This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.
Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and u know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!
But everyone was falling asleep, and one of the ponies even fell down.
Twilight: *Stares at Pinkie Pie* Fine. Wut da fuq do u want?!
Pinkie Pie: There is a dragon breathing smoke towards our town. It's causing pollution, and making things difficult for all of us.
Twilight: Man, you're a female! u ain't suppose to care about pollution!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenboog Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hallo Fluttershy, u smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, u are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight was with her five so called friends.
Twilight: Alright my niggas. We are going to kill a dragon. Even though it's 60 times bigger then us, and will most likely burn us into a crisp, I believe we can win dis!
regenboog Dash: Yeah! I think so too!
Twilight: I think we can win, because I am your leader. Why do u think we will win Dash?
regenboog Dash: Because we're all thinking positive, and believing in ourselves.
Twilight: *Not amused* Uh huh, sure.
Fluttershy: I don't want to fight the dragon.
Twilight: *Slams her hoof on the ground* I DON'T CARE!! u AIN'T THE LEADER!! I AM!!!!! NOW EVERYONE, GET YO' GEAR, AND DRAG YO MISERABLE ezel BACK HERE BEFORE 15:00 HOURS!!
Applejack: That's 3 PM, right?
Twilight: Yes, why?
Applejack: Well it's actually 3:30.
Twilight: Fuck it. Be back here door tomorrow, 15:00 hours.
Song: link
regenboog Dash was at her wolk house. She packed food in her saddle bags, and put some regenboog war paint on her cheeks.
regenboog Dash: I think I can. *Remembers she's part of a team* I mean, I think we can.
Pinkie Pie: *Dressed as a Nazi, holding an MP40, and a Panzershreck* For zhe Fatherland!
Applejack: *Carrying a shotgun, and walks to a Ford pick up truck* Okay, I'm ready to run that bastard over.
Rarity: *Putting dildos into her saddlebags*
Fluttershy: *Hiding* I don't want to fight.
The volgende day, they all went to Twilight with their stuff.
Twilight: *Turns off the song* Alright, I'm gonna inspect u before we go. *Looks at regenboog Dash* Okay, good. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, dat shit u got is from 20 years ago. Get something meer modern.
Pinkie Pie: But, I like German things. I want to keep it!
Twilight: Fine. *Looks at Applejack* Yer good man.
Applejack: I ain't a man.
Twilight: Fuck you. *Looks at Rarity* Man, I can see u got a lot of stuff in yo bags. u must be prepared.
Rarity: I certainly am.
Twilight: *Looks at Fluttershy* Man, wut da fuq are u doing?!!!!? u didn't bring shit!!
Fluttershy: But I don't have to go to the bathroom.
Twilight: This is unacceptable!
regenboog Dash: *Walks over to Twilight* I don't think she wants to go with us.
Twilight: TOO BAD!!!! Now slap dat miserable bitch, and let's go.
regenboog Dash: But I don't want to slap her.
Twilight: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!
regenboog Dash: Fluttershy, run for it.
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: Goddammit regenboog Dash!! You're a disgrace to us all!!!
regenboog Dash: Can I go home?
Twilight: NO!
They went up the heuvel to fight the dragon.
Rarity: *Tired* Oh my goodness, I need to take a break. *Opens her saddlebag, and takes out a dildo, but accidentally knocks her bag over*
Twilight: *Looking at all of the dildos from Rarity's saddlebag* that's all u packed?
Rarity: *Nervously blushes*
Twilight: Just a bunch of fucking DILDOS?!!?
Rarity: I have to masturbate somehow.
Twilight: Use your hoof for crying out loud!!
Rarity: I don't want to get it dirty!
Pinkie Pie: Uh, what about the dragon?
regenboog Dash: Are we gonna kill it, of what?
Twilight: Yes- no.. I DON'T KNOW!!! Rarity, u fucked up everything!!!! That's Spike's job!!!
Rarity: *Masturbates with the dildo*
Twilight: *Slaps Rarity* STOP IT!!!!
Rarity: u made me drop my-
Twilight: I DON'T CARE!!! YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Dragon: *Appears* I can't take anymore of this shouting. I'm going to bother someone else with my smoke. *Flies away*
regenboog Dash: Well, looks like Twilight's shouting did something good for once.
Twilight: In that case, I'll shout meer often.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenboog Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland toon - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - appeldrank, applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.
Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and u know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!
But everyone was falling asleep, and one of the ponies even fell down.
Twilight: *Stares at Pinkie Pie* Fine. Wut da fuq do u want?!
Pinkie Pie: There is a dragon breathing smoke towards our town. It's causing pollution, and making things difficult for all of us.
Twilight: Man, you're a female! u ain't suppose to care about pollution!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
regenboog Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hallo Fluttershy, u smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, u are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight was with her five so called friends.
Twilight: Alright my niggas. We are going to kill a dragon. Even though it's 60 times bigger then us, and will most likely burn us into a crisp, I believe we can win dis!
regenboog Dash: Yeah! I think so too!
Twilight: I think we can win, because I am your leader. Why do u think we will win Dash?
regenboog Dash: Because we're all thinking positive, and believing in ourselves.
Twilight: *Not amused* Uh huh, sure.
Fluttershy: I don't want to fight the dragon.
Twilight: *Slams her hoof on the ground* I DON'T CARE!! u AIN'T THE LEADER!! I AM!!!!! NOW EVERYONE, GET YO' GEAR, AND DRAG YO MISERABLE ezel BACK HERE BEFORE 15:00 HOURS!!
Applejack: That's 3 PM, right?
Twilight: Yes, why?
Applejack: Well it's actually 3:30.
Twilight: Fuck it. Be back here door tomorrow, 15:00 hours.
Song: link
regenboog Dash was at her wolk house. She packed food in her saddle bags, and put some regenboog war paint on her cheeks.
regenboog Dash: I think I can. *Remembers she's part of a team* I mean, I think we can.
Pinkie Pie: *Dressed as a Nazi, holding an MP40, and a Panzershreck* For zhe Fatherland!
Applejack: *Carrying a shotgun, and walks to a Ford pick up truck* Okay, I'm ready to run that bastard over.
Rarity: *Putting dildos into her saddlebags*
Fluttershy: *Hiding* I don't want to fight.
The volgende day, they all went to Twilight with their stuff.
Twilight: *Turns off the song* Alright, I'm gonna inspect u before we go. *Looks at regenboog Dash* Okay, good. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, dat shit u got is from 20 years ago. Get something meer modern.
Pinkie Pie: But, I like German things. I want to keep it!
Twilight: Fine. *Looks at Applejack* Yer good man.
Applejack: I ain't a man.
Twilight: Fuck you. *Looks at Rarity* Man, I can see u got a lot of stuff in yo bags. u must be prepared.
Rarity: I certainly am.
Twilight: *Looks at Fluttershy* Man, wut da fuq are u doing?!!!!? u didn't bring shit!!
Fluttershy: But I don't have to go to the bathroom.
Twilight: This is unacceptable!
regenboog Dash: *Walks over to Twilight* I don't think she wants to go with us.
Twilight: TOO BAD!!!! Now slap dat miserable bitch, and let's go.
regenboog Dash: But I don't want to slap her.
Twilight: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!
regenboog Dash: Fluttershy, run for it.
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: Goddammit regenboog Dash!! You're a disgrace to us all!!!
regenboog Dash: Can I go home?
Twilight: NO!
They went up the heuvel to fight the dragon.
Rarity: *Tired* Oh my goodness, I need to take a break. *Opens her saddlebag, and takes out a dildo, but accidentally knocks her bag over*
Twilight: *Looking at all of the dildos from Rarity's saddlebag* that's all u packed?
Rarity: *Nervously blushes*
Twilight: Just a bunch of fucking DILDOS?!!?
Rarity: I have to masturbate somehow.
Twilight: Use your hoof for crying out loud!!
Rarity: I don't want to get it dirty!
Pinkie Pie: Uh, what about the dragon?
regenboog Dash: Are we gonna kill it, of what?
Twilight: Yes- no.. I DON'T KNOW!!! Rarity, u fucked up everything!!!! That's Spike's job!!!
Rarity: *Masturbates with the dildo*
Twilight: *Slaps Rarity* STOP IT!!!!
Rarity: u made me drop my-
Twilight: I DON'T CARE!!! YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Dragon: *Appears* I can't take anymore of this shouting. I'm going to bother someone else with my smoke. *Flies away*
regenboog Dash: Well, looks like Twilight's shouting did something good for once.
Twilight: In that case, I'll shout meer often.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beound prepare. And he literary can't control himself..
THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad. Like there was still hope for him.. But. When he gets the chance for piece, he deni's Ricks offer for peace and murders hershel, despite his best effects of redeeming.. It just. Makes me feel depressed, I was voting for him.
TRIXIE:
Yeah.. I known what your gonna say. But she's cute. That's enough for me.
regenboog DASH/Rocket to insanity:
She all was fucked up. How can u blaim her when her mind is completely broken, and she isn't even 'her' anymore...
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beound prepare. And he literary can't control himself..
THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad. Like there was still hope for him.. But. When he gets the chance for piece, he deni's Ricks offer for peace and murders hershel, despite his best effects of redeeming.. It just. Makes me feel depressed, I was voting for him.
TRIXIE:
Yeah.. I known what your gonna say. But she's cute. That's enough for me.
regenboog DASH/Rocket to insanity:
She all was fucked up. How can u blaim her when her mind is completely broken, and she isn't even 'her' anymore...