Wow… just wow. The auteur of todays fanfic didn’t even fucking try to make it good. Just a minuut and a half long story, and that’s it. And its especially insulting to me, because this is a Zelda fanfic, and I love the Zelda games. So, lets start the fanfic, named Majora’s Pants… About half of u just left. I can feel it. u all left because the titel is so stupid, its unbelievable.
So, it starts with Link walking into the Great Deku boom and- HOLD ON! Majora? Great Deku Tree? Both of them are from different Zelda games. The Great Deku boom is from Ocarina of Time, whereas Majora is from Majora’s Mask. Neither of them are mentioned in the same game. This is just stupid. Oh, and get used to me stopping to compare Zelda games. It’s gonna happen a lot.
So, after that, Link is walking around, with Navi being as annoying as possible. Well, at least they got that part down. So, after that, Link begins talking. Okay, Link never talks… ever. He is always quiet, so the player can put themselves in the game. The writer completely screwed that up. So, after Link gets mad, he just cuts his way through and ends up in a different room. After that, Link meets… Tony Stark from Iron Man? WHAT!? No, seriously. What the fuck. I checked the fanfictions description. It says this fanfic is a Comedy/Parody. It says nowhere that this is a crossover. Literally, nowhere. WHY THE FUCK IS TONY STARK IN A ZELDA FANFIC!? And another thing, where the fuck is Majora? I don’t care if he’s a pair of pants, a mask, or, hell, a used condom. WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!
Okay, so, after this, Tony Stark blasts Navi and Link and just leaves… and thats the end of the fanfic. No, I’m not kidding. u just read 335 words (Yes, I counted), and that is how it ends. Actually, it doesn’t even end. It just stops… My god, Kane and Lynch 2 had a better ending than that, and u know that, when someone says that Kane and Lynch 2 had a better ending, u know this guy fucked up badly. And this fanfic is one big fuck up.
It makes no goddamn sense, the writing is too fast, and Majora is no where to be seen. This doesn’t even take place in the world of Majora’s Mask. It takes place in Ocarina of Time, so, the auteur is mixed up completely about these games locations. So, yeah, if u wanna waste a minuut and thirty seconden of your life, than I say, waste it on something better than this fanfic. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
So, it starts with Link walking into the Great Deku boom and- HOLD ON! Majora? Great Deku Tree? Both of them are from different Zelda games. The Great Deku boom is from Ocarina of Time, whereas Majora is from Majora’s Mask. Neither of them are mentioned in the same game. This is just stupid. Oh, and get used to me stopping to compare Zelda games. It’s gonna happen a lot.
So, after that, Link is walking around, with Navi being as annoying as possible. Well, at least they got that part down. So, after that, Link begins talking. Okay, Link never talks… ever. He is always quiet, so the player can put themselves in the game. The writer completely screwed that up. So, after Link gets mad, he just cuts his way through and ends up in a different room. After that, Link meets… Tony Stark from Iron Man? WHAT!? No, seriously. What the fuck. I checked the fanfictions description. It says this fanfic is a Comedy/Parody. It says nowhere that this is a crossover. Literally, nowhere. WHY THE FUCK IS TONY STARK IN A ZELDA FANFIC!? And another thing, where the fuck is Majora? I don’t care if he’s a pair of pants, a mask, or, hell, a used condom. WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?!
Okay, so, after this, Tony Stark blasts Navi and Link and just leaves… and thats the end of the fanfic. No, I’m not kidding. u just read 335 words (Yes, I counted), and that is how it ends. Actually, it doesn’t even end. It just stops… My god, Kane and Lynch 2 had a better ending than that, and u know that, when someone says that Kane and Lynch 2 had a better ending, u know this guy fucked up badly. And this fanfic is one big fuck up.
It makes no goddamn sense, the writing is too fast, and Majora is no where to be seen. This doesn’t even take place in the world of Majora’s Mask. It takes place in Ocarina of Time, so, the auteur is mixed up completely about these games locations. So, yeah, if u wanna waste a minuut and thirty seconden of your life, than I say, waste it on something better than this fanfic. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
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Del Toro is one of the best horror movie directors out there. He’s definitely one of my favorites, and he has made so much great horror movies… Shame his games are never going to be released. But, let’s talk about one of his lesser loved movies. Back in 1997, Del Toro was asked to make this one movie about bugs, and he decided “Why the hell not”, and so he made Mimic, a movie that barely anyone loved…. So naturally, I’m in the opposite category.
The movie takes place in a city where cockroaches are spreading the Strickler’s Disease, in other words, this movie’s Ebola....
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The movie takes place in a city where cockroaches are spreading the Strickler’s Disease, in other words, this movie’s Ebola....
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Another George A. Romero movie, and each time, they seem to get worse and worse… for the characters in it, of course. The films don’t ever seem to get terrible (Unless it’s Diary of Survival of the Dead. Those two sucked). As a fan of Romero’s Dead franchise, I can’t ever get enough of those movies. And the movie that we will be talking about today is definitely no exception. It was the last in the chronological order of the Dead series, but was also the first mixed opinion Dead movie, and that movie is Land of the Dead.
Land of the Dead is the fourth Dead movie with the highest...
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Land of the Dead is the fourth Dead movie with the highest...
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I am happy to announce that this is my very first top, boven ten lijst on this club.
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Video games have been around for over 30 years. We've seen many games such as Pong, Pac-Man, Sonic, Mario Brothers, ster Fox, and thousands of others. Since the start of the new millennium, video games have come a long way, featuring voice acting, better graphics, and online gameplay. In this list, we're counting down the top, boven ten video games produced in the 21st century.
Number 10: Mario Party 10
This game is very fun to play. One of my favoriete things about Mario Party 10 is the Bowser Party...
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I am happy to announce that this is my very first top, boven ten lijst on this club.
Song: link
Video games have been around for over 30 years. We've seen many games such as Pong, Pac-Man, Sonic, Mario Brothers, ster Fox, and thousands of others. Since the start of the new millennium, video games have come a long way, featuring voice acting, better graphics, and online gameplay. In this list, we're counting down the top, boven ten video games produced in the 21st century.
Number 10: Mario Party 10
This game is very fun to play. One of my favoriete things about Mario Party 10 is the Bowser Party...
Alright, I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I have classes in the morning, so sorry if I sound a little off in this article. But I wanted to get all my thoughts out before I forget them. Anyway, It 2017 is a reboot of the original mini-series, and I can safely say, as a reboot, it's really good.
So, before I talk about this movie, I feel as though I should mention the original miniseries from the 90s. Honestly, I felt as though it wasn't scary. meer silly, if anything. Pennywise was just yucking it up throughout the whole film in a gloriously hilarious performance door Tim Curry, some of the scares...
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So, before I talk about this movie, I feel as though I should mention the original miniseries from the 90s. Honestly, I felt as though it wasn't scary. meer silly, if anything. Pennywise was just yucking it up throughout the whole film in a gloriously hilarious performance door Tim Curry, some of the scares...
I zei it before and I will say it again here and probably again in the future, but I love it when Rockstar does other stuff than GTA. It usually feels meer experimental and always feels like it pays off. And one of my favoriete of their meer experimental games is, oddly enough, their T rated game, Bully.
Bully follows Jimmy Hopkins, a good kid in a bad place, as he is dropped off at Bullworth Academy, possibly the worst school in the country where students are broken up into groups and where strict rules and cruel bullies are a common occurrence. One such bully, Gary, has it out for Jimmy...
