I have come to a logical conclusion from some data I reviewed. Edward is not in fact Edward, but a female Edwina.
1. Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.
2. “He” wears lipstick. Vampires are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.
3. “He” has moodswings similar to those from pregnant women and PMSing women.
4. “He” glitters. ‘Nuff zei on that one.
5. “He” refuses to sleep with Bella. Is “he” perhaps hiding “his” girl parts?
6. “He” demands marriage. No guy EVER does that.
7. “He” makes out with Bella all the time but never gets “excited” in his pants.
8. “He” is a little *too* romantic.
9. “He” was totally stripping for those Italian guys.
10. “He” was never attracted to Rosalie even though most guys got excited just thinking about her.
11. In addition to “his” mood swings, “he” frequently overreacts... and speaks like “he” reads too many classic novels about old white ladies in corsets.
12. “He” is a vegetarian.
13. “He” relates to girls rather too well.
So, in conclusion, either Edward is Edwina, of a raging, flaming, extremely gay man.
1. Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.
2. “He” wears lipstick. Vampires are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.
3. “He” has moodswings similar to those from pregnant women and PMSing women.
4. “He” glitters. ‘Nuff zei on that one.
5. “He” refuses to sleep with Bella. Is “he” perhaps hiding “his” girl parts?
6. “He” demands marriage. No guy EVER does that.
7. “He” makes out with Bella all the time but never gets “excited” in his pants.
8. “He” is a little *too* romantic.
9. “He” was totally stripping for those Italian guys.
10. “He” was never attracted to Rosalie even though most guys got excited just thinking about her.
11. In addition to “his” mood swings, “he” frequently overreacts... and speaks like “he” reads too many classic novels about old white ladies in corsets.
12. “He” is a vegetarian.
13. “He” relates to girls rather too well.
So, in conclusion, either Edward is Edwina, of a raging, flaming, extremely gay man.
Tis the season where people start shopping! We will be coming out with our Christmas Twilight Saga buying guide later this week. We usually get bombarded at Christmas time with people emailing and asking “what do I get my daughter, girlfriend, wife, etc. This jaar we are going to do a list.
The official product beschrijving reads “Ashley Greene Head Sculpt w/ 16″ Ballerina Bust Tyler converteerbaar, cabriolet Body; Amber Eyes with Wigged Hair and Cameo Skintone
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