marriage. No guy EVER does that.
7. “He” makes out with Bella all the time but never gets “excited” in his pants.
8. “He” is a little *too* romantic.
9. “He” was totally stripping for those Italian guys.
10. “He” was never attracted to Rosalie even though most guys got excited just thinking about her.
11. In addition to “his” mood swings, “he” frequently overreacts... and speaks like “he” reads too many classic novels about old white ladies in corsets.
12. “He” is a vegetarian.
13. “He” relates to girls rather too well.
So, in conclusion, either Edward is Edwina, of a raging, flaming, extremely gay man.
Max's POV
When we rushed in Sergeant straal, ray office and I saw Addi lying there on
the floor anger just rushed over me. Sergeant straal, ray quickly tried to
fight us but between the both of us we had him pinned down on the
floor within seconds. As Jordan was holding Sergeant straal, ray on floor I
rushed over to Addi. I checked to see if she was breathing and that
made me a little calmer but not enough. So I grabbed the phone on the
bureau and called 911. When the police and ambulance arrived I was happy
cause I knew that she was going to be okay and Sergeant straal, ray was going
to jail. Jordan and I had to stay on campus we weren't allowed to
leave.
When we rushed in Sergeant straal, ray office and I saw Addi lying there on
the floor anger just rushed over me. Sergeant straal, ray quickly tried to
fight us but between the both of us we had him pinned down on the
floor within seconds. As Jordan was holding Sergeant straal, ray on floor I
rushed over to Addi. I checked to see if she was breathing and that
made me a little calmer but not enough. So I grabbed the phone on the
bureau and called 911. When the police and ambulance arrived I was happy
cause I knew that she was going to be okay and Sergeant straal, ray was going
to jail. Jordan and I had to stay on campus we weren't allowed to
leave.
Personally I read Twilight because kids kept bugging me because I haven't read it yet.
But after reading all four boeken I feel in love with them. I wasn't a fan of the writing style of the romance. I prefer girl-on-girl. But I fell in love with Edward and Jacob.
The characters are lovable. Now I hated Bella she was annoying but that's the only thing I dislike. I love the ending to Breaking Dawn. And love New Moon.
Edward left in that book I almost skipped it.
As of right now; Meyers is my favoriete author.
She is way better then JK Rowling and Stephen King.
I used to love HP until I read Twilight.
Now I used to write before reading Twilight...and just suddenly realized my writing was nothing compared to Twilight. That's why I'm writing a vampire novel that I hope to publiceer in the near future.
But after reading all four boeken I feel in love with them. I wasn't a fan of the writing style of the romance. I prefer girl-on-girl. But I fell in love with Edward and Jacob.
The characters are lovable. Now I hated Bella she was annoying but that's the only thing I dislike. I love the ending to Breaking Dawn. And love New Moon.
Edward left in that book I almost skipped it.
As of right now; Meyers is my favoriete author.
She is way better then JK Rowling and Stephen King.
I used to love HP until I read Twilight.
Now I used to write before reading Twilight...and just suddenly realized my writing was nothing compared to Twilight. That's why I'm writing a vampire novel that I hope to publiceer in the near future.
New Moon in theatres November 20, 2009
