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Now, what is one of the most laughably bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Well, I think that that fanfic would be the creepypasta known as Mad for McDonalds.
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat meer at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
Now, there has been lists talking about gamings best dogs, cats, and dragons. So, I want to talk about something just as cool…. Fish……….. Is anyone still reading this article. Now, the rules, as always. Only one game per franchise, and only games I have played. WITH THAT, lets start the list

 Moonfish
Moonfish


#10: Moonfish from Fable - Now, even though the Moonfish don’t do much, physically, they are still pretty cool. These vis are real rare, and are only found in certain lakes. They are also pretty hard to catch, since the fishing in Fable SUCKS! But, when u catch them, their description...
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Well this is a game I never knew existed. Most of these games, I had minor knowledge of, but this is a game I never heard of, not a once. Terrawars: New York Invasion is a shooter all about playing as a soldier that must stop an alien invasion taking place in New York, obviously. The game was developed door Lady Luck Digital Media, this being their first and last game. Released on Xbox Original and PC, Terrawars was a game made on passion. The developers themselves went to New York City, Manhattan to be exact, in order to get the game to look as close to New York as possible. It’s kind of nice...
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u gotta spend money to make money, zei some billionaire company owner as he warmed up his house door throwing dollar bills into his fireplace. And no better way to spend your money on a game than to pay your employees, if we were talking about saints. So the volgende best thing is to adverteer your games. Sometimes, these can be as little as a commercial of a Youtube ad, but there are times where they go even further beyond and set up a big event to get people excited. And then there are times where the companies fail at doing that and create meer problems for themselves than anyone could imagine....
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Kevin: *Sitting down, drinking a soda*
Mr. Nut: Pride And Joy ladies and gentlemen, door Stevie straal, ray Vaughan.
Mily: Nice choice. *Passes door with five passenger cars*
Mr. Nut: After all this time, we're finally back, and I am your host door the way. My name is Mr. Nut, and I am from The Nut House. Our schedule for tonight is down below.

8:00 PM

Trainz
Trainz

8:30 PM

On The Block
The Nut House

Mr. Nut: Our back to back episodes of Trainz will begin now.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run door five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains...
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Art by Deathding
The Evil Dead franchise is some of the best horror films ever made, and on some of the tightest budgets possible. They managed to toon creepy monsters, paranormal activity, and people turning into these zombie like demons all with the budget of just four hundred thousand dollars. The movie was successful enough to launch actor Bruce Campbell into fame, and create a sequel, Evil Dead 2. That film later got it’s own sequel, which I will be reviewing today, and it is known as Evil Dead 3- Oh, wait. Nevermind, it’s called Army of Darkness.



Honestly, I don’t know why they changed the...
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Johnny: *Polishing his Plymouth*
Sean: *Stops at a nearby station* What do u say we finally see who's the fastest?
Johnny: You're on.
Kevin: The race is finally on!
Mily: Is it?
Liam: Your silver friend is going against the CIA agent.
Kevin: And I'm the host for tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We'll see who wins the race after we toon u an episode of Johnny Lightning, and Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls.

Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But...
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Liz: *Playing guitar*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Master Sword: Come on over everyone! We got some great muziek for you.
Skywalker: Did u forget that we have a toon to run?
Master Sword: You're the host u know.
Skywalker: Oh, that's right. Hi folks. Skywalker from Bartholomew here, and welcome to the S.S.S.S. This is our last toon of the month. We'll be taking the 31st, and April 7th off to celebrate April Fools, and the beginning of April itself.
Wilson: Does anyone even celebrate April Fools anymore?
Skywalker: Not that I know of. Anyway, here's tonight's schedule.

8 PM - Now...
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~Story~

In 1898, Westward Expansion is at an all time high, with people travelling to the inhabited west of the American country to strike it rich. An archeologist door the name of Robert Grimley travelled to the west in zoek of any ancient artifacts that he believed were undiscovered. As he was patrolling the landscape, he came across a band of slaughtered Native Americans, killed door a group of bandits. After taking what he could from the bandit camp, he found a strange artifact in the shape of a skull. The artifact was known as Mictlantecuhtli, an artifact from an ancient Aztec temple cursed...
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So this is a game I have only heard about in whispers. Everyone has told me that Rogue Warrior was a terrible game, but no one ever told me why. They just say “It’s boring” of “It’s not fun”, but I was always curious as to why it was so bad. And then I figured it out. Rogue Warrior was a game Rebellion Developments and published door Bethesda. Yep, the same Bethesda that tells us sweet little lies. u people thought Fallout 76 was the worst thing with Bethesda’s name slapped on it, just u wait. Based very, very, very loosely on the autobiography door actually named Richard “Dick”...
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Standing, in the darkness.
Alone, with only your dreams.
Or rather.
Your nightmares.
Could they be fiction?
Or your own reality?

Chestnut Pines, Washington. A small town out from the lively cities and locations of the country. A town of dying business and abandoned homes. It gets by, but barely thriving. It’s a simple town, but that will change. A nightmare is coming into the town. Nobody will suspect it, and when they do, it may be too late. This is a jaar of something dark. What will happen? What choices will be made? Will they be for the best, of will they go wrong. The choice is up to you,...
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Sean: It's that time of the week again.
Hawkeye: Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Karl: We have no host this time.
Kyle: But we do have something special for you.
Spike: We have featured all of the 12 Gran Turismo episodes this season, and now we will toon the four best episodes of the show.
Captain Jefferson: From best to worst. Enjoy.

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do u know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out...
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Kevin: This is it! The moment we've all been waiting for! Who's faster?! Johnny Lightning, of Sean, the Amtrak F40PH?!
Johnny: *Revving his car's engine*
S.B: *Holding a flashlight. He shines it*
Sean: *Takes off with seven Amfleets in tow*
Johnny: *Quickly accelerates to 35 miles an hour*
Sean: Give me meer power!! *Uncouples an Amfleet and goes up to 75 miles an hour*
Johnny: WHAT?!?!
Sean: *Crosses the finish line first*
Crowd: *Cheering*
Kevin: There u have it. A talking train can beat a car just door shouting while uncoupling one of his cars. Now let's watch The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't...
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September 9th

Hello. I’m David. My vrienden call me Dave of Davey. But, since I do not have friends, u may call me David. And I regret to inform that, door volgende year, I will die. Perhaps it is best if I start back from the beginning, from this morning. I had woken up in a daze, my head feeling funny. I gave it a scratch. It felt very satisfying. I had made my usual cup of coffee, black, no sugar of cream, along with my usual breakfast: Prescribed medication to make my brain all better. I had been taking this medication for a while now. I believe it was to help with my extreme seizures and violent...
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Hey, look, the disturbing stuff is back…… Goodey. Now, the lijst is the same as the first two. These have to be things that disturb me, and they have to be something that wasn’t on my original list. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Birdo from Super Mario Bros - Now, there have been a few disturbing things in the Mario universe. Mostly in Super Paper Mario. But, lets go back to the first disturbing thing ever in a Mario game. Back in 1988, there was an enemy called Birdo, who would shoot eggs at you. Doesn’t sound too bad, until, u read the games instruction booklet, where...
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So I talked about this game back in my Corner of Horror review (A series I need to get back to since I haven’t review anything since Halloween), and I think I was a little too harsh on this game. So I want to give it another review, another shot, if u will, and let u know that I really do love this horror classic. So let’s stop talking about it and start talking about Condemned: Criminal Origins.
You play as one Ethan Thomas, a not to bright young investigator for the SCU who is tracking down a serial killer when he has a run in with Serial Killer X, a man who goes around murdering...
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So yeah, I guess this is going to be a yearly thing. Boy, 2017 was a great year, wasn’t it. The great Weinstein scandal where many Hollywood beroemdheden were found out to be big pieces of shit, huge race riots in Charlottesville that resulted in the death of an innocent bystander, nuclear war between America and North Korea meer closer than ever before, everyone on Youtube that wasn’t a celebrity of Jake Paul getting utterly fucked door the company, large mass shootings resulting in the highest shootings in U.S. history took place in just one year, and the complete and utter nuterization...
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Ian: *Listening to the music* What are we in a Western now?
Kevin: *Dressed as a cowboy, while riding a horse* This is my Halloween Costume.
Ian: Ah. Well at least I'm the host tonight. Here's tonight's lineup.

Con Mane: The Mare With The Golden Gun
Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Christmas

Liam: *Dressed as an Indian, running after Kevin* Wait for me Kevin!
Ian: Let's start the toon before meer cowboys, of Indians arrive.

Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can u check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony:...
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About a jaar ago, when I was still new to living in Oxford, I had this bus driver. She was basically the female equivalent to the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket… of basically, my mother, except, instead of some of the time, she was all the time. However, other than the fact that she really liked to yell at kids, she was always absent a lot. Every time she wouldn’t come to work, she would send her substitute, who was this very friendly elderly man. Shame the kids on the bus didn’t respect him though. So, one day, while I was waiting at the bus stop, and this time, I was with my...
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