snel, swift Justice: Ace Attorney
Case 2-3
The Masked Turnabout
???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some straat performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work
snel, swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.
Lilly: Swift. How are u doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the volgende step of my training
Swift: Just calm down, Lilly. We'll get to it sooner of later.
*Ring*
Swift: snel, swift Justice Law Office, Where we trust in our clients
Marshall: SWIFT!!!
Swift: What... Marshall, what are u doing calling me *I forgot to mention, Marshall has become a regular in my life. He is a crazy detective, but at least he gets the job done*
Marshall: I just called to tell you. Did u read the newspaper lately
Swift: Well, no. I just got it, but I haven't read it yet
Marshall: Well, read it. It's important
Swift: Okay, I got it right now. A murder last night in the One Way Train Station?
Lilly: What? A murder
Swift: Howard McBrew, chairman of the McBrew Family Bank was found stabbed in the train station, along with his co-worker, Leroy Jepins. However, the killer has been notified as... LOU ROMANSE!!!
Lilly: What's wrong, Swift
Swift: Lou would just so happen to be a long time friend of mine. How is he accused of murder
Marshall: Sounds like u just got done reading it. Well, Lou is still at the Detention Center. If u would like, u can ask him what the heck is going on
Swift: Okay. I'll check it out *beep* Come on, Lilly. Let's go see what Lou's gotten himself into *I was afraid someone like Lou would get into this kind o trouble*
Detention Center
June 14th
Lilly: So how do u know Mr. Romanse, Swift
Swift: Well, we've been vrienden since my days in college. I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when this guy came along and tried to mug me. I was scared, mainly because he had a gun
Lilly: u were scared, Swift. I would like to see that happen. I bet it would be funny
Swift: Lilly, please. Anyway, Lou then came along and knocked into the guy. The guy then fell onto the ground and knocked himself out. I was able to call the police and, well, the got the guy. Ever since then, I couldn't thank Lou enough for what he did. But, I think I know just how. door defending him in this case.
Lilly: But, Swift. What if he did kill that guy
Swift: ...I don't want to think that he did. Lets just speak to him
Lilly: Okay. So, where is he
???: Hey. Do I know you
Swift: Huh
???: SAM! its good to see you, bud
Swift: Ah! Lou. Don't mention my real name
Lilly: Sam?
Swift: *Too late*
Lilly: hallo that reminds me of this joke. *Ahem* Hey, I'm Sam. Sam I am. I do not like-
Swift: GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I GET IT! THAT'S WHY I AM CALLED SWIFT, OKAY!
Lou: ...............................
Swift: *Why is Lou just staring blankly at us*
Lou: Swift... Aren't u going to introduce me to this young lady
Swift: Oh, right. Lilly this is my good friend, Lou Romanse. Lou, this is my apprentice and other good friend, Lilly Benign
Lilly: Hello, Lou. It's a pleasure to meet you
Lou: Ha ha ha. The pleasure is mine
Swift: Lou, why are u making goo-goo eyes at Lilly like that
Lou: I have to say Lilly, your eyes sparkle like the stars in the sky
Lilly: Oh, thank you
Lou: And, your smile is so glowing, it could light up a dark cave
Lilly: Oh, thats so nice. Why can't u ever compliment me like Lou does, Swift
Swift: Isn't it obvious what he's doing, Lilly
Lilly: Hmm... He's being a little too friendly?
Swift: ...I think u need meer training *MUCH meer training*
Lou: Well, it was nice of u guys to see me before they ship me off to Dead Man Land
Swift: What do you- Oh, wait. I am here to hear about the case
Lou: What? Why?
Swift: u helped me on that dag with the mugger. I want to help u with something just as bad. If it weren't for you, I could have died. I want to do the same for you, Lou
Lou: ...Okay, then. I was just waiting for a train home, thats all. I don't own a car
Swift: So, u don't own a car *I really shouldn't be talking. Even I ride the train*
Lilly: u really shouldn't be talking, Swift. Even u ride the train
Swift: Thank u Lilly! I was well aware of the fact!
Lou: I was just waiting with Jessie
Swift: Um... Jessie
Lou: She's the most kind, beautiful, and super-duper-extra-amazing-greatly-great girlfriend a guy can have
Swift: So, this Jessie
Lou: Well, her real name is Jessica
Swift: Well, as u said, she was your... girl........... IF THATS THE CASE, THEN WHY WERE u HITTING ON LILLY!!!
Lou: Oh, come on, Swift. u know I can't help myself
Swift: *sigh* Well, what happened next
Lou. Well, I left to go to get a soda from the soda machine. I got to have my daily dose of flavored drinks
Lilly: I agree, Lou. Which reminds me, we need to stop door a store once were done, Swift
Swift: Okay, so what happened, next
Swift: Well, I came back and there, I saw the body. I didn't se anyone else but Jessica, but she was so scared, she couldn't move. But, she knows I didn't do it
Swift: Well, have u ever met the victim
Lou: u mean the guy who was killed... Only once
Swift: What
Lou: Yeah. That jerk took half of my bank account. Can u believe that. I mean, sure, I didn't have a lot of cash to begin with, but I need that money to get by. And then he goes and takes half of it. I can't believe it myself
Swift: ............
Lou: Why are u so quiet, Sam
Swift: u just gave me and the rest of the court a perfect motive to kill the guy. AND MY NAME IS SWIFT!!!
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But, Lou, I'm going to ask u again. Did u kill him
Lou: He's a jerk, but I don't have it in me to kill anyone. It scares the ladies away
Swift: ............. Okay
Lou: What
Swift: I'll take your case and get u acquitted
Lou: Oh, man, thanks a load
Swift: It's nothing. Besides, I still owe u after that thing with the mugger
Lou: Okay. I guess u guys should get going. Seriously, get going. I won't be able to save myself
Swift: Okay, were going to save you
Lou: Don't say it, just do it
Lilly: So, where should we go, Swift
Swift: Well, I guess we should go check on the crime scene
One Way Train Station
June 14th
Lilly: Wow. What kind of train station is this
Swift: I guess your right. This does look kind of filthy
???- Oh, hello, Swift
Swift: I can only imagine who would be in a disgusting place like this during a crime
Marshall: Swift. It's a good thing u got here. I'm still trying to find all the evidence, but, all I was able to find were these two thing
Swift: What's this... a bottle cap
Marshall: Yeah, u know. From the defendant's soda bottle
Swift: And the other is
Marshall: Oh, right. Here it is
Swift: ...This is just a foto of Lou and his lover, Jessica
Marshall: No evidence is bad evidence
Swift: *Unless the evidence is a foto not even at the crime scene and a piece of garbage*
Marshall: I would have gotten the better stuff, but he beat me to it
Swift: Huh, who's "he"
Marshall: Oh, right. Marcus Mays. He's the prosecutor for this case
Swift: The prosecutor?
Marshall: Yeah, and I'd be careful with that guy. He's one scary guy
Swift: Really
Marshall: It's his eyes that make him so scary. Thats why he wears his glasses
Swift: Is he really that scary
Marshall: Are u kidding? He's broken many criminals into confessing the truth
Swift: *A guy who's won just door intimidating criminals. Good lord*
Marshall: But, like I said. There isn't any evidence here. Marcus got to it all first
Swift: Well... What about the witness
Marshall: Witness... Oh, u mean Jessica Jess. Oh, well, u can't speak to her
Swift: What? Why?
Marshall: Well, Marcus persuaded the court into thinking that if a defense attorney speaks to a witness outside of court, then they could make up a lie to help the defendant. The court decided that u weren't allowed to come within contact with the witness
Swift: What! that is total-
Lilly: What about me
Marshall: Huh. What do u mean
Lilly: Well I'm not a defense attorney... at least, not yet. Do u think I could speak to the witness
Marshall: Well... I guess so
Lilly: Oh thank you. Um... where is she
Marshall: If I guess right, she is at the local park. zei she wanted to be at the last place where she was with Lou
Lilly: Okay, thanks
Swift: ...Thank you, Lilly. I'll be at the office once your done
Lilly: Okay
Park
June 14th
Lilly: *So this is the town park... How come I've never come here*
???: Excuse me, but can I ask u something
Lilly: Huh. Oh, sure
???: Are u a defense attorney
Lilly: Well... no... but I am secretly taking notes for one
???: Oh, good. My name is Jessica Jess
Lilly: u are. Well good. I have some vragen for you
Jessica: I was hoping u did
Lilly: So, what did u see on the night of the murder
Jessica: Well, once Lou walked away, I went to the restroom at on the opposite end of the station. I just needed to put on meer eye liner
Lilly: *I do have to admit. Her choice of color is amazing. I should buy some of that*
Jessica: Once I walked back outside, I saw this guy run up to two other people and saw him stab both of them. It was awful
Lilly: Was Lou the one who-
Jessica: MY SWEET LOUEY!? NEVER! HE WOULD NEVER KILL ANYONE! I KNOW HE WOULDN'T! IT'S TERRIBLE TO EVEN THINK THAT HE COULD!
Lilly: ... Well... Alright then. Did u happen to find anything
Jessica: No, but I did take this
Lilly: What's this? A photo.... Ah.... I think I see the killer, but... He's wearing a mask
Jessica: Yes, I thought it was strange , too. But, I guess it was pretty smart. I heard that one of the men survived the attack. If he wasn't wearing a mask, he could have easily been identified.
Lilly: Well, is that all u saw
Jessica: Yes. After that, I just sat on the bench and was so scared. That's when Lou came back
Lilly: ... *Lou just happened to be gone while the killer struck. Something isn't right* Well, thank you, Ms. Jess. I'll be going now
Jessica: Thank u for listening to my story. I wish u luck on the case
Lilly: *If anyone needs wishing luck, it should be Lou*
Case 2-3
The Masked Turnabout
???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some straat performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work
snel, swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.
Lilly: Swift. How are u doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the volgende step of my training
Swift: Just calm down, Lilly. We'll get to it sooner of later.
*Ring*
Swift: snel, swift Justice Law Office, Where we trust in our clients
Marshall: SWIFT!!!
Swift: What... Marshall, what are u doing calling me *I forgot to mention, Marshall has become a regular in my life. He is a crazy detective, but at least he gets the job done*
Marshall: I just called to tell you. Did u read the newspaper lately
Swift: Well, no. I just got it, but I haven't read it yet
Marshall: Well, read it. It's important
Swift: Okay, I got it right now. A murder last night in the One Way Train Station?
Lilly: What? A murder
Swift: Howard McBrew, chairman of the McBrew Family Bank was found stabbed in the train station, along with his co-worker, Leroy Jepins. However, the killer has been notified as... LOU ROMANSE!!!
Lilly: What's wrong, Swift
Swift: Lou would just so happen to be a long time friend of mine. How is he accused of murder
Marshall: Sounds like u just got done reading it. Well, Lou is still at the Detention Center. If u would like, u can ask him what the heck is going on
Swift: Okay. I'll check it out *beep* Come on, Lilly. Let's go see what Lou's gotten himself into *I was afraid someone like Lou would get into this kind o trouble*
Detention Center
June 14th
Lilly: So how do u know Mr. Romanse, Swift
Swift: Well, we've been vrienden since my days in college. I was just walking down the street, minding my own business, when this guy came along and tried to mug me. I was scared, mainly because he had a gun
Lilly: u were scared, Swift. I would like to see that happen. I bet it would be funny
Swift: Lilly, please. Anyway, Lou then came along and knocked into the guy. The guy then fell onto the ground and knocked himself out. I was able to call the police and, well, the got the guy. Ever since then, I couldn't thank Lou enough for what he did. But, I think I know just how. door defending him in this case.
Lilly: But, Swift. What if he did kill that guy
Swift: ...I don't want to think that he did. Lets just speak to him
Lilly: Okay. So, where is he
???: Hey. Do I know you
Swift: Huh
???: SAM! its good to see you, bud
Swift: Ah! Lou. Don't mention my real name
Lilly: Sam?
Swift: *Too late*
Lilly: hallo that reminds me of this joke. *Ahem* Hey, I'm Sam. Sam I am. I do not like-
Swift: GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I GET IT! THAT'S WHY I AM CALLED SWIFT, OKAY!
Lou: ...............................
Swift: *Why is Lou just staring blankly at us*
Lou: Swift... Aren't u going to introduce me to this young lady
Swift: Oh, right. Lilly this is my good friend, Lou Romanse. Lou, this is my apprentice and other good friend, Lilly Benign
Lilly: Hello, Lou. It's a pleasure to meet you
Lou: Ha ha ha. The pleasure is mine
Swift: Lou, why are u making goo-goo eyes at Lilly like that
Lou: I have to say Lilly, your eyes sparkle like the stars in the sky
Lilly: Oh, thank you
Lou: And, your smile is so glowing, it could light up a dark cave
Lilly: Oh, thats so nice. Why can't u ever compliment me like Lou does, Swift
Swift: Isn't it obvious what he's doing, Lilly
Lilly: Hmm... He's being a little too friendly?
Swift: ...I think u need meer training *MUCH meer training*
Lou: Well, it was nice of u guys to see me before they ship me off to Dead Man Land
Swift: What do you- Oh, wait. I am here to hear about the case
Lou: What? Why?
Swift: u helped me on that dag with the mugger. I want to help u with something just as bad. If it weren't for you, I could have died. I want to do the same for you, Lou
Lou: ...Okay, then. I was just waiting for a train home, thats all. I don't own a car
Swift: So, u don't own a car *I really shouldn't be talking. Even I ride the train*
Lilly: u really shouldn't be talking, Swift. Even u ride the train
Swift: Thank u Lilly! I was well aware of the fact!
Lou: I was just waiting with Jessie
Swift: Um... Jessie
Lou: She's the most kind, beautiful, and super-duper-extra-amazing-greatly-great girlfriend a guy can have
Swift: So, this Jessie
Lou: Well, her real name is Jessica
Swift: Well, as u said, she was your... girl........... IF THATS THE CASE, THEN WHY WERE u HITTING ON LILLY!!!
Lou: Oh, come on, Swift. u know I can't help myself
Swift: *sigh* Well, what happened next
Lou. Well, I left to go to get a soda from the soda machine. I got to have my daily dose of flavored drinks
Lilly: I agree, Lou. Which reminds me, we need to stop door a store once were done, Swift
Swift: Okay, so what happened, next
Swift: Well, I came back and there, I saw the body. I didn't se anyone else but Jessica, but she was so scared, she couldn't move. But, she knows I didn't do it
Swift: Well, have u ever met the victim
Lou: u mean the guy who was killed... Only once
Swift: What
Lou: Yeah. That jerk took half of my bank account. Can u believe that. I mean, sure, I didn't have a lot of cash to begin with, but I need that money to get by. And then he goes and takes half of it. I can't believe it myself
Swift: ............
Lou: Why are u so quiet, Sam
Swift: u just gave me and the rest of the court a perfect motive to kill the guy. AND MY NAME IS SWIFT!!!
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But, Lou, I'm going to ask u again. Did u kill him
Lou: He's a jerk, but I don't have it in me to kill anyone. It scares the ladies away
Swift: ............. Okay
Lou: What
Swift: I'll take your case and get u acquitted
Lou: Oh, man, thanks a load
Swift: It's nothing. Besides, I still owe u after that thing with the mugger
Lou: Okay. I guess u guys should get going. Seriously, get going. I won't be able to save myself
Swift: Okay, were going to save you
Lou: Don't say it, just do it
Lilly: So, where should we go, Swift
Swift: Well, I guess we should go check on the crime scene
One Way Train Station
June 14th
Lilly: Wow. What kind of train station is this
Swift: I guess your right. This does look kind of filthy
???- Oh, hello, Swift
Swift: I can only imagine who would be in a disgusting place like this during a crime
Marshall: Swift. It's a good thing u got here. I'm still trying to find all the evidence, but, all I was able to find were these two thing
Swift: What's this... a bottle cap
Marshall: Yeah, u know. From the defendant's soda bottle
Swift: And the other is
Marshall: Oh, right. Here it is
Swift: ...This is just a foto of Lou and his lover, Jessica
Marshall: No evidence is bad evidence
Swift: *Unless the evidence is a foto not even at the crime scene and a piece of garbage*
Marshall: I would have gotten the better stuff, but he beat me to it
Swift: Huh, who's "he"
Marshall: Oh, right. Marcus Mays. He's the prosecutor for this case
Swift: The prosecutor?
Marshall: Yeah, and I'd be careful with that guy. He's one scary guy
Swift: Really
Marshall: It's his eyes that make him so scary. Thats why he wears his glasses
Swift: Is he really that scary
Marshall: Are u kidding? He's broken many criminals into confessing the truth
Swift: *A guy who's won just door intimidating criminals. Good lord*
Marshall: But, like I said. There isn't any evidence here. Marcus got to it all first
Swift: Well... What about the witness
Marshall: Witness... Oh, u mean Jessica Jess. Oh, well, u can't speak to her
Swift: What? Why?
Marshall: Well, Marcus persuaded the court into thinking that if a defense attorney speaks to a witness outside of court, then they could make up a lie to help the defendant. The court decided that u weren't allowed to come within contact with the witness
Swift: What! that is total-
Lilly: What about me
Marshall: Huh. What do u mean
Lilly: Well I'm not a defense attorney... at least, not yet. Do u think I could speak to the witness
Marshall: Well... I guess so
Lilly: Oh thank you. Um... where is she
Marshall: If I guess right, she is at the local park. zei she wanted to be at the last place where she was with Lou
Lilly: Okay, thanks
Swift: ...Thank you, Lilly. I'll be at the office once your done
Lilly: Okay
Park
June 14th
Lilly: *So this is the town park... How come I've never come here*
???: Excuse me, but can I ask u something
Lilly: Huh. Oh, sure
???: Are u a defense attorney
Lilly: Well... no... but I am secretly taking notes for one
???: Oh, good. My name is Jessica Jess
Lilly: u are. Well good. I have some vragen for you
Jessica: I was hoping u did
Lilly: So, what did u see on the night of the murder
Jessica: Well, once Lou walked away, I went to the restroom at on the opposite end of the station. I just needed to put on meer eye liner
Lilly: *I do have to admit. Her choice of color is amazing. I should buy some of that*
Jessica: Once I walked back outside, I saw this guy run up to two other people and saw him stab both of them. It was awful
Lilly: Was Lou the one who-
Jessica: MY SWEET LOUEY!? NEVER! HE WOULD NEVER KILL ANYONE! I KNOW HE WOULDN'T! IT'S TERRIBLE TO EVEN THINK THAT HE COULD!
Lilly: ... Well... Alright then. Did u happen to find anything
Jessica: No, but I did take this
Lilly: What's this? A photo.... Ah.... I think I see the killer, but... He's wearing a mask
Jessica: Yes, I thought it was strange , too. But, I guess it was pretty smart. I heard that one of the men survived the attack. If he wasn't wearing a mask, he could have easily been identified.
Lilly: Well, is that all u saw
Jessica: Yes. After that, I just sat on the bench and was so scared. That's when Lou came back
Lilly: ... *Lou just happened to be gone while the killer struck. Something isn't right* Well, thank you, Ms. Jess. I'll be going now
Jessica: Thank u for listening to my story. I wish u luck on the case
Lilly: *If anyone needs wishing luck, it should be Lou*